Tony: god, I need another coffee
Peter: youâve⊠youâve already had 5 cups
Tony: I donât remember asking how many Iâve had??
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Tony: god, I need another coffee
Peter: youâve⊠youâve already had 5 cups
Tony: I donât remember asking how many Iâve had??
[Text]
Peter: Hey Mr. Strsk si it not as badjh as it seens
Tony: dear god what did you do
Tony: why did you just spell almost every word wrong
Peter: waifr
Peter: sorry I was dizzy I just had to wait a sec for it to go away
Tony: why were you dizzy????
Peter: Um so I got stabbed agai and am kinda bleeding out as we soeak
Peter: [letâs play 8-ball!]
Tony: PETER WHAT THE FUCK
Peter: *stumbles into room*
Tony: hey, what happened?
Peter: no one died
Peter: itâs also not as bad as it looks
Tony: what-
Tony: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT
Peter: *crying*
Tony: whatâs wrong??
Peter: I just realized Mr. Rogers canât build legos
Steve: why canât I?
Tony: yeah why canât he???
Peter, sobbing: BECAUSE THE AGE RANGE ON THE BOX SAYS 4-99 AND HES 105
Tony:
Steve:
Steve: *clicks legos together seriously* itâs ok. Iâve done more illegal things
âšRhodes and Tony in their chaotic college lifeâš
Rhodey: did we actually just lock ourselves out of the car?
Tony: I thought you got the keys
Rhodey: Tones you drove here. You drive, you get the keys
Tony: Iâm sorry, when did we agree to make me the responsible one?
Tony:
Tony, eyes widening: Oh. Oh shit-
Rhodey: ???
Tony: I left Shellsea in the car I LEFT SHELLSEA IN THE CAR-
Rhodey: Iâm sorry, who?
Tony, already tossing a shopping cart at the car window: NO TIME TO EXPLAIN
~~Bonus~~
Rhodey: you destroyed our car window for a turtle you picked up off the side of the road?
Tony: tortoise
Tony: and yes. It was my dadâs anyway he can afford it :)
Rhodey: you pissed him off so he took it
Rhodey: we now have no car Tony
Tony: oh yeah
Peter: My spidey senses-
Bucky: lmao you mean tingle
Peter: call that again and Iâll-
Bucky: *laughs* youâll what
Peter, tearing up: I dunno cry about it
Bucky:
Tony glaring at him, repulsers glowing in the shadows:
Bucky: *stares fearfully*
Peter, on the phone with Tony: hey Mr. Stark! So I know youâre busy but I just wanted to know if I could borrow your first aid kit to fix up a little thing⊠I also need a way to stitch it up so I just wanted to make sure thatâs in there too. If not thatâs totally ok though! I could just use Mayâs sewing kit again and I saw a video on five minute crafts that I could use-
Tony: Peter
Tony: this is exactly why I have anxiety oh my god
Peter: *humming patriotically*
Tony: whatâs that song?
Peter: Oh itâs from that new Rogers Musical.
Tony, now very much intrigued: what-
Peter: itâs kind of like the Walmart version of Hamilton. Songs are pretty good but you should see the costumes-
Sam: I BOUGHT US TICKETS
Bucky: FUCK YEAH LMAO
~~~~~~~~~
Everyone: *grinning at Steve as âI can do this all dayâ plays*
Steve:
Peter: *walks out of his bedroom*
Happy: *walks out of Mayâs đ§*
Peter:
Happy:
Happy: um⊠hey Pete-
Peter: oh my fucking god
*flips out window*
~~~~bonus~~~~
Peter, now on the phone with Tony: MR STARK THE WORST THING JUST HAPPENED I WOKE UP AND I JUST- *starts sobbing*
strong stoic man with sad past: *adopts child*
me every single time:
Itâs about choosing to break the cycle of abuse and doing your best to ensure the next generation doesnât have to endure what you did. And thatâs fucking heroic work.
and it is also about learning to heal đ„șđ
Peter after getting a paper cut: ow-
Tony:
Peter: Hey guys I brought Oreo cake
Tony: cool tha-
Bucky: wait- Oreo???
Peter: ..y-yea-
Bucky, absolutely amazed: HOLY SHI- THEY HAVE OREOS IN CAKE NOW?? THATS SO AWESOME GIMME
Everyone:
Sam:
Sam: you know, Steve had the same reaction when he saw all the ice cream flavors they didnât have before
Bucky:
Bucky: *walks out the door* Iâm going to Publix
Tony: Hey, kid are you doing ok?
Peter: Today, I crossed the street only looking one way instead of both ways.
*Peter and Ned having a sleepover at the compound*
Peter: ok so if Tony comes letâs just be like âAndyâs comingâ and pretend to sleep because he doesnât like when Iâm up late
Ned: seems legit
*Tony walks in knowing they werenât asleep*
Peter: Andyâs coming
Peter and Ned: *collapse*
Tony:
Tony: what the fuck did you just say to me
Based off true events because my friend and I are literal dumbasses and weâll laugh at anything at this point so we wheezed at this for a while :,)
*The rouge avengers back at the compound*
Peter, staring at Steve: Captain.
Steve: Uh... So youâre Spider-ma-
Peter: Iâd like to let you know that if you ever touch Mr. Stark again, Iâm flinging you off the Manhattan bridge
Steve: I..
The other avengers:
Peter: That also goes for the rest of you, bye assholes *jumps out window*
Tony:
Tony, his voice cracking because he loves his protective son: S-so yeah thatâs Peter
oh you think your life is hard? try being a gay rat living in france who hates your dad and just wants to cook
why did this post make me realize there are no female rats in this movie
actually there is, she has one line at the end when she says âhow do you know?â
ok I just skimmed though the movie again, and here she is in the beginning, she just doesnât say anything, and you wouldnât guess she was a girl because they didnât do that weird humanizing, tits and longer eyelashes thing that most movies with animals do.
iâm pretty sure that all the female coded rats are the smaller rats, which is apparently accurate to real rats. Remmy is also really small. after going though the movie I realized that there are only five rats that have actual lines. Remmy, Emile, the dad, the really big bodyguard rat, and the rat at the end. whack.
>girl rats are smaller
>Remmy is smaller
>Remmy is trans
remmy is trans and his father accepts that but not his passion for cooking
remmy: dad i think im a boy
dad: sure son
remmy: also im tired of eating literal rotted garbage
dad: you w h a t
Dad: no daughter of mine is going to cook!
Remmy: actually dad Iâm a boy
Dad: thank you for telling me I support you
Dad: NO SON OF MINE IS GOING TO COOK!
Educate your girls like you would educate your boys. Take litterally
Tony: what do you guys want for Christmas
Clint: Arrows
Nat: knives
Bucky: a flying car
Peter: anything sciencey :)
Steve: a sketchbook
Tony: Ok-
Coulson raising from the dead: A captain America scented candle
Everyone:
Coulson: Smells like f r e e d o m