Nolite te carborundorum

rose / 23

[hijerking]

me @ myself at 6pm: okay i’m going to bed early today

me at 2am: haha pranked

[bebx]

🤷🏼‍♀️

[woodrider]

Bruh this coffee I bought is so good I'm so fuckin alert rn I could probably do a math problem

[woodrider]

I don't know

[stylecouncil]

[stylecouncil]

[stylecouncil]

[acastersource]

James Acaster: Cold Lasagne Hate Myself 1999

Bonus:

[thatsbelievable]

[angelnumber27]

The people in 1897 were mentally in 2030

[below-subzero]

update: after 4 fucking years, the horse is finally out of the hospital

[honeybooboothefool]

[dyqe]

may i add

[diarygirls]

can lorde release her third album please i don’t know how to navigate my early twenties without her 

[christine-is-a-cinnamon-roll]

self care is dropping a chandelier on a large crowd of people

[wizzard890]

do whatever you need to cope

[worstdoctorsyndrome]

[worstdoctorsyndrome]

Well then. This post sure has aged like a fine wine.

[catchymemes]

[hydro-homies]

Twitter hits too close to home

[shacklefunk-deactivated20220623]

exchanging grammatically correct emails with adults is the most uncomfortable form of human interaction in existence

[cipheramnesia]

I remember a more innocent time, when two bros would chill in a hot tub, six feet apart, not because of a global pandemic, but merely because they were not gay.

[lescretia]

i dont know if yall knew this, but theres a picture of griffin crying with a gun too

[cool-eevee]

FIGHT

[pancakesarescary]

Theyre shooting travis

[morndas]

animal crossing: new vegas