Hell is not my child but I will raise it.

[hilariouslarry]

[babsvibes]

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[the-big-mood]

[thenewborndeity]

Oh ok. Childhood memory unlocked.

When i was a little kid, i had a "4d puzzle" of new york city.

You built the cardboard jigsaw base, then the foam island, and then you had plastic buildings and bridges.

And it had instructions to place the buildings in chronological order, as well as a timeline, hence "4d".

And i just fucking remembered. In 2001 on the timeline a step was "remove buildings #xx and #xy (World Trade Centers)" with no other explanation.

And as a kid i had no clue what that meant, but looking back on it my puzzle really just told me "alright kid, do a 9/11" and i, age 5, went along with it.

[thenewborndeity]

Congrats on having by far the funniest tags on this post so far.

[egberts]

really cannot believe the guy who said "the years start coming and they don't stop coming" went and died on us at 56. bitch. bitch 😭

[vigilantejustice]

please watch this two second clip from santa clarita diet

[margesimpsoncosplayer]

mah shErbet.,, mah sp ᵒᵒⁿ

[official-lucifers-child]

the transcription is 100% accurate and yet still doesn’t do it justice somehow

[animentality]

[cb1296]

Reminds me of this lol

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[reputayswift]

Is there a word for that like, “bright darkness” you get in winter?? When it’s been snowing or it’s supposed to snow past sunset and the sky isn’t Dark Enough. One of my favorite things

[reputayswift]

Thanks to @raindropwindow and a handful of articles, it’s called snow albedo, skyglow, snowglow, or just light scattering! It’s the result of moon- or artificial light reflecting off ground snow, low clouds, or ice crystals.

[ailurinae]

that nsfw snow…

[baking-accident]

when it’s time for your favorite character to show up

[phantomonabudget]

[valtsv]

i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"

[valtsv]

[memewhore]

[insufferablepirate]

Sound ON!!

[sighinastorm]

stuoidnmentlaheslth a all a tepid mental healthwalkbsrulidptbsbmenalhealthwalj stupid mental health walk

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

why did I find a reaction image in the cemetery

[queenwhiskey]

this goes sailing through my window after making a bad post

[woahajimes]

love it when their ship dynamic is "youre so fucking stupid" but like romantically

[furryprovocateur]

"the writer's strike could stop the MCU from making new movies for months!" fuck dont dirtytalk me like that. it's only 9:34 am

[monkeymindscream]

[muscle-sorcerer]

Oh boy am I pissed off about having to participate in capitalist America

[isuggestarson]

Ive got an idea

[muscle-sorcerer]

Mr Arson bestie, I'm excited to hear it

[thebiscuiteternal]

WHO THE FUCK CHOSE THIS PLAY STORE ICON

[curioscurio]