ayyyeeeee it's me SLOMPY

🍄I work in a library and it's as gay as it sounds🍄 Wikipedia is my favourite website and I'm a big ol HO for the internet archive. - profile picture by: http://cherrybeez.tumblr.com

[sadclowncentral]

so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.

it makes you a fruit.

[sumverendus]

[sandpancakecat]

[iftadwascool]

[bruzum]

[targetedknowledge]

[twistcmyk]

i'm scared to show you

[dogpuppy]

[chickenmim]

Dude... allow me to add to your trove.

I have a folder of these on my phone... I'm not sure what that says about me!

[gobloggirl]

[dark-fri3ren]

[fishing-princess]

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

[dekoi2501post]

[iliothermia]

[yuriwinged]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[harbinger-of-silly]

All gays will go to hellsite

[king-of-oreo]

What if in hellsite but not gay

[punky-beaver-offical]

[king-of-oreo]

NO!

[avhira]

[stellernorth]

haiku of despair

[meltknuckles]

a fated pair of star-crossed bunnies 🩷🐇

[thoodleoo]

possible my favorite footnote from bostock's translation of pliny's natural history. he means slugs probably.

[eraserheadadult]

we didn't start the fire is like the pokerap for people who grew up during the cold war