anyway the “nice cock jason” tiktok is playing in my head at all times on repeat indefinitely
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anyway the “nice cock jason” tiktok is playing in my head at all times on repeat indefinitely
recently my plug has offered free weed for:
bunch of ice
mw2 double xp tokens
new fetch quest dropped
barter economics
dude has a legit reliable questgiver in life we could all be so lucky
When I was little I had an irrational fear of when you tried to turn off your Windows XP and the screen would gradually turn Grey as you choose which power option to enter
That shit was SCARY!!!
Me: ok, sleep time!
Windows XP:
i need to age regress to 18 and do a bachelors degree correctly this time and get a million dollar job the moment i graduate and make 2000 friends who all love and worship me and find the artifact and defeat the evil mastermind and slay the ape
Apparently this guy was at his mother in law’s house and they were all going through photo albums and he sees he photobombed his wife 11 years before they even met. I fucking love this.
this experience is so unrepeatable like i’m at a loss for words
BRB gonna wear my shirt that announces I got successfully railed in the street just outside Fenway Park
An event happened to me tonight
I’m chosing to believe he didn’t pee. I’m chosing to believe he got in and immediately went “uh oh”
But, before he could get out, I got in. So then, he helplessly just turned to me and said the first thing that could describe our mutual situation:
Welcome to the pee pee palace.
actual soap opera stream
😂😂😂😂
country roads, take me home to the place i belong
these are my cats i don't have a problem
I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles
DOCTOR WHO • S05E10 ❝Vincent and the Doctor❞
Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew
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The window visual did me in I’m wheezing
I haven’t seen this in years and yet it is burned into my memory forever.