Get out while you still can

I'm depressed, gay, and I do marching band. What more do you want from me?

[luigithelucario]

“Hey I just really love your overwhelming positivity!”

“Thanks it’s my antidepressant!”

Me with my new coworker

[devildaisies]

a long sleeve shirt that says sleeves are bullshit

[devildaisies]

a shirt that says ‘suns out guns out’ but is also long sleeve 

[devildaisies]

a shirt that says ‘i flexed and the sleeves fell off’ but the sleeves are definitely still there

[devildaisies]

BE NICE TO ME

[basiliskfree]

Today’s problem

what do chairs for dragons look like.

[carbisari]

big comfy piles of pillows

[basiliskfree]

Well, that don’t work in the scene I’m doing it’s too cute not to draw.

[carbisari]

DAWWW SO CUTE :>

[noivern]

they use human chairs but really badly

[rareandradiant-maiden]

same

[citrus-adventures]

Wait elongated chairs y’all. Eight chair legs instead of one, they can lie down majestically and put their chins on the table like they were always meant to.

@basiliskfree

[basiliskfree]

I’m not sure if this is silly or a good idea lol

[noivern]

it’s not polite!

[thatll-do]

you’re a dragon manners mean jackshit nothing

[daedricsheep]

excuse you dragons are pillars of nobility and composure

[thatll-do]

you’re a dragon. who’s gonna stop you? hmm? the dragon politeness upkeep taskforce?

[daedricsheep]

I mean other dragons are really the only thing a dragon fears

[dateadragonsuggestion]

Date a dragon who uses big comfy piles of pillows as chairs 

Date a dragon who tries to use chairs for humans but has trouble 

Date a dragon who uses elongated chairs made just for dragons 

Date a dragon who is a pillar of nobility and composure 

Date a dragon who rests their chin on the table 

[hornyreptiles]

I love this post way too much not to reblog it.

[blaze-dargun]

AaaaAAAAAAAAAA

The cutest damn things Ive ever seen

[communistchexmix]

@basiliskfree @noivern a solution: giant beanbag chairs

[basiliskfree]

Draw that in a separate post also these

[dovewithscales]

I just lay on the floor. Maybe with something soft under me.

[kyrothedragon]

Just… Idk Try

[digitaldraik]

If I don’t reblog the dragon chair post, assume I’m dead.

[iwantthatdickgrayson]

Wow

[divagonzo]

[vestiges-of-light]

[talkgentlytome]

Tag yourself I’m the “Overdressed and Underappreciated”. Artist : http://www.mattadrian.com/ 

[vvillowenna]

If you thought “hm those styles of art AND speech seem very familiar,” you are right because it is the same person that did these

[the-husbando]

Oh my god damn

[whitepeopletwitter]

[crittizen]

Same energy

[cellosarethegodsofinstruments]

Go practice, u lazy musician

[meangirlnurse]

my cat Meatball’s hanukkah sweater started kinda coming off, so my girlfriend went to fix it, and as she did so she said to him, in her most tender and maternal voice, “aww, is your shirt coming off? whore”

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the first five words of this post alone contain so much storytelling

[one-time-i-dreamt]

This audition made me tear up 🥺

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I love reading comments under these things 😂

And the best one

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I don’t remember this part of Someone You Loved?

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Mr. Top Hat is apparently hard to please 😂

[one-time-i-dreamt]

?

?

His lips are normal???

[one-time-i-dreamt]

W-what?

[bidyoufarewellphan4734982739482]

Is no one going to talk about the judge who aggressively uses his foot to push the button?

[maryrose-d]

Or the judge whose eyes popped out when she turned around but like in a delayed reaction

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Can somebody gif that????

[ediblemurderer]

@one-time-i-dreamt​

[one-time-i-dreamt]

THANK YOU!!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE BUT THIS IS SO TRUE

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Mad lad did it again, the absolute legend!!!

One Direction fans, where you at?

[one-time-i-dreamt]

It’s a gift and a curse that makes life more fun!

[pyreo]

gender weirdos be like

‘if your chromosomes are XY you are a man that’s it, nothing changes it, you’re a man forever’

but then at the same time be like

‘if your son touches too many pink things he WILL become a girl instantly’

[lmaonade]

awake i’m awake. i’m god damn awake i’m Up. i’m not asleep i’m awake and here or whatever you call it. i’m here. fuck

[swurp]

why is christian worship music like that. "he reigns.... he is holy.... my god... come inside me... with his presence... he will fill me.... with his strong hands.... he will still me.... oooohhoohh oooh ooh oooooooohh...."

[swurp]

me @ worship leaders and indie dudes:

[goho-doji]

My father refers to this sort of thing disparagingly as “Jesus is my boyfriend” music. Sometimes it really starts to sound a little graphic...

‘Melt me, mold me, fill me, use me’

[swurp]

THAT'S FROM A REAL SONG ARE YOU SERIOUS hdhdfjdhdhdhdhdh

[maximumsnow]

#hsjdjdjdhshdj#that's what abstinence does to you#your horny spills into your gospel

THE TAGS KILLED ME

[moringottos-deactivated20210117]

[heretherebewriters]

“Eat cake.”

[luigithelucario]

“Fear the moon”

[hexmaniacmareen]

can you imagine being THIS cool

[owowatsdiss]

Context.

[safitheartist]

WHY IS THE CONTEX EVEN BETTER?!

[today-only-happens-once]

Do other writers ever get this like, hyper-specific dialogue exchange drop into their brains and you know exactly where these character are standing and what they’re doing and how they’re saying these words but that’s all you get. You don’t have much other context and this specific moment that exists only at this time in your headspace??

[priveting]

I believe that if anybody hates me, it’s only because they never took the time to get to know me.

[luigithelucario]

The only people who hate me hate me for no reason

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that 7 Up launched a variation called “dnL” (the 7up logo turned upside down) and was basically the opposite of 7 Up: instead of a caffiene-free clear soda in a green bottle, it was a caffienated green soda in a clear bottle, and instead of lemon-lime the flavor was lime-lemon (x)

[luigithelucario]

We need more of this

[gogomrbrown]

Lovely.

[terror-foster]

What a punch

[snowie-skyes]

This is assault and illegal. He may spew nothing but bile but his right to free speech must be protected

[socialistexan]

Ain’t nobody throwing him in prison, so his freedom of speech isn’t being violated.

Also, learn what speech is exempt from it, like, for instance, fighting words. Words that by their very utterance inflict injury, and speech that incites an immediate breach of the peace, kind of like, yknow, saying you want to exterminate all of their kind of people. Basically, talk shit get hit is 100% protected.

I swear people that yell about Freeze Peach have no idea what it means. If you provoke someone and then they act on that provication, then it’s on you, not them.

[catholicorprotestant]

Freedom of speech just means the government can’t tell you what to say. 

[viktor-ravencrest]

Freedom of speech isn’t freedom from consequences. It’s your right to say what you want to say, and it’s my right to knock you the fuck out if I don’t like what you’ve said.

[birdsbeard]