mimi

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[pukicho]

hi, im looking into getting my first synth and my budget isnt too huge, so i figured i might as well ask someone that seems to have some knowledge - what do you reckon would be a good first (at least semi-)cheap synth to start with? which brands should i go for, which should i avoid? etc

Well if you're just starting out with music I suggest starting with a virtual synth until you're sure you know what you want. I'd suggest trying out Vital because it's outright free and super feature-rich and cheap if you want the pro version. Also try out pigments 3, the Arturia V collection, Phaseplant, U-he Diva and Omnisphere - all of these are amazing modern virtual synths/collections which I use regularly. If you want hardware, I suggest you DM me so I can better grasp what kinda music you're tryna make, since hardware synths are pretty particular.

[pukicho]

Do you have any regrets?

Absolutely! Thanks for the ask

[badjokesbyjeff]

Dad: Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field.

Daughter: What's that got to do with anything?

Dad: That means it's pasture bed time.

[slxw-death]

please change your url I beg

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Genderfluid people have collected all the genders, they are More Powerful than you

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*withholds information from my therapist bc I don't want to get a bad grade in therapy*

[slxw-death]

fucking mood

[nanalineni]

hey Americans, you might want to check these guys and share their videos to counter the far-right propaganda

[the-quasar-literata]

Captions: Hi, this is H. Jon Benjamin. I’m here to talk to you about a big problem on the internet. It’s called people emailing my wife. No! It’s called PragerU. Imagine a huge stream of lies that pours into every computer in America. Imagine it’s disguised to look unbiased and packaged into slick videos. And imagine oil billionaires give them tens of millions each year to indoctrinate your friends, your family. Well, that’s PragerU. And the thing is - it works. One out of every three Americans online has seen one of their videos and 70 percent say that Prager’s videos changed their minds. This stuff makes a difference. And every day, it is pulling people toward the right. At The Gravel Institute, we’re building something to beat them at their own game. Short, high-quality, easy to understand videos presenting leftist ideas and refuting right-wing lies. Stuff you can send to your friends, your mothers, your secret lovers, your mother’s lovers, your known lovers. Oh, and we’ve got big name presenters. From Bernie Sanders to Chelsea Manning. Here are a few that we’ve lined up [Cornel West, Slavoj Zizek, Richard Wolff, Stephanie Kelton, Nick Estes, Mike Gravel]. Okay, so this won’t be easy and we’re going against a Goliath. So we definitely need your help. We want this to be a collaborative organization, guided by its members, where we’re trying to do something big. So hey, let’s do this!

[superpowered-autistic-cats]

This is also probably a good place to bring up inoculation theory because that’s what a lot of these right-wing groups utilize. It’s most powerful against those who don’t have an opinion on a certain topic yet and it makes it harder to fight against whatever ideas they were fed.

[pukicho]

If humans are supposed to be so ‘evolved’ how come your eyelashes fall into your eyes to periodically blind you? 

[pukicho]

[pukicho]

Fame is superficial but I am forever

[gothicyblack]

I read this and chuckled…then I read it again and felt fear.

[pukicho]

I am forever

[pukicho]

How do you pronounce username????

[karosuke]

Boo

[pukicho]

Kill me then

[passingcolours]

ur so lame

[pukicho]

Then murder me, anime man

[boiled-avocados]

I think you're really cool

[pukicho]

What are you gonna do about it, Kill me?

[pukicho]

Could do with a classic post-Christmas shot in the face

[katasstrophie]

Like alcohol or gun?

[pukicho]

We let the Gods Decide

[bone-cement-huffer]

memeception

[hashtagloveloses]

WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME

[bl00dlikeice]

@caesarianconfection

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.

But this… This is something else.

The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.

For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?

[mommacomms]

….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE

[pagesofkenna]

it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here

ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)

this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)

“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)

‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)

and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)

which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)

(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)

[animatedamerican]

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.

[captainlordauditor]

average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted

[japhers]

it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics

[maps-and-elvis-and-zelda-n-shit]

I was getting a political compass vibe too

[your-uncle-dave]

tag urself im man door hand hook car gun

[politicalcompassmemes]

This works better than I thought it would.

[chiribomb-deactivated20220820]

This was in my senior project

[kait-the-kitty]

I’m not sorry.

[panickedmartian]

EIGHT MEME COMBO

[smooththegoofyshark]

FATALITY

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

We have officially created a new language 

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

I just had to do it to em

[phoneykin]

THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY

I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

M E M E T E N

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

OwO?

[garecc]

[your-one-true-prince]

W o w

[screamingveryslowly]

You know I had to

[bone-cement-huffer]

I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it

[joyriding-in-the-fandoms]

THIRTEEN!?

[junepop45]

SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING “this one does not spark joy” TO THIS VERSION SAYING “this one sparks joy”

[astral-ghoul-deactivated2025100]

[moved-to-ancient-gaylienz]

well i added my contribution : )

why—

[fandersunite]

IM SCREAMING

[robynspreciousnest]

This is the most elaborate meme I have ever seen and damn am I concerned by how it makes sense.

[operahousebookworm]

“You’re in your 30s, but you still understand all this meme stuff?” “Oh yeah, sure.” “Can you explain it to me?” “I absolutely fucking cannot.”

[sword-and-nightingale]

One does not simply explain this

[sword-and-nightingale]

Edit:

Another freaking layer!!!

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

16 motherfucking layers

[catbxy]

In the future someone’s going to ask me to explain this and I’m going to be at a loss.jpg for words

[randomslasher]

I’m not reblogging this because I want to. I’m reblogging this because sometimes you’re a witness to history whether you want to be or not, and you have to embrace that. 

[tea-withnofixinsplease]

GUYS STOP!! IF WE CONTINUE ON THIS ROAD, THE MEME WILL BECOME TOO POWERFUL!

[whatthefuckdoesthatevenmeanbooth]

No keep going, let’s see if we can brake tumblr. If we do let’s use it to brake fb and twitter

[tea-withnofixinsplease]

You’re chaotic neutral I love it

[tbhitisdbh]

What he said

[tbhitisdbh]

Struck by inspiriation twice lads

[trashcanakin]

[heir-of-the-chair]

My humble contribution

[sword-and-nightingale]

I love going through the notes of this and seeing my 16 layer version and 24 layer version circulating.

[dysphoric--acid]

ive added my end of the chaos

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[pukicho]

go rat boy go

HELL YEAH I’M ABOUT TO GO HARD

[pukicho]

Fuck you guys I’m going hard

[pukicho]

Listening to sound right now woah

[yourmomsrightnutandpp]

First time caveman?

[pukicho]

Ung

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i would like to tell you about Giant Freshwater Stingray!!!

at over 6ft across, they are one of the largest freshwater fish in the world!

sir, that is a river monster. 

they give live birth to a litter of up to 4 pups, and are all extremely good-looking and charismatic:

a good fact to know is that they are basically floppy pancakes. just flappy flapjacks. wiggly mushrooms:

their stings are coated in toxic mucus (toxic mucus, how cool is that), but they are typically docile and curious.

oh. oh oh oh!! and this is what it looks like upside down!

i love you giant freshwater stingray!!!!!

[slxw-death]

tw: this is about emotional abuse, while not talking about exactly what I went through, I still thought I should put a trigger warning

So about two years ago, I was in a very toxic relationship where I was emotionally abused. I'll spare you the details of what happened, but suffice it to say, it left me totally broken and with trust issues. I had totally forgotten what a normal relationship is supposed to look like. Fast forward to now, I've been seeing this really lovely person for about a month and a half, and she has been very lovely and patient with me.

I've been doing some self reflection. Throughout the time that we've been seeing each other, I have had been plagued with trust issues. I would constantly be thinking that she is going to pull the same shit that my ex did. However, this got to a point that to try avoid a toxic relationship, I just kinda became a toxic person myself. Everyday, I keep getting overwhelmed with a sense of worry and dread and I would get mad when she didn't text back. It has taken me a minute to realise this, but the problem is not her, its me. She has been so lovely and patient with me, and I feel like I really don't deserve. Other people that I've seen have not been this patient with me, and ended just leaving me in a week.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Best/worst misunderstandings your voice-to-text has produced so far?

[unintentional-sad-wizard]

Not me, but my dad was trying to text one of his coworkers while driving and said “I just saw you at (some restaurant) and it corrected to “Hey I just saw your ass hot.”

Worst part was, we were on our way out of town to go camping. He didn’t catch the mistake in time and then we had no cell service for the next two days.

[pukicho]

HEY it any of my users have a 3080 they wanna sell to ME for non scalper prices i will BUY it from you SND make a little song for u for fun hehe

[tech--romancer]

What?

[straawberries]

HEY it any of my users have a 3080 they wanna sell to ME for non scalper prices i will BUY it from you SND make a little song for u for fun hehe

[tech--romancer]

Youll never be pukicho

[pukicho]

You'll never be pukicho