Smoker of Wizard Leaf

[smokimg-wizards-leaf]

About time I introduce myself!

You may refer to me as

Gen'tle the Great Cosmic Sorcerer!

I am a portal and summoning specialist and often travel to different planes... I don't have a wizard tower as my home is in a pocket I created... Though I have studied most magical schools the mundane elements have never really appealed to me... I am specialized in transportation, which mostly includes portals and teleportation, magic however I also favor illusions astral and a more secretive magic that we can't tell you about now... Most of my studies pertained to the greater cosmic forces at play... I have traveled for a very long time and feel free to ask any questions about my travels I don't refuse knowledge for knowledge's sake!

(not a member of the Wizard council)

[sunsofcarcosa]

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd

me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit

5 minutes later: only in death does duty end

my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

[smokimg-wizards-leaf]

Is this what socialism is?

[saucysage]

wear robes do magic serve cunt

[elemer-the-necromancer]

the worst part about revisiting wizardposting is going through my old posts and realizing that at one point I made it canon that I have a cheese room. what the fuck do I do with the cheese room

[smokimg-wizards-leaf]

The better question is what couldn't you do with cheese room? Infinity within a room explore the vastness that is cheese room...

[notahorseindisguise]

fucked up the roster for the week and accidentally scheduled two guards who only tell the truth on the same day. fuuuuck now anyone can find out which is the right path to go down

[smokimg-wizards-leaf]

Better than when I had two guards who lied but neither knew the other was also a liar... That just confused people

[the-curse-wizard]

Behold, For I have brewed the wizard Potion of Unmatched Potency!

@concoctionboy

[smokimg-wizards-leaf]

All fun and games until you're sipping at your potion like this

[bgm05]

Wii smoking game where you pretend the wii remote is a cigar and move it to your mouth to puff on it and the screen shows your mii smoking. And the game is called Wii be Smoking

[medievaljournalist]

lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty

[smokimg-wizards-leaf]

*Just noticed I left my unicorn horn dagger at home* I'm listening

[smokimg-wizards-leaf]

I have pondered T̿́H̶͈͛E̸͈̜͇̦̎̇͏͡ ̨̲̦̦͌̑́́̀̕͡O̲̝͕̻̻ͧ̃́̚͟͟R̸̷̙̺̈̕̕͜͜B̝̲̟̗͓͆͊̕̕͠ long and hard about this... This pride month in casting Greater Ingaynent on the population of... Oh I don't know know let's go with Chicago if you live in Chicago you're gay now if you were already day your gayness had been enhanced

[capstone69]

is this a one-use spell? can you cast it again?

[smokimg-wizards-leaf]

I can cast it as much as I want but it's a really complicated spell construct and takes a lot of power to cast since gay people are so cool and hot

[smokimg-wizards-leaf]

I have pondered T̿́H̶͈͛E̸͈̜͇̦̎̇͏͡ ̨̲̦̦͌̑́́̀̕͡O̲̝͕̻̻ͧ̃́̚͟͟R̸̷̙̺̈̕̕͜͜B̝̲̟̗͓͆͊̕̕͠ long and hard about this... This pride month in casting Greater Ingaynent on the population of... Oh I don't know know let's go with Chicago if you live in Chicago you're gay now if you were already day your gayness had been enhanced

[fanficmemes]

Anybody else got that Evergiven sized writers block

[fanficmemes]

“Where’s the next chapter?!” Well buddy you’re never gonna guess

[fanficmemes]

[callmebliss]

What’s the comic sans trick?

[cargopantsman]

[chaifootsteps]

#i feel like someone just asked me to eat dirt for my health

[buc-eebarnes]

wingdings' true purpose as a font

[naamahdarling]

Wingdings holy shit some of y'all are on a whole different level of galaxy wizard brain batshittery and I am in awe.

[brawltogethernow]

Exciting. When I don't want to see what I'm writing I just make the font color almost indistinguishable from the background color. (Do not do this.)

(I don't think the secret to the comic sans hack is comic sans itself; I think it's any deflation of being intimidated by your canvas.)

[brawltogethernow]

Hold on I need to go look something up immediately.

[darker-than-darkstorm]

... you can't say that and not give the link.

The Internet's best write-reward system! Write one hundred words, get an image of a kitten!

Looks like you can even make it something other than kittens, by appending ?search=dinosaur (that's the example the page gives) to the end of the URL.

[nightingaletrash]

@andauril

[todaysbat]

sharing this here because you can can do bats

[very-gay-poet]

the fact I wasnt tagged in this smh BUT OMG YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[smokimg-wizards-leaf]

I haven't written anything in over a year thinking about kittens will probably help me get back into it

[godlikedyke]

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to menacingly walk towards a hero with a fireball growing in my hand

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[parkchanwoohoo]

i find it v cute when rpgs offer me, someone whose sole strategy is “attacking enemies,” status changing effects. “this lowers your enemy’s speed” you know what else would lower their speed? being dead, from my fists

[doggirlpaws]

[b-0-ngripper]

[godisafujoshi]

Fuck the haters. I believe in you

[wishuponastarion]

baby need snoko

[woman-becomer]

I want to be an evil wizard. but I keep choosing kindness

[woman-becomer]

does anyone have advice

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Cursed amulet

[wizardshark]

For sure cursed amulet

[kbkarma]

Why not ask @evilwizard?

[evilwizard]

cursed amulet also