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soranatus

THE DEVILS Balthazar summons Shaxep, Duke of Hell Written by Joe Abercrombie, front endpaper illustration by Jeff Brown

lilaclirose

THIS MOMENT RIGHT HERE?!?!

I...just amazing. I am speechless.

vafrosaon

haven't killed anyone yet

Omg she's perfect

Art imitates life.

hope

ho'oponopono Available as a print here!

sadmortician

wanted to draw my beautiful wife dana evans because she’s coming back to me in 4 days <3

drawinglobster

I remember that moment as a kid when I realized

uno . . dos …tres !!!

Inner peace 🕊️🐱😌

i wanna be that cat

Rendition in marker

in a moment, everything can change

gawayne

the creature..

normal-horoscopes

Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture

theslowesthnery

ohhhhhh my godddddd

nimmieamee

windsweptinred

by David Szauder

questbedhead

I know I’ve talked about it before but it never ceases to amaze me that the city of Toronto created this labyrinthine series of underground walkways that stretch for kilometres under the heart of downtown and they called it the fucking PATH. like how much more ominous could that even be. It doesn’t even stand for anything it’s just the PATH, all caps. What fucking fae named this artisanal bakery maze.

questbedhead

@asimovsideburns #it doesn’t even stand for anything?????

It doesn’t!!! even stand!! for anything!!!

“PATH is downtown Toronto’s enclosed pedestrian walkway linking 29 kilometres of shopping, services and entertainment connecting Toronto Coach Terminal to Maple Leaf Square/Air Canada Centre. The Acronym (PATH) does not stand for anything - just signals that there is a pathway.”

Like I always lose my mind at this. If it doesn’t stand for anything it’s not an acronym Toronto!! Toronto!!!!!!!!!

longwander

Copying my tags:

I’m not exaggerating about the part without a ceiling:

This is, by the way, right under Bay & Bloor, dead centre of the city and some of the most expensive real estate in Canada. It radiates an incredible aura of menace.

questbedhead

Okay far more poeple have reblogged this than I thought and I just wanted to clarify- the horror of the PATH is not that it all looks like a spooky basement where you’re about to get murdered. There ARE spots like that, but to understand the ~vibe~ of the PATH, you have to understand that it is essentially one very large mall co-designed by like, 70+ different corperations who all have different aesthetics. SO, the PATH looks like that, but it also looks like this

and like this

Here’s an entrance to the PATH at Union

And here’s another- also at Union

And here’s another a few blocks away, though tbh I have never been able to enter here because it always seems to be locked, no matter how much I want Wendy’s that day.

And you’d think these mixed aesthetics would make it easier to navigate, or at least figure out where you are, but again, there are over 70 different entities designing this shit and not one original thought between them. So while you may well know when you step from one property to the next, whatever the look of your current section it’s more than likely they’re a nigh identical section somewhere further just to confound your mortal sense.

Basically, everyone tagging this with the Magnus Archives is very correct- If any place on earth could be the true domain of the Spiral it’s the PATH, and it’s just a shame Jonny didn’t know about it before the show wrapped up.

tikkunolamorgtfo

It stands for Puzzling, Aesthetically Terrible Hallway.

electromelancholy

Just adding to the fucked uppery of this. PATH doesn’t mean anything. But the colours of the letters do.

Blue represents the cold weather of the North Red represents the warmth of the South Yellow represents the rising sun in the East Orange represents the setting sun in the West

Because… yeah, uh, sure! Sometimes you see signage that follows this. Sometimes not, because, as mentioned above, this place is 12 malls stitched together by subway stations and condo basements

anosci

there's been plenty of pushback against youtube's plan to age-check users by using an AI to analyze everyone's watching habits, but amidst that, i spotted this playlist circulating among some teens:

(picture is a reconstruction to protect the kids identity)

interesting! they're trying to trick the AI by watching videos that have a primarily adult viewer demographic? well im a curious fella so naturally i have to take a look-see, and

anosci

im simultaneously amused at the perception of what kids think adults watch, fascinated that they're thinking to take these measures, and saddened that theyre forced to live in a stupid digital panopticon

anosci

adding my favorite tags / comments so far:

sizhens-deactivated20250415

Everybody driving a car thinks they're the main character of the car. This is an ideologically bourgeois attitude. You know who doesn't ever feel like the main character of the vehicle they're in? Literally everyone on the bus. You're on the fucking bus. And the bus driver doesn't feel like the main character of the bus because she's at fucking work. The bus is the most ideologically proletarian form of transport.

pangur-and-grim

who’s my happiest little guy! it’s you!

cat-faces

slicethepi

you can't just leave this in the replies @all-i-am-is-pharmacy

lurkerbird

many germans saying "Weltschmerz". world pain. pain at the state of the world.

and like... same, buddy.

divorce-enjoyer

well im fucking the cursed amulet. so mind your business

divorce-enjoyer

"isnt that an unhealthy power dynamic" no its a sex thing "arent you and the amulet growing codependent" no its a sex thing "isnt the amulet sucking your life force" no its a sex thing. god forbid people have kinks.

divorce-enjoyer