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You are the owner of a magic backpack; every morning you stick your hand in and it contains exactly what you need for the day. One morning it contains a gun.
but isnt this the plot of Dora the Explorer
Swiper ain’t swiping no more
Swipers sniping.
i want a modern-accent-accurate version of the arthurian myth. guinevere with a welsh accent, arthur with a midlands or northern accent, lancelot’s french, all the orkneys are scottish…
how much better would mordred be as a character with a scottish accent?
“a asked ma maw if arthur was ma da or ma uncle an she went tae me ‘yes’. a canny deal wi this am gonnae blow the whole kingdom up tae fuck”
All the gods of myth and legend are real, but having your prayers answered depends on discovering which god can hear you. You figured out which god is listening to your prayers, but they’re not what you expected.
Suzy was dissapointed. Most people her age had discovered their deity so far, and she was starting to think she was godless. She turned the next page of McBayers’ Little Book of Deities, and tried reading their names aloud to see if she’d get a reaction. It had taken her weeks just to get through Chinese spirits and deities, and had finally reached the first page of Egyptian Gods and you.
“Ammit? Amun? Anhur?” Nothing. Her heart slowly sank again. Three more tries, and she’d stop for now.
“Anubis?”
The ground shook. The lights in Suzy’s room flickered and went out. A single flame hovered in the middle of the room, and as it grew to a blaze it changed form. Within the blink of an eye, there was a tall figure standing in Suzy’s room. The body of a man, and the head of a jackal. His eyes shone bright as he peered at her.
WHAT IS IT, SUZY OF THE HOUSE MILLER?
“You’re the deity that answers my prayers?”
INDEED. I, ANUBIS, WHO RULES OVER THE LAND OF THE DEAD, IS HERE TO ANSWER YOUR REQUESTS.
Suzy thought for a moment. “O great and mighty Anubis who rules over the afterlife, can I please have a puppy?”
Anubis seemed taken aback.
IN THE CENTURIES THAT I HAVE BEEN PRAYED TO, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I HAVE BEEN REQUESTED SOMETHING LIKE THIS. CHILD, HOW OLD ARE YOU?
“I’m eight and a half. My mommy says that if I can take care of a puppy, I can keep it.”
ARE YOU CERTAIN YOU DO NOT WISH FOR ME TO BRING PLAGUES UPON YOUR ENEMIES OR WEIGH A SOUL FOR YOU?
Suzy shook her head. “I want a puppy.”
CHILD, IN TRUTH THIS WISH I CANNOT GRANT. MY JOB HAS BEEN TO BRING PEACE AND LEAD SOULS INTO THE AFTERLIFE, NOTHING MORE. IF I WERE TO CREATE A HOUND FOR YOU, IT WOULD BE FORMED OF BONE AND SOUL ALONE.
Suzy thought for a second. She would have liked to have a nice fluffy puppy, but then she remembered how Aunt Marge’s Sphinx cat was still nice, even without fur.
“No fur is fine, as long as they don’t bite and make a mess.”
Anubis nodded, and raised a hand. Underneath his palm an intricate symbol appeared on the floor. It glowed bright, and the floorboards burst apart. Up sprang a massive skeletal dog, bigger than suzy herself. Its eye sockets held blue flame, and its jaw hang partly open in a perpetual grin. It slowly walked over to Suzy and nuzzled her.
“What does it eat?”
IT WILL NOT NEED SUSTENANCE, AND WANTS NOTHING MORE THAN TO SERVE ITS NEW MASTER. I HOPE THIS WILL SUFFICE.”
“I love it. Thank you, Anubis.”
Anubis looked slightly taken aback, but nodded peacefully.
FAREWELL FOR NOW, SUZY OF THE MILLERS. IF YOU EVER NEED ANYTHING ELSE YOU HAVE BUT TO ASK ME.
Suzy nodded, and ran over to her parents’ room to show them her new dog. She was pretty sure they couldn’t object to this pet.
A part 2,since this got some people interested.
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Part 3, due to popular request.
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Oh my god this is one of the best things I’ve read in a long time!!
Posting this here because…well Anubis
this is it. the happiest video
wholesome
Man what would happen if we took every criminal and threw them on a continent and just let them have at it for like 50 years? What would they even say when we came back?
probably “g'day mate!”
Mia really took Ethan’s hand in marriage
He probably didn’t give Mia a helping hand around the house.
You really gotta hand it to him for how well he’s taking this.
Ok but do people really not understand that the accords would have happened whether Tony signed or not??
It’s BASIC lawmaking: whether you like a particular piece of legislation or not, if it has passed, it WILL be implemented.
If the Avengers didn’t sign, and continued to work in any country without governmental approval and people died in the process, then they would have been labeled as international terrorists.
Every government would have gone after them, and, eventually, after COUNTLESS of human lives lost, the avengers would have been subdued.
Like when Tony says “or worse will be done to us” HE’S NOT JOKING.
These people have been working without any supervision: that won’t fly with any government.
So, regardless of whether you are pro accords or not, the fact remains that the Avengers NEEDED to compromise or face thousands of losses.
How can people honestly say Steve’s actions weren’t selfish, when he’s aware of this??
I understand this point of view, I really honestly do.
But I’ve always figured that Steve refused to sign the accords because of what happened in Cap 2 with SHIELD. Y’know, when the people he had been trusting (for a few years at that point) to send him out to fight the good fight and give him missions to save people and better humanity ended up actually mostly being a group of neo-nazis out to kill everyone who disagreed with them?
And then suddenly after he’s pretty sure that he’s gotten rid of them again … a different group of people that he’s likely never even met before write up a law saying that he’s got to do what he’s told and only save the people that he’s told to save. Because that worked out so very well for him the last time.
I get mistrust, I do, but here’s the primordial difference: The UN is not SHIELD, and they’re not a “group of people” .
The UN is an organization comprised of 193 Nations. Only 3 Nations in the whole world are not part of the UN (Abkhazia, Taiwan, and Kosovo, and only because not every Nation worldwide recognizes these 3 as Sovereign Nations and these 3 are represented under Georgia, China, and Serbia respectively).
The UN was created in 1945 to avoid ever having another World War, given that both WWI and WWII were so devastating, to try and enforce basic human rights around the world, to establish common international law to avoid international interests from being infringed, and to create and nurture economic and social growth in countries by establishing common laws for trading, creating programs in countries to expand their economies, etc. (For more info just read their charter. It’s quite informative).
The UN is quite probably the single most important entity in the world, particularly for smaller countries, whose voices can only be heard there. Delegates from every country meet yearly, sometimes months at a time, to discuss global issues, trading laws, and international security (though really this is mostly handled by the security council which Marvel sort of avoids by allowing all Nations to weigh in on International security). According to a study done from 2007-2010 the UN only has an average of 17% disproval rating in the 126 countries where the study was made. The residual 83% is divided between high approval and no opinion. Support tends to be highest in smaller countries, that view the UN as the only way they can get a voice. However, it is important to note, the UN even has a high approval rating with americans at a 60% approval rating - possibly the highest approval rating on anything at this point in this country.
So, when 117 of the UN nations tell you that you are out of control and that they do not believe you as a private entity should intervene in their personal national security unless you are asked, that you as a private entity do not have the right to move from country to country (ignoring every single international law in the process) unless the world is in a state of emergency, and that you as an entity are a potential threat due to the vast quantities of physical power you possess that cannot be controlled for you are not a government bound by laws and therefore the only logical solution is that you submit yourself to some form of check so that people around the world don’t have to wonder whether they will be alive in the morning or not because they are so afraid of you, then you sit the fuck down and fucking listen to them.
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every gamer’s reaction upon finding a blood-covered room: well that’s not good
I am pretty sure that is not exclusive just to gamers.
my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word
confession: in the Russian alphabet, the letter х is pronounced like a hard h so whenever I see a phrase like “Sorry for your loss xoxo”, instead of hugs and kisses my brain always briefly interprets it as "Sorry for your loss HOHOHO" like some jolly Santa Schadenfreude laughter there
THIS IS THE FUNNIES TAG ????
fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:
so casual i love it
a sleepover with jc and the boys
Paul: Judas truth or dare??
Judas: dare
Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC
Noragami + text posts part 16
imagine your parents saying they’re adopting a child
and they bring home a talking humanoid mouse wearing clothes
In the book she gives birth to the mouse so you decide which version is better.
Hi yeah I just pulled my copy out of my library to 100% confirm for all of you that Stuart Little has always been a super weird story
Wtf, arrived, did she give birth
Apparently “wearing a gray hat and carrying a small cane” is quintessential mouse behavior…?
In the days before recorded music, I wonder if nobles ever instructed their chamber musicians to play their latest favorite song like twenty times in a row.
Fun fact: Yes. Yes, they did.
Nobles were the only ones that really listened to music and to hear it you had to actually go to a concert. There wasn’t a such thing as background music yet, and whenever there was music people would listen intently. If a piece was particularly stirring, they would give a standing ovation and they would have to play the same piece over again. I suppose this would happen more than a few times so, maybe not twenty times in a row, but close.
Honestly, what better thing did they have to do with their lives anyway?
What about a terrible song over and over but with another song played once in the middle
“Bard! I wish thee to play ‘What is newe, O Pussy Catte’ twenty times! But, hark! After the seventh play, play ONE ‘It bee notte unusual’”
When your advisor asks about progress on your dissertation
Genius takes time!
When I look at my to do list...
