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I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

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Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

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THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

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I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

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More women

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Thank god they decided to make more

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Wow

Dolly Parton has really been hard at work

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But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

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The tags fucking one shotted me

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Damn she really musta been working 9 to 5 to make those women

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What a way to make a living.

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$23.99

Get your ass on the dance floor

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this is already on my blog like five times and i honestly don’t even care

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the best thing about soup is that you make it once but you can have many many bowls

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the second best thing about soup is that it’s warm and when you have some you are warmed

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the soup lovers have found this post. welcome <3

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“My boy Spatula bunking down for a snowy night”

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oh to be Spatula bunking down for a snowy night

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people have these “my dog is a democrat” stickers and I like to imagine them with increasingly unlikely animals professing more niche political opinions:

my parrot is a democratic socialist

my arctic fox is an anarchopastoralist

my catfish believes in the divine right of kings

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“My dog is a democrat” stickers Cause plenty spontaneous snickers, But I can’t help ponder Where else their views wander, On what other points my pet bickers.

To my mind the option it brings Of increasingly niche-seeming things Your critter conceives. MY catfish believes In the heavenly birthright of kings.

gostaks

:o

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Awww shit yall know what it is

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Welcome to Around the World Wednesday.

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THIS IS RHE FUNNIEST SOUND THING IVE EVER HEARD ON THIS SITE IT MAJES ME LAUGH SO MUCH I LOVE IT IM SO HAPPY

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You all have no idea how long I’ve been looking for this post!!! I’m so happy to see it again! It’s been 84 years and I can still smell the fresh paint. Holy shit thank you so much, Internet, I love you!!!