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Hi. Um… idk how you got here, but I mostly reblog shit I like because I'm no good with words haha

[c-53]

Please take my white ass to anor londo

[shadowysiren]

*grabs you with my long gargoyle-like arms and flies off witj you*

[c-53]

Oh thank god hold me tight you scary motherfucker

[coffeedragonart]

Sleepytime with grandpa

[donutdrawsthings]

I think we can all agree that it's rather inspiring that a wild raccoon with a shortened spine syndrome is agile and thriving out there somewhere.

[prinnay]

Painting clouds

[existennialmemes]

They should invent a kind of burnout, where after you reach your limit of existential exhaustion for the third time, your health bar doubles and you transform into a bigger, stronger iteration of yourself. Like you're a nintendo boss in the final boss battle.

[paintbynumbers]

[hannahbluish]

[aubryjoi]

I love you Jimothy 🦝❤️

[suzzy-5]

the intimacy of calling your partner by adding a little "my" before it, my baby, my darling, my sweetheart, my life>>>

[foone]

The three types of kink are

* you have power

* you're safe

* feet

[foone]

this is a shitpost but I think it's not THAT wrong. Most kink is either one of (or a combination of):

You get to play at having power over someone else. This is your dominance sorts of things, your sadisms, etc.

You get to play safely. You can play with scary things while knowing there's safewords and a dom/top who loves you.

Feet. By which I mean, there's some normal part of the human experience that your brain has for some reason fixated on. Maybe you're into red hair, or glasses, or fluffy tails.

[foone]

"safety" can also present as "useful". You have some intrinsic value that cannot be taken from you (because of some sex/kink thing). The safety is from abandonment, because you're useful, despite everything. And "useful" is a bunch of kinks (none of which I'm comfortable mentioning here).

[sleepydogdisease]

oh no, animal ears are feet

[foone]

yeah. cat ears are feet!

[mere-technicality]

can someone turn this into the calvin's dad dialogue

[foone]

oh god, this is so obviously calvin's dad dialogue that now I'm worried that I plagiarized it without realizing it

[itsmsdirection]

this post was rattling around in my head

[lilyblisslys]

this is where I live btw

[dysphoria-things]

(no beers in) do you guys think i'm redeemable

[damazcuz]

"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.

[doing-something-unholy]

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[sandersstudies]

There’s this somewhat toxic theater behavior that I find delightful because it reaps an unexpected benefit for me: many people in low-level acting settings avoid friendships with people with a similar casting “type” as a preventative measure for competing with a friend for a role, and in more positive terms it means a lot of people seek out friendships with people who are quite different from them in appearance, gender, and talents.

For me personally it’s delightful because ingenue-type and best friend-type women love to seek me out and befriend me as their designated villain-type companion.

[sandersstudies]

I’m like if “Beautiful women in your area want to meet you” was irl

[sandersstudies]

Madonna types looking for Whore types and can I just say thank goodness

[beastliness]

superficial features which make a person objectively more attractive:

gender nonconformity

a profile in which the nose features prominently

striking and unusual voice

sexually repressed but in a way that I can work with

notable height (in either direction)

glasses

other unusual physical features (red hair, freckles, protruding ears, vitiligo, etc.)

visibly haunted

condemned by god to an eternity of suffering

plays an instrument

[cuteskitty]

Is this anything

Og picture under the cut