Just Whatever

I'll just post whatever I do here for your viewing pleasure.

[kriminalistic]

for @lord-squiggletits

[fluff-e-boy]

Don’t worry I’m vaccinated and neutered

[fluff-e-boy]

And those nice ladies at the front desk will put me in a funny cardboard box if you don’t have a carrier to take me home in

[fluff-e-boy]

Bad salesman

[sudanese-deactivated20250322]

[maricoin]

[the-patron-saint-of-heelys]

[hotnfreshtakes]

a transmasc person going "i hated being a woman, i don't understand why anyone would want to be a woman, and anyone who actively chooses to be a woman is making the wrong choice" is obviously in the wrong right. so why do we keep letting people get away with saying the reverse. just because masculinity was a prison for you doesn't mean it isn't freedom for others

[wrishwrosh]

ive said it before and i’ll say it again not enough historical romance focuses on technicalities

[wrishwrosh]

really for this kind of thing it’s no use going to published trad romance and i should know that. the really good shit is 400k on fanfiction dot net for a heterosexual pairing you’ve never considered from a piece of media you havent thought about in years written by a bored doctoral candidate who’s read a lot of primary sources from the long 18th century

[wrishwrosh]

recently rediscovered my absolute favorite entry in the genre: customs and duties by tortoiseshells, which is an insane technicalityromance set in 1738 boston, ft the stuffy british navy guy from pirates of the caribbean/ofc, smuggling, puritanism in the john calvin sense, the legal realities of widowhood, several real historical governors of massachusetts, debts, accounts, and of course customs regulations

[horriblytasty]

[sanctferum]

[pngblog]

[pamperpixie]

horny art is awesome and i think every pervert with an odd and obscure fetish who draws their own porn is a hero

[pamperpixie]

“erm this artist’s style is a little weird…im worried that they might draw fetish art in private…” ok awesome i hope so. i wish Michelangelo painted inflation vore Mario in the sistine chapel instead of boring church shit. who fucking cares !!!!

[rimonoroni2]

being a trans guy directly post wwi and wwii was so easy. you could just be like yeah i got my dick blown off in the war and everyone would be like hey that happened to my buddy jim and not even question it. truly next level valor stealing to pass

[rimonoroni2]

not sure if yall know this but one of the first trans men to ever get a phalloplasty was a british guy named laurence michael dillon. dillon was a doctor himself (in fact he performed a gender affirming orchiectomy on roberta cowell) who had been taking T and passing as male for years, and he was watching harold gillies, a pioneer of dick surgery for the pandemic of Guys Who Got Their Hogs Rocked By Bombs from wwii, do all these dick reparation surgeries. so he got to wondering hey. if you can reconstruct a dick, can you construct a dick? they got to talking about it and eventually ya boy dillon got the surgery. so shout out to all those british dudes who lost their cock fighting nazis and inadvertently contributed research/techniques to The Transgender Cause ig

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[captaincobaltblr]

Hey wait a second, why did cats evolve to attack invisible things?

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

They were domesticated in Fertile Crescent and Egypt so probably an evolutionary advantage for snakes and scorpions that are hidden in sand and are more noticed by their movement than being seen directly

[corrucyst]

and also all the ghosts and devils.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

and also all the ghosts and devils.

[invertebrateinvert]

[villainessbian]

Making incredible progress in forcefem technology.

[ampervadasz]

[wheeloffortune-design]

This is why aliens don’t want us in their Starfleet.

[carebewear]

Are you fucking kidding this is why aliens should be begging us to join their Starfleet. The precision?? The CONTROL?? The absolute mastery this driver has over their 20+ ton of steel is superhuman. This person could weave a mothership through an asteroid belt without making a single scratch on the hull. Foh “aliens don’t want us” aliens should be sucking our dicks.

[exlibrisfangirl]

[no-escaping-pain]

[chzdavmpr]

Seeing a Bad Luck Brian meme from 2012 has such an odd feeling to it. It’s like seeing a tumbleweed in Russia. Like “yeah I guess this is where you’re originally from but I’ve been seeing you a lot in a different environment recently.”

[spacealien-main]

Dr Gregory House

[demonprincex]

you don't "hate kids," you hate being forced into a caretaking role.

you don't "hate kids," you hate censorship passed off as family values.

you don't "hate kids," you hate the constrictiveness of the nuclear family.

you don't "hate kids," you're just not used to occupying fully age diverse spaces so you're not used to the noise or the many different kinds of needs.

you don't "hate kids," most public spaces just aren't built for kids, and so the few kids you see are always uncomfortable and distressed.

you don't "hate kids," you hate the intense social rules assigned to kids and anyone who interacts with kids.

You don't "hate kids," you hate how society reproduces its most restrictive elements and how kids are powerless to resist it.

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

writer mouth perfect size for put reader hopes in to escape reality put reader faith in Writer Mouth. Put reader trust in Writer Mouth. no problems ever in writer mouth because good Safety and Support for reader emotions weak from reader life. A writer mouth yes a place for a reader faith put reader faith in writer mouth can trust writer for giving good love and no trauma to reader. friend writer

[princesskuragina]

I've decided if people are going to call male characters babygirl then I can do it the other way around for female characters. She's my man now. That woman is my boyfriend. My boytoy even.