The voltron crew on a reality tv show where they’re all stuck in a house together
First off all, the confessionals would be gold
Allura constantly shit talks everyone in the house. Nobody is safe.
She and Hunk will often be caught gossiping on camera, which leads to some very interesting stories.
By now, they all know everything about everyone.
Pidge is constantly caught up at 3am eating dry cereal, usually straight out of the box.
Matt: what the fuck are you doing up at 3am?
Pidge: what the fuck are you doing up at 3am?
Keith and Lance maintain a secret relationship for a while before everyone finds out.
Lance, in the confessional: Oh yeah, Keith? I hate that guy. cuts to them flirting He annoys the shit out of me. cuts to them holding hands and gazing lovingly at each other I don’t think we’ll ever get along. cuts to them kissing
Of course, everyone else already at least knew they had a thing for each other, but they officially found out after Matt walked in on them kissing in the laundry room.
He, of course, yelled as loud as he could and soon enough everyone came by to see a very flustered Keith and a “I’m trying to keep my cool but I’m definitely not cool” Lance.
Shiro is seen handing Pidge ten dollars in the background.
Coran is definitely the camera man/host.
Shiro does almost everything. He can’t help it, exactly. Something in him just forces him to do all the laundry and clean the entire house.
But, he does force everyone else to do the dishes and eventually they have to make a chore chart so Shiro doesn’t overwork himself with household tasks.
Lance is a master at avoiding the chores. He knows exactly when to slip out and hide and is exceptional at faking sickness.
Lance absolutely loves the cameras and the show.
Though, the show does come with consequences for everyone. It’s hard to be serious and discuss things that are meant to be kept in private. Sometimes, they have to ask for the cameras to be turned off.
On nights they aren’t filming or doing other work, everyone squishes onto the big couch, microwaves a ton of popcorn, and has a movie marathon. They all fall asleep together by the end of it (Lance on Keith’s shoulder, obviously).
Sometimes Allura and Hunk’s girlfriend, Shay comes to visit and the entire house radiates sunshine.
Slav does technical management for the show, but he’s often a part of it since he causes Shiro to blow up all the time.
A normal conversation is happening and a sudden crash is heard from the other room. Cut to Shiro in a confessional, “It definitely wasn’t my fault, Slav was there.“
The "Who Broke It?” scene from Parks and Rec actually happens
It was Shiro. Shiro broke it.
Hunk’s confessionals are the pettiest.
Hunk: I’m just saying, I don’t think we can trust this Rolo guy
Hunk, minutes later: I WAS RIGHT HE’S SHADY AND TWISTED
Pidge is too short to reach most shelves and cabinets and is caught falling off of counters multiple times.
There’s a really long sequence of footage with Keith just biting normal household objects. Why? Nobody knows.
Housewide debate: Was Keith Kogane hatched from an egg?
Hatched Side: Lance, Pidge, Matt, Allura
Not Hatched Side: Shiro, Hunk
Keith: What in the world makes you think I was hatched from a damn egg?
Lance, shrugging: I dunno, eggboy.
Matt joins the house later than everyone else so they decide to prank him with a very cult-like fake initiation, led by Allura.
It succeeds in freaking him out and he doesn’t talk to anyone besides Pidge and Shiro for about two days afterwards.
April fools day is dangerous
Everyone avoids Pidge and Matt at all costs. The dynamic duo is a force to be reckoned with.
Lance and Allura occasionally hold spa nights where they give everyone face masks and paint their nails.
Hunk is a huge fan favorite, all the viewers love him.