"gonna test you for gay"

jean , she/her , xviii , australian , shitposter cause i have nothing else better to do

[punchholesinthesky]

Hell yeah

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57694084

[kay1mi]

[only-cat-memes]

[tippenfunkaport]

there is something so darkly comical about tumblr potentially outliving twitter

tumblr, which is held together with duct tape and madness, run by three raccoons in blood stained Yahoo! hats and a handful of crabs, its only discernible source of income the sale of shoelaces from an inside joke so inside no one knows the original source anymore and fake blue checkmarks... that website still lives on

truly the cockroach of social media and I love it for that

[todaysbird]

i CANNOT get over this cat at my local shelter

are you SERIOUS

GAH!!!

[spacestationss]

IF JAMES CAMERON DOESNT MAKE THE FIRE NATION OF NA'VI ALBINO THEN I DONT KNOW WHAT I WILL DO

[prinnay]

Grasp

Inspired by the Pillars of Creation star cluster

[iitsnotme-123]

Tumblr should make different colors of verified checkmark

[friend-called-boxcar]

who was the fool who was tasked with naming the galaxy and the only adjective they could think of was ‘mmmmmmmmmmmmilky…’

[skajador]

scientist: (gazing up at space)  scientist: ……….. it sure is a milky boy 

[freshfriedtrash]

NO

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

ASTRONOMERS ARE THE SHITTIEST EVER AT NAMING THINGS I KID YOU NOT.

When it came time to name the two theoretical particle types that might be dark matter THEY INTENTIONALLY CHOSE THE NAMES SO THAT THE ACRONYMS WOULD SPELL “WIMPS” AND “MACHOS” I SHIT YOU NOT

THEY ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE AT NAMING ANYTHING

[braincoins]

I just listened to a talk by Neil deGrasse Tyson himself LAST NIGHT and he went on about this more than once.

“I’m walking down the street and I’m like ‘ooh pretty rock…’ and some Geologist is like ‘actually, that’s anorthosite feldspar’ and I’m like ‘Nevermind, I don’t want it anymore.’ Any biologists in the audience? [some clapping] Yeah, you know what I’m talking about. The most important molecule in the human body, what did you name it? It has NINE SYLLABLES and it’s so long that even YOU GUYS abbreviate it as ‘DNA’!

But astrophysicists and astronomers? No, man, we call it like we see it. Star made of neutrons? NEUTRON STAR. Small white star? WHITE DWARF. You know that big red spot on Jupiter? Know what we called it? JUPITER’S RED SPOT.”

[devil-in-red-deactivated2019010]

okay i’m glad you mentioned the biologist nonsense bc their naming methods are the bane of my existence

[gallusrostromegalus]

I see your astrophysicists-are-shit-at-names and raise you Marine-Biologists-Are-Fucking-Maniacs.

See this beautiful creature?

It’s a carnivorous deep-sea sponge that lives off of Easter Island and never sees the light of day, as it’s about 9000 feet down. Those delicate-looking orbs are covered in millions of tiny hooked spines, which latch onto anything unfortunate enough to bump into it, and hold it in place as it is digested alive by the sponge’s skin.  Amazing, beautiful and profoundly creepy.  They could have given it so many cool names.  Could have drawn on mythology (I think Scylla would have been an appropriate reference), the region it was found in, the textured skin, PHAGOCYTOSIS, anything!  

You wanna know what they called it?

PING-PONG TREE SPONGE.

Good job, marine biologists.

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[prettyyinpunk]

Plate. 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

[in3ffable-husbands-deactivated2]

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

[ragingbookdragon-deactivated201]

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

[mysukisilentdeath]

ITS BACK

[ivory-reverie]

M U S H R O O M

[bill-nye-official-blog]

en garde

[fangcore]

i guess this is the long post all the gays are collectively reblogging today huh

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

Idk how to work it on mobile which makes me sad

[chimera-off-the-string]

This this fucking terrible thing just killed me

I was just scrolling and my friend asked why I was dying and i just had shown them this.

They are scared of me i think

[theaxonthatsaltered]

HAHWHWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHESUAIJ

[insertcommonnoun]

toilet punger

[alfredo-zauce]

I’m fucking DYING

[9ofspades]

Acorn. 

[they-call-me-ren]

[incultas]

tax fraud pride flag

for when you commit tax fraud

• green represents laundered money • three grey lines represent cold, cold prison bars • red represents the shame of being caught

[free to use, credit appreciated but not necessary]

[spacestationss]

be gay do crime

[ripe]

[coke-hyena]

Two raccoons swimming in close circles in a pond Bc they ARE gay and in love

[starwarsgraphictee]

The moon spirit

[disfordavelifts]

Those koi look weird

[spacestationss]

@twydoka the mc boats

[camelotsheart]

2x09 | 3x04 | 4x13 | 5x13 Happy birthday @forever-rewatching-merlin!

[spacestationss]

s t a y

[feministism]

[spacestationss]

we, women, cannot do literally anything right by men, so why the fuck are we here for? 

[travel-versa-deactivated2024080]

Moon

[nairobiwonders]

a rant

When it comes to discussions of Sherlock Holmes, particularly on social media from the “so, who is the best Holmes/who is the best Watson” surveys that completely ignore the existence of Elementary, JLM and LL to the current discussions and stupidities about “OMG a POC Watson!” (see Netflix The Irregulars discussions) that completely ignore that the BEST Watson – POC and genderswapped – has existed and flourished for years, I have had enough! I am truly angered and disgusted that Elementary, Lucy Liu and Jonny Lee Miller are still being disrespected and dismissed after almost ten years. The white-privileged male Sherlockian opinion of who can or can’t be Holmes and Watson is no longer relevant and IMLTHO they should STFU. 

[magicmultiseafan]

Happy Birthday Newt (Newton) A. F. Scamander (February 24th 1897)

Famed Magizoologist and author of “Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them).

Son of Mr. & Mrs. Scamander

Younger brother of Theseus Scamander

Sorted in Hufflepuff House at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Husband of Porpentina “Tina” Goldstein-Scamander

Grandfather of Rolf Scamander and Great-Grandfather of Lorcan and Lysander Lovegood-Scamander.

As of 1991 he was retired and living in Dorset. England, alongside his wife and their three pet Kneazles: Hoppy, Milly, and Mauler.

[spacestationss]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAPPY BIRTHDAAAYYYY I LOOVEE YOUUUUUU