[elvis-official]

My mom keeps misgendering me can i get a woah papa to cheer me up?

Woah papa I love you

[spacey-ashernaut]

this is my biggest accomplishment

[hotboyproblems]

does it scare you that in less than 3 months it’ll be 2014

[impormable]

Old dude came in the shop and when I said "lemme know if you have any questions" he goes "what was the name of Alexander the Great's horse," thinking he was so funny. I told him Bucephalus, and he was so disappointed. Like his whole day was hanging on beating me at trivia. He says "you're only the second person who knew that" and I said "well, probably the third if you count Alexander the Great." He left without buying anything, and did not say goodbye. I think I honestly hurt his weird little feelings! Sorry I'm a bitch, old man!

[sonnetscrewdriver]

I had one of these once, bookshop customer randomly challenged me to name, quote, ‘the only word in English where two u’s are next to each other’, and when I immediately said ‘vacuum’ he looked disappointed and when I pointed out it isn’t even the only word with two u’s next to each other in English and offered ‘continuum’ as an example he looked like I’d just punched his ribcage out his back like a Mortal Kombat character

[captainclickycat]

People claiming this didn’t happen have never worked a day in retail

[renviary]

cleaned up an old sketch :)

Also im trying to make more prints for the shop so!

This is a gallery-quality giclée art print on 100% cotton rag archival paper, printed with archival inks.

[minnow-doodle-doo]

going through so old sketches I found this and thought it was so funny.

[erinwantstowrite]

Gimme Kiss,,,

dude i've been wanting to draw timkon again for a minute now and i feel crazyyyy about this. im not a huge fan of the background (except for Kon's posters) but (shrugs) what can you do?

HAPPY PRIDEEEEEEE

[shmooseee]

Shout out to lost days Jason- he gets his mind back and immediately goes to kill bruce.

[costracan]

original by sweepswoop_ on twitter! redraw is by me :-)

[dictearchive]

[doctormur]

Dispatch Fanart #14

(Post it again, sorry but Tumblr hashtag doesn’t see it otherwise^^’ )

Inspired by this post XD

Robert “People-Don't-Think-When-I-Blow-Them” Robertson, ladies and gentlemen 😈

[noodles-and-tea]

The thing about kids is that they’re so little

[financepigdotnet]

(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this

[ottoillustrates]

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

[spacey-ashernaut]

GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS APPOINTMENT WITH ENDOCRINOLOGY TO GET HRT IN AUGUST!!!! AUGUST!!!!!! ONLY 2 MONTHS AWAY?????? LITERALLY ALMOST STARTED CRYING TEARS ARE STILL IN MY EYES I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY

[writing-prompt-s]

A demon has cursed you with the inability to have children or form a family, and as soon as you learn of this you went to tell the witch who you promised your firstborn child, as this clearly will prevent you from fulfilling your side of the deal.

[mothnem]

The witch just nods and calls her lawyer Fae. Even demons need to learn to not infringe on deals.

[madeofmanyfandoms]

Lawer fae: "After reviewing all of the documentation, I'm happy to inform you that there is a very simple solution!" 😀

Witch: And that is?

Lawer fae: While we can't remove the curse ourselves, your deal predates it by a significant margin. And since the curse interferes with the deal maker's ability to fulfill their end of the agreement through no fault of their own, you would be well within your rights to demand that the Demon either remove the curse or pay the price instead!

[anoonzee]

Coming up next on "UNSEELIE COURT"...

[nobodyfamousposts]

I think we need a show like this. Either serious court drama or Ace Attorney shenanigans showcasing civil cases involving magical or supernatural beings and the deals or curses they make.

[error404lavendernotfound]

A small reminder:

Stretch 

Take a walk to the kitchen and grab a snack 

Pet a animal if you can

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[phineas-and-ferb-heritage-posts]

phineas and ferb heritage post