Counting Eggs

Sometimes I write stuff. Mostly I reblog it.

[emwheezie]

Gamer cats

[miradademujer-deactivated202402]

by Comicname

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[howdoyoulikethemeggrolls]

[ghouloriented]

@weirdchristmas

[weirdchristmas]

Reposting this so that everyone who liked it can find me. THIS IS ALL I POST! Come, friends, follow the weirdness…

[lickoutyourbrains]

I so wish cards with these kinds of designs still existed.

[teratomarty]

These are all out of copyright! Print ‘em out, fold ‘em into cards, and weirdass Christmas cards ride again!

[adventurecomics]

Evidence against the argument that Superman's disguise wouldn't fool anyone:

Dolly Parton once lost a Dolly Parton look alike contest to a fucking drag queen.

Charlie Chaplin once failed to even place at a Charlie Chaplin impersonator contest.

Hugh Jackman went to comic con as Wolverine, only 2 people noticed him and one told him he was too tall.

Christopher Reeve use to go to a restaurant in costume when filming Superman. When he went in the Superman costume he was mobbed by people all the time. When he went in the Clark Kent costume no one realized he was Christopher Reeve.

[cloudchomps]

Tony Hawk

[rumman]

mutuals are people u wanna eat bread dipped in olive oil with

[levourdalak]

[iiboharz]

yeah okay thanks

[carnelianfoxx]

I don’t even know what to say here but “sodom and halo reach” made me choke on my own spit laughing

[you-can-be-what-you-want-to-be]

"Immature people crave and demand moral certainty: This is bad, this is good. Kids and adolescents struggle to find a sure moral foothold in this bewildering world; they long to feel they’re on the winning side, or at least a member of the team. To them, heroic fantasy may offer a vision of moral clarity. Unfortunately, the pretended Battle Between (unquestioned) Good and (unexamined) Evil obscures instead of clarifying, serving as a mere excuse for violence — as brainless, useless, and base as aggressive war in the real world."

Ursula K Le Guin at it again, being right as always

[absolvedgravitas]

America slaughtering buffalo and moving whole tribes for the sake of building railroads only to decide they dont actually like trains is giving the same energy as the english conquering the world for spices and then deciding they didnt like any of them. like father like son

[absolvedgravitas]

LETS GO!!!!! THE SHITBAG YOUNGER BROTHER ALSO COMMITS GENOCIDE AND OTHER COLONIAL ATTROCITIES!!!!!

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[aurpiment]

Yoooo Guess who had a baby

[aurpiment]

Santa Cruz otter 841 who was attacking surfers earlier this year

[aurpiment]

The articles about it have all had some trite little quip about how they hope she’ll be too busy to attack surfers which WOW why do you want women to quit their careers when they become parents? 🤔 seems misotternistic

[thirtynineitude]

the people of new orleans are losing it

[kettleninth]

the people of new orleans fuckin rock

[thethirtyproject444]

i love being up early but i love being up late. and i love getting lots of sleep. what now.

[ilikeit-art]

[skaiandestiny]

[pyjama-llama]

The mechanics behind it are pretty simple too:

The white-hot liquid glass is hot enough to light the branch on fire.

While the branch is catching on fire, the liquid glass coats it completely, trapping the plant matter away from oxygen, and it can't continue burning without oxygen.

That's how you catch the branch in the state of "plant catching on fire", without advancing to the "plant burnt" state.

[kenjus-benjus-jedi-wayseeker]

The physics and artistry of this are fascinating but I love how they have to cut the molten glass with shears like it’s unruly fondue

[writing-prompt-s]

Instead of the Monkey’s Paw, you find the Clown’s Nose, which instead of granting your wish in the worst way possible will grant it in the funniest way.

[randomitemdrop]

Item: the Cursed Clown Nose. Obviously to use it you have to put it on and give it a honk

[bluehairedspidey]

[bananonbinary]

okay no hang on because assuming it takes half a second for each bill, this would in fact take over five days of nonstop bills

[00000000000000z-deactivated2022]

happy Mother’s Day to these two queens

[mxtomituck]

[libertyreads]

Attempting to read this morning.

[naamahdarling]

Well first of all, you're upside down.

[margesimpsonannoyedgrunt]

i really wish five hours of sleep was sufficient because going to bed at 2 and waking up at 7 would be heaven but the body keeps score