Wind Me Up and Watch Me Go

This is the blog of fanboy. A pansexual, polyamorous, cosplaying, multi-shipping, chronic pain enduring, cripple punk, fanboy. I do stuff. I reblog things. You should message me!

[eddieisanidiot]

Front page of the Star Tribune, the biggest state paper in MN. This paper is historically super centrist all of this being front page is honestly unprecedented. We need the rest of the country to see this. ICE is terrorizing us.

[questfortori]

Nintendo Power issue 113 (October 1998)

[questfortori]

To everyone saying it’s not real:

[dreaminginthedeepsouth]

[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[unlettered-heathen]

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

This post gets notes every Ides of March even though it’s not a depiction of Julius Caesar’s assassination, it’s a depiction of the emperor Caligula’s assassination, who was killed on January 24th, 41 AD.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Happy deathday caligula

[yellow-cat]

when im 45 years old ill still be here posting like take my hand. lets go into menopause together

[kateammann]

🚫🧊 FUNDRAISER FOR IMMIGRANT AID 🧊🚫

100% of the proceeds from this art print will be donated to both Al Otro Lado, which provides legal and humanitarian aid to refugees, deportees, and separated families in the US and Tijuana; and the Immigrant Rapid Response Fund, which distributes funding to organizations working to support urgent basic needs, legal services, and more in Minnesota.

The dehumanization and hateful attitudes towards immigrants are appalling to me and something I will never stand for. Seeing the pain being inflicted on so many communities, families, and children is incredibly disheartening, so I created this little fundraiser in hopes that I can help out in some way, even if it’s small. ❤️

[doiho]

went outside of my comfort zone and did a redraw of some propaganda poster for Followers of Apocalypse

[potat0bag]

every tight knit friend group got the: - always at 1HP - never has inventory space - refuses to wear armour

[frangipani-wanderlust]

So the creator titled this "Caveman Cooking," but I have decided that it is Grug the Orc making Peanut Butter Squares. Link to original post.

Sound on. Trust me.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[autiebiographical]

Life is really stressful for everyone right now. A little extra snacking isn't going to hurt me. It might hurt my waistline, but it's worth it to be able to survive.

Besides, it's been shown that judging people doesn't make them stop their bad habits. If anything, it pushes them into them more.

[ozempicofficial]

[psych-is-the-name]

According to color theory, brown has more positive connotations than negative. Brown is associated with nature, stability, and warmth. Also a rich neutral tone goes well with most decor.

[teaboot]

Shart rug at the public viewing toilet

[bigshot-activities]

Waiter, waiter!!! More lily content please!!

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[desidesidesi]

Big!!! Steppy!!!

[redfagdiver]

Taking her job very seriously

[everydaylouie]

side view mirror

[roughentumble]

you know it really isnt immoral, if you do it right, to raise cows and sheep for meat. so. well. i think there should be a story about, vampires who have a town of humans that they keep well-maintained, so long as the humans donate their blood once a month, like vampire blood farm stuff

but instead of antagonistic everyone's like. no he's a nice man you leave the count alone. he keeps us safe and cared for and he just needs a lil snack now and then, it dont hurt anyone. like a cow that loves the farmer and the farmer that loves the cow, even with both knowing one will end up on the other's table. because its like. its like. cows just have such pretty eyes, you know? they love you so much. i think it should be like that

[roughentumble]

literallyyyyyy

i want to be part of a vampire's herd. and i want him to pet me like a cow

[sarnakhwritesthings]

It's only safe for humans to donate a full unit of blood every eight weeks (and even if they only manage to get a partial out of you, they still recommend you wait 2 months), so our hypothetical count would need to have 56 healthy, non-anemic humans in his pool, presuming he needs a full 500 mL of blood each feeding, and he needs to feed once per day.

Obviously, a vampire family will need a larger community to care for, scaling linearly with the number of adult members of the family, assuming the above blood intake.

This still lets a vampire build a healthy relationship with his herd, presuming that he has Traditional Human Dinner with his donor before feeding, or some other social bonding ritual, on a rotating basis.

[vampires-official]

official vampire post

[rvllybllply2014]

I have no words

[ekjohnston]

Me neither (until the soy sauce, when I yelled "FOR FUCKS SAKE" again).

[swan2swan]

Until the what