hi! call me Kal :)
Some fun tidbits about me :
22 years old
they/them lesbian (queer af)
I would love to chat with you about literally anything

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hi! call me Kal :)
Some fun tidbits about me :
22 years old
they/them lesbian (queer af)
I would love to chat with you about literally anything
reading a “there was only one bed fic” and the characters have decided to share the bed as long as they stay on their sides. i’m really glad they figured that whole mess out and am excited to read about them staying on their sides of the bed until morning^-^
my bedsheet is pregnant and it's. the rest of my laundry
another one for the collection, gang.
this is honestly such a good idea
Stratt's Vat's (illegally smuggled) Camera Roll (humanity's saviours everyone):
- Hatch maternity shoot with the beetles (for whatever reason they managed to get a fake pregnancy belly on the Vat and he is wearing it), one image has Komorov holding him like if he's the father
- a zoomed in video taken outside of the chapel room, inside is Eva and Hatch having what at first sounds like a normal discussion, but if you listen closely he's actually telling her about the Popemobile in the Car's Cinematic Universe and the implications of it, she is wearing a contemplative but deeply confused look
- a picture of Annie and Olesya asleep after a long meeting with the science team, their heads leaning on each other with their hair braided together
- video of Carl, Ryland, and Komorov making a domino chain out of old lab material, they knock it down but at the end of the chain is Eva giving them a disapproving look
- The astronauts lined up, backs to the camera, wearing matching sweatpants with the words Eva's angels printed across their asses (Ilyukhina and Shapiro's idea)
- a video taken by Komorov showing a tarantula that somehow made its way in the lab, then panning over to Lokken and Grace huddled together on a table screaming, when he finally kills it, they push at each other pretending they weren't just holding the other
- video of Ilyukhina and Shapiro giving a presentation titled Why You Should Give Us Hysterectomies, Lamai and Eva sat listening. Halfway through, Annie is standing in front of a slide depicting a baby with a red x across it, Martin now stood by her side, nodding
- picture of LeClerc lying on the Vat's deck post-Antarctica, rain falling hard, Eva standing over his head with an umbrella, two beer bottles in her free hand (instead of her usual coffee)
- you know that prank where you move a sleeping person and they wake up confused? There's a video taken by the astronauts zooming in to a lifeboat tethered to the Vat, Yáo in the centre still wearing his pajamas, faint sounds of Mandarin cursing under Ilyukhina's snickers
- series of images of Lamai, Lokken, and Eva at another EU meeting, getting more visibly frustrated at the men around them, ending with Lokken's hands on the table yelling at whatever world leaders were pissing them off, Lamai standing to join her, Eva leaned back in her seat but now wearing a smile
- video of LeClerc and Hatch discussing something in French, except it's LeClerc being unable to fully follow Hatch's Quebecois accent, his face visibly showing his confusion
- picture of the lead scientists and Eva in a late night/early morning (who knows anymore, time is an illusion on the Vat) emergency meeting still in their pajamas (three years into ship life, it was too damn early/late for them to care, and they gave up on pretensions months before)
- said pajamas were: Hatch wearing a shirt printed with his wife's face across his chest (it's been over a year since he went home, poor guy); classic plaids for Komorov, matching cotton set for Lamai, striped button down for LeClerc, Ryland in his ancient college t-shirt and sweats; the only two who look like they can pass for a meeting are Lokken and Eva who both basically live in sweaters
- video taken of Lamai giving the astronauts ear piercings (Ilyukhina begged, eventually they all acquiesced, even Yáo agreed (after endless begging)) (Ilyukhina was probably going to have Annie pierce her second lobes anyways, Lamai found out and insisted on doing it sterilely)
- series of images of a 'wedding ceremony' for Martin and Annie in the mess hall. Martin is wearing a white curtain fashioned around him like a wedding dress, Annie wearing a black jacket, white shirt, black sweats, and a way too long tie. Olesya is at the podium (stolen from one of the meeting rooms) officiating the makeshift ceremony, Yáo is made flower girl (Olesya insisted on having him wear a flower crown), while Ryland is the ring bearer (paper rings that Olesya origamied minutes prior)
- (Eva of course found out, afterwards she asked them if they wanted to make it official, neither really cared but she did order them a pair of real silver bands) (they did not come in time, the only proof of their love remains in a dusty box on top a stack of those printed out pictures)
*sits up in bed, stretches, yawns* it’s another beautiful, glorious day full of opportunity a- *ominous bell toll and i am instantly replaced with a 10,000-year-old mummy sitting in the exact same pose*
If you’re butch, your body is butch. Your boobs are butch, your hips are butch, your narrow shoulders or short stature are butch. Butchness does not have to be about passing as a man or achieving that lanky teen boy androgyny that’s pushed on us. Just being as we are is butch. It’s about us making and taking our space in the world, not fitting into a narrow standard of masculinity.
i think we need copyright reform. currently most works are protected by copyright for the life of the author plus 70 years. here are my two proposals.
18 years. this is enough time for the work to grow to adulthood and begin to care for itself
life of the author + zero years. i like this one because it encourages you to kill people
doctor ryland grace, age 26: what’s wrong with me? what the fuck is wrong with you, you complete and total waste of carbon—
captain-doctor-teacher-savior-mated^(rockyadrian-closed)-mr ryland grace, age 112: ♯ . i’ve been getting really into pickles lately :) 𝄐
religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women
I have GOT to stop spending $30
actually i’m laughing so hard because every few months this website rediscovers that people write fanfiction about the founding fathers and starts acting like we’ve just personally overthrown the american public education system.
“you’re glorifying slave owners!!!”
sweetie.
WHO DO YOU THINK HAS BEEN DOING THAT FOR THE PAST 250 YEARS.
who’s winning the propaganda olympics here.
the United States government
the american education system
every fourth of july parade
monuments the size of apartment buildings
currency.
literal federal holidays.
museums.
hollywood.
broadway
Disney+
lin manuel miranda
politicians
vs.
some 20-year-old bisexual on ao3 whose latest contribution to society is packing 200 online orders during an eight-hour shift and then coming home to write 3000 words about alexander hamilton being a feverish twink.
be so fucking serious 😭
no one has literacy anymore and that would probably scare me if i knew what that meant
excuse me
no pants im afraid
love when the mutual takes the mutual bait. yes that post was for you. yes it was about our lil guy. thanks for falling for it. I love you
INCREDIBLE to exchange feedback with someone in a mature way. To give and receive critique when there’s mutual respect and both parties’ first desire is not pride but improvement of the project, the skill, the product, the art.
When someone is EXCITED to hear your feedback EVEN if it’s critical. When you get excited to hear critique because you know it’s going to push you to improve.
*we are both giggling and kicking our feet but instead of drawing hearts we are dashing aggressive red pen marks all over the paper*