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“you have a hole in your jeans that’s above your knee.”
“ah, yes, such a shame, really.”
“i can see your bra strap.”
“tough.”
“your shorts are too short.”
“and you’re too old to be pointing this out to a teenager.”
“you’re distracting other students’ learning environment.”
“other students need to learn to control their dicks.”
“your shoulders are showing.”
“sorry, I didn’t realize my tits were up there.”
Me, in Ancient Greece, tying my sandals and pretending I don’t know that swan checking me out is Zeus:
me, an ancient greek, knowing that some thot is about to send hera on another murderous rampage
Me knowing the baby zeus just put in her is gonna have a hellish life because she got thotty with Hera’s man
I’m a dude, LMAO. :p
It has come to my attention in the notes that Zeus’ monster thundercock would probably still get me pregnant anyway, and you know what? You’re absolutely right! Me, going to Mount Olympus to pick up my alimony checks from Hera, cause Zeus is out being a thot with someone else after I moved on to some cute, horny Satyr:
Hera smiting you as soon as you appear there:
Me, walking right back into Olympus after I convince Zeus to give me some thotty job like cup bearer or whatever so Hera can’t touch me:
this post makes me thankful that the world didn’t end
i’m such a weak bitch for the fantasy of “This Protagonist Is So Nice And Empathetic That It Saves The Fucking World” that shit’s so metal, kindness in media is punk as hell
#OldTownRoad is now the only single to ever go Diamond while still #1 on the Billboard Hot 100. It’s also the longest standing hip-hop single at #1 ever with 13 weeks at the spot; even surpassing Eminem’s “Lose Yourself” 😯
WHOS READY FOR PHINEAS AND FERB SEASON 6 ON DVD!!?!??!
I am confused
Social media is wonderful because it let the common folk enjoy endless posturing, making of enemies, and flaunting of wealth and romantic prospects. All of which was previously reserved for the aristocracy.
What's the difference between posting a selfie at the gym knowing your highschool bully will see it and showing up to the archduke's ball with a new silk gown from Italy to oneup Janet of Salisbury?
The hottest take
at walmarts bakery (i work in the deli) theres a computer for printing cake decals and theres always this t-posing cake with a stolen veggietales face on the homescreen
but i came in today and found him facing directly forward and no longer smiling
im terrified
Biggest fucking mood.
They’re also meant for hiltops, not small rooms. Cant get the right reverb with all that echo.
they’re also meant to make you fight the english. don’t forget that part.
My fav bagpipe player was a dude who would go out to the middle of a soccer field near my college apartment on Sunday. No one was using the field and he’d just be out there playing his heart out and the sound were just spread out over the plains. I’d be working on art for class so I’d open the window and listen. I still have fond memories of the day a kid biked up to the edge of the field, ran over to the bagpiper and the music stopped for a moment and as they talked. I couldn’t hear it but I had assumed the worst, that someone had decided to tell him to stop playing. Instead after the pause the musician seemed to nod, readjusted his bagpipes and started belting out the Star Wars theme.
sans got in smash bros and ash ketchum won a pokemon league
pretty sure somewhere on a remote part of the planet the gates of hell have opened
a concept: Harry Potter with his mother’s hair and father’s eyes instead of vice versa. Harry with fiery dark red hair and soft hazel eyes please and thank you
i imagine this is how harry and draco’s first meeting would have gone then haha
can you imagine how much more confused arthur would have been in that scene where he first meets harry 😂
his eyes would probably sweep right over harry at the breakfast table, and then he would freeze and have to do a mental tally of his children
I can see Fred and George really going with it too… “Come on Dad, don’t you remember Harry?” “Next you’ll tell us you don’t remember Craig” “Or Ethel” “Or Annie“ “Or Ryan”
I really want this to be a thing
Okay but like…every professor at Hogwarts would have to do the exact same mental math as Arthur, and then realize that he’s Harry freakin’ Potter, and redo their math AGAIN.
Arthur sits down at the table. As he picks up a piece of toast, his eyes sweep the table, ready to greet his family.
“Good morning childr-”.
He stops when he spots a young boy with fiery red hair and fringe. The child is also wearing old clothes that once belonged to Charlie and round glasses on his face. Arthur sees his family looking at each other at the confusion this brings him. Molly speaks up.
“Harry, would you care for more eggs”?
“Yes, please. Thank you”.
Arthur breathes a sigh of relief. No child of his would be so polite. He didn’t forget anyone…this time.
Lmao poor ol’ Arthur
Schools: don’t teach those skills anymore
Stuff: is made to not be repairable
Tools & Materials: are priced as a luxury
Working Hours: have expanded to take up a lot of people’s whole day and weekends
Wages: have stagnated so that everyone has to work full time
“News” media: Your dad is better at DIY than you, ya dick!
lets not forget:
Your parents: have never actually taught you any of those things either
I feel displaced
archimedes in the bathtub vibes
How come semi trucks in Europe look like “toot toot :)” and in North America they look like “HONK HOOOOOOOONK >:|”
“Henlo I am big twuck pwease give me wots of woom tank u :)”
“I WILL FUCKING PANCAKE YOUR CUCK ASS”
@trainwreckgenerator why did you hide these in the tags
vampires who adopt each other into very specific family roles
“so I know I’m like a century older than you but you give great advice and you knitted me a sweater that one time, will you be my grandma?”
“Look, I know you’re older than me by a millennia, but you act like a younger brother, so you’re that now.”
“I never thought I wanted kids but frankly someone needs to take care of the trainwreck that is you so”
“Which one of you is older?”
“I mean, if you’re talking chronologically then I’m 8,900 years old and she’s turning 94 next week. Otherwise, we decided thirty years ago that we’re twins.”
“So, care to tell me how this happened?”
“Well, Elspeth’s the oldest so-”
“Chronologically. You volunteered to be the big sis last century, it’s your job to explain your joint screw-ups.”
“Technically almost all of us are older than our dad. He’s like, the sixth oldest guy in our coven.”
“Mom goes first because she’s the oldest.”
“Technically, you’re the oldest.”
“Technically, I’m the middle child, so lead the way into the dark spooky hallway.”
I like the idea that the very oldest is basically the baby, because they don’t understand shit about the world anymore, and just want to be moody and drink a meal
“this is my baby sister Ishtar. we’re not sure how old she is, she stopped counting after the first 8 millenia”
SBE - stupid bitch energy
FINALLY some representativity
representativity
it’s all “accidental hand touch” this and “brief longing gaze” that, where’s my support at for “reaching up and fixing someone’s collar for them” crew??
the intimacy disguised as helpfulness! the lingering contact! the optional subdued “you look nice” as they stand too close!!
expand your pining vocabulary people
“You have something in your hair” *strokes their head*
“Feel how warm my hand is” *cups their cheeks*
“You seem a bit tense” *gives them a message*
“What flavor is your lipstick?” *indirect kiss with their index finger*
alternatively: feel how cold my hands are!! *sticks them directly on the back of love interest’s neck*
is Chaotic Bastard Flirting and also valid
Remus, cornering Logan in the kitchen: I wanna do a science experiment!!
Logan: Good Lord... what kind exactly?
Remus, with a grin far too big for his face: This!!
Remus: *summons a knife thrusting it joyfully into Logan’s side*
Logan: ...
Logan: You know I can’t feel it right?
Remus: Oh... Well how about here!!
Remus: *moves the blade two inches to the right before stabbing again*
Logan: No
Remus: Here?
Logan: No
Remus: Here?
Logan: ... No
Remus: Here?!
Logan: Actually...
Remus: *excitedly looks up with a demented gleam in his eyes*
Logan: *lets out a tiny monotone laugh*
Logan: I’m ticklish there.
