Frozen Bananas

28, pan, obsessed with squirrels

[moonlightsdreaming]

[ Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon ]

[derangedthoughtssideblog]

Barbie movies are one of the best things that happened for feminism and yet women keep being ridiculed for it. People still associate Barbie with childishness, fakeness, plastic dolls, unattainable beauty standards, when it's all the way around.

Barbie shows that you can be pretty, feminine, kind AND still be strong, independent, and whatever you want to be.

Barbie shows that you can have a love story and still be the main character of your own story, not the love interest of someone else. That you can have a man by your side and still not be saved and overshadowed by him. She's never involved in love triangles because her worth is not determined by how many men want him, and in some movies she doesn't have a love interest at all because there's no need for one.

Barbie shows the importance and depth of female friendships, she's the definition of "girls' girl", even even technically mean girls are always redeemed and showed to be just as strong and valid (ex: Nori, Sunburst, Rayna & Rayla, Delancy).

Barbie shows that you can follow your dreams and be whatever you want and like whatever you want, even if what you like is feminine things like pink and glitter. You can be a princess or a musketeer or absolutely whatever you want and you'll still be valid

[densewentz]

How are ya'll hooking your bras??

Hook it in the front where you can see it, then slip it around so it sits normal

Hook it behind you blindly like a serial killer

Only wear hook-in-front bras or sports bras

Don't wear a bra/ Just want to see answers

Voting ended onFeb 22, 2025

[densewentz]

If you answer Hook Behind You, for science tell me how many hooks your bras have because mine have three and trying to get them all to hook nicely behind me makes me want to scream

[xxscrabiesxx-deactivated2025062]

hey folks if you have an android phone: google shadow installed malware.

Android System SafetyCore - Apps on Google Play

Provides safety features for Android devices.

I had to go and delete it myself this morning.

[zamisriza-the-resurrection]

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

[sadakotetsuwan]

Damn right we do cause we a got Seto Kaiba’s routing and account numbers

[swan2swan]

Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

[swan2swan]

#what is this???#i need to know#im so invested

Oh, this? This is the 2000 masterpiece Titan A.E., the master animator Don Bluth's bold venture into the world of Science Fiction. Boasting script treatments by the increasingly-famous Joss Whedon and the voice talents of Matt Damon, Drew Barrymore, Bill Pullman, and Nathan Lane (among others), it was also one of the first ventures of a fresh new sub-studio at Fox called Blue Sky Studios!

It boasted a terrifying premise of a future where alien invaders not only overwhelmed, but physically destroyed the entire Planet Earth--dramatically depicted in a trailer that ran before every single screening of 1999's Star Wars: The Phantom Menace. Boldly fusing 2D animation with 3D ships, environments, aliens, and camerawork, it was a tremendous fresh step in the world of animated cinema. Creed's "Higher" was the theme song for the trailers and TV spots.

It made negative seventy million dollars at the box office, bankrupted Fox Animation, and killed animated films forever

[ophilosoraptoro]

This movie and Treasure Planet both deserved better

[scleroticstatue]

TREASURE PLANET WAS SABOTAGED

[petranaradulovic]

not to hijack this post with a deep dive and cultural analysis of this movie but...

The notorious animated film Titan A.E. wasn’t even supposed to be animated

The last film by Fox Animation renders sci-fi tropes with spectacular art

[rylandsgrace]

Forrest Gump (1994) dir. Robert Zemeckis

[stars-bean]

"Here's to the happiest of new years to all my wonderful friends. Let's all raise a cup to ring in the new year. Happy New Year."

Winnie the Pooh: A Very Merry Pooh Year (2002) dir. Jamie Mitchell and Gary Katona

[fullofwhitehotrage-deactivated2]

[lullabyhulk]

It’s time.

[beggars-opera]

How long until Dr Oz becomes Surgeon General

[beggars-opera]

motherFUCKER

[hazelrhoeas]

[ryanthedemiguy]

https://abcnews.go.com/Health/dr-oz-trump-picks-lead-centers-medicare-medicaid/story?id=116028274

[autumngracy]

[teaboot]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[callmebliss]

And they look out so hard for the well being of the spiders AND the dolphins

[callmebliss]

@moss-wizard of course this isn’t how we serve it!!

It has to be in a dish with much higher sides, so when we go to cut it and it tries to sliiiiiide away it doesn’t escape and blorp blorp blorp across mom’s nice tablecloth

[breelandwalker]

SLICE YOUR CANNED BOGBERRY GOO INTO DISCS BEFORE SERVING, YOU FILTHY HERETICS.

[traegorn]

NO. IT WILL BE SERVED IN PROPER CAN SHAPE, AND WILL HAVE ITSELF SCOOPED INTO WEIRD SHAPES THE WAY THE GODS INTENDED

[breelandwalker]

YOU STAY OUTTA THIS, GOD-QUEEN-EMPEROR. AND TAKE YOUR CERVID STALKERS WITH YOU.

[dandelion-witch]

It's supposed to be served in can shape with two discs already sliced and laying tastefully in front

[breelandwalker]

I have consulted the scriptures and this is variation is still within the bounds of orthodoxy.

[tribblesandtribulations]

Mash the can shape up. We giving the table what they want, chaos in a dish, with a serving spoon.

[breelandwalker]

[moiracolleenodell]

Not to derail the escalating heresy, but what do dolphins have to do with cranberry bogs?

[amastodonofconflict]

[phizgigz]

cranberry is served in its can shape in the can direction, not on its side but on its cylinder

[olliums]

Right but you guys know that ocean spray also sells like. Cranberries. Which you can use to make an actually edible cranberry sauce on the stovetop in 10 minutes of unattended cook time

[aniseandspearmint]

actual cranberries? ew no thank you. The unprocessed chunky stuff is GROSS.

[oft-goes-awry]

Look, in my house, we mix it with whipped cream and freeze it in a graham cracker crust for dessert!

[somethinginterestingithink]

@oft-goes-awry

what the actual fuck?

[oft-goes-awry]

@somethinginterestingithink

Behold, my grandmother's recipe for Cranberry Surprise:

For the crust, combine 2/3 cup crushed ginger snap crumbs (put them in a large plastic bag and crumble with a rolling pin, or a mug if you don't have one) with 2 T. of sugar. Press into a 9" pie plate.

For the filling, pour a half-pint of regular whipping cream into a bowl, and beat until stiff. Mix in 2 T. of sugar and 1/2 tsp. of almond extract.

In another bowl, take a 14 oz. CHILLED can of jellied cranberry sauce and mash it with a potato masher if you've got one, or a fork if you don't. (My mom bought me a potato masher specifically so I could make this dessert at holidays without having to borrow hers.)

Once the log is goo, fold the cranberry sauce into the whipped cream mix. Yes, it's supposed to be THAT pink.

Pour the pink cream-and-cranberry mix into the crust and freeze for at least 24 hours. Cut and serve immediately upon removal from freezer.

[justgot1]

American Horror Food is one of my favorite tumblr post types.

(I make it from real cranberries but if I decide to go with Goo Log, I mash it like the unorthodox godkiller that I am.)

[strid3rofthen0rth]

I can only add that I worked in a deep freeze warehouse for a little bit when I was younger. The cranberries would come in loose around Halloween. This big machine would clean, sort, and dump them into 1000 lb wooden bins that would be forklifted and stacked to freeze in the warehouse.

One time, somebody lost control of a bin and broke it open. I would like you to picture a dozen warehouse workers slip sliding around on frozen cranberry ball bearings for hours, trying to clean them up, while you play Yakety Sax in your head. It was a nightmare.

[arianrhodsgarden]

Doesn’t everyone have a special cranberry-from-the-can serving plate and slice-cutting tool! What, are you all just living live Neanderthals?!?!

[callmebliss]

Oh my ZOD I love that

[astrid4189]

my brother is a culinary artist. one year he made some amazing cranberry sauce that nobody touched. the next year he made the same sauce, added a thickener, and set it in a ribbed can (he reused a pumpkin can iirc), and it was a hit.

we like the vague can-shaped fruit gelatin. i personally like it even more when it’s home-made.

[annleckie]

Ah, in my house we serve this standing up on a plate, and we call it Invisible Can. It is not a holiday dinner without Invisible Can.

[gallusrostromegalus]

Hello international friends, I am delighted to report all of the above is real :)

Not to come in with a steel chair here, but the ideal pairing for cranberry sauce in all forms, and the meat we *should* be serving at Thanksgiving, rather than easy-to-improperly cook turkey that tastes like napkins, is Lamb.

[jambonsama]

What the fuck about the dolphins and spiders, though ? The one reblog which pretended to explain the dolphins just... Didn't ? Help a gal from the other side of the Atlantic

[callmebliss]

The dolphins are a joke. There are no dolphins in the bog, that was made up for a meme.

The frog, in accordance with the “frogs and cranberries must be fall” meme, is very much a bog denizen.

They probably feed on the spiders, who are very, very real.

Cranberry bog ecosystems are AWESOME.

[drgnsmile]

Actually, the spiders are mentioned because wolf spiders are sometimes used as a form of natural pest control in cranberry bogs. It’s pretty awesome imo.

[mari-buginette]

When the cranberries are harvested, the spiders climb up out of the bog onto the people doing the gathering. You can not be afraid of spiders and work a cranberry harvest. The spiders are real. Sorry people who did not know this. There should not be any wolf spider in the sauce, they are the guardians of the territory. Friends with the farmers.

[thatoneweirdmusician]

canberry.

[noballoonsinspace]

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Self-taught one work-in-progress at a time so that there’s some beginner stuff I don’t know and advanced stuff that I do know and I will forever be making silly beginner mistakes in complex projects that I’ll probably never complete :)

[orcboxer]

if you would rather elect a fascist than a liberal you're not a leftist you're just edgy

[orcboxer]

"no one for president 2024" how are you gonna stop the electoral process? what's your game plan for eliminating every candidate? or is this just theater to you?

if you wanted to actually make any material difference, you'd evaluate the political power leftists have and then actually use it. there ain't enough of us to elect a leftist president, let alone stage some mythical Revolution. meaning that if the country collapsed right now, it wouldn't be leftists that take over.

if your goal is to lose with your hands clean then by all means just keep posting and nothing else, but if you want to fix anything on the systemic level then you need allies. you need to be able to work with people you don't agree with on everything. that means making momentary compromises when necessary. emphasis on momentary. if kamala gets elected, she isn't president forever, and if you vote for her, you aren't sworn to the democratic party.

low voter turnout has never made the US shift to the left before, so I don't know why so many tumblr users think it suddenly would now. decreasing voter turnout is a right wing goal, they pour obscene amounts of money into it. if leftists don't vote, that's less resistance for republicans, and it's frankly the only reason republicans ever get elected anymore.

I'm not gonna call anybody a psyop, and it doesn't really matter if they are or not, because it doesn't change the fact that y'all anti-voters are spreading conservative propaganda to own the libs. I've literally seen leftists arguing, at me, that "trump is actually less damaging for minorities" like are you fucking listening to yourself. you are so obsessed with owning the libs that you have stopped being critical of fascism. how do you not realize you're straight up parroting conservative propaganda?

someone is gonna get elected this year, and based on the polling data it's gonna be trump or harris. you can either increase the chances that it's trump, or increase the chances that it's harris. refusing to vote increases trump's chances, so that's probably not a particularly leftist move. if you think there is no difference between trump and harris, then either you aren't paying any attention at all, or you just don't care.

I listened to the anti-electoralists, I genuinely gave it consideration, and I'm sorry but it's contributing nothing to leftism, it's just conservative propaganda dressed up in woke language. they're the Useful Idiot for conservatives

[lylahammar]

idk if this is a boomer take but I think ppl should make more of an effort to go see movies in theaters bc I couldn’t bear it if the movie theater industry went down and the only way to watch movies was through streaming I’m not strong enough

[lylahammar]

Actually I’ll make it even more boomer because I genuinely think it’s a good thing for people to have a reason to put down social media for an hour or two and just focus all their attention on a movie together and get fully immersed like I think that’s good practice for our attention spans and ultimately for our mental health (unless you’re a person who uses your phone during the movie in the theater in which case uh idk die)

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

oh to have a vivid imagination

[pardonmewhileipanic]

omfg

[seanoftheundead]

I love more this every time I see it.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I will literally ALWAYS REBLOG THIS

oh my god

I want dreams like this

I wanna dream about helping out people and their dinosaurs they’ve found :D

and feeding dinos salad :D

[sonysakura]

Mystery Skulls Animated - Ghost (Oct 26th, 2014)

Ten years ago on this day...

[heilos]

Happy 10th anniversary MSA fans!

[jasper-dixon]

Headlines across eight years. Who you vote for really does matter. None of these headlines delve into the Boar's Head listeria outbreak because I can only post ten photos in one post. But the slaughter house self regulate headline? Yup, that's why.

[amour-de-tous]

Trump's rollback of regulations is also responsible for the BrucePac recall for listeria that's currently at 11.8 million pounds and counting.