[escuerzoresucitado]

[sandmandaddy69]

[beesmygod]

unrelated but one of the bad fanfiction lines that has been trapped in my head for LITERALLY 22 years was a beauty and the beast fanfic in which belle said “be careful, im a virgin in my vagina”. this has been on the tip of my tongue threatening to burst out of my mouth for decades

[beesmygod]

this one is SOOOO  good thank for you sharing. im going to be thinking about po’s honda civic too now

[trans4life]

thought this was funny so i threw this together in 2 seconds

[monsterdamus]

[redpandarascal]

That’s my old car down to the year which has me a bit shaken even though I know it’s coincidence

[redpandarascal]

Am I Po?

I have to ask my dad if I’m adopted.

[bass-borot]

Important question Blue, is your dad a goose? That might help narrow it down

[redpandarascal]

I don’t see people that way

[kyleehenke]

the terrors of the past don’t stop

[montresormeal-deactivated202511]

is this like one of those rubber bands they put on lobsters so they don’t pinch you

[dykebeckett]

love that it's called the dashboard. I'm running over your poasts in my. car

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

I feel lied to. This is where the bugs bunny NO meme cokes from

[an-enigmatic-mind]

[liquid-geodes]

Ah lads they fucking rotated him

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[kalianos]

[yan-town]

[ythok]

Me, reading this whole post:

[pope74220]

NOW it’s you

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Oh yea? Well guess what bro

[polyphonetic]

[fallenwillow44]

Best post I've seen all day

[dat-physics-gal]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[ericvilas]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

House of Leaves ass post

[nanikaq]

Protect your Furby from smelling like last night’s grilled meat—just pop it in a Ziploc bag.

[orcposts]

going into work at the glue factory!

[orcposts]

STUCK

[orcposts]

STUCK

[orcposts]

STUCK

[lokaror]

Classic rookie mistake. Let me help you get out of the glue.

[lokaror]

Uh Oh.

[wizardarchetypes]

(guy who isnt beating the ocd voice) i know! maybe if i spend all night ruminating on something i feel guilty about until i’ve considered it from every possible angle and made myself physically ill, then i can finally forgive myself and i’ll feel better! 99% of morally abhorrent people stop self punishing right before they’re Absolved

[wizardarchetypes]

hi this tag is making me insane. OCD treatment and recovery are notoriously difficult because you have to give up all of your comforts and accommodations you've created, to actually lay the beast bare. i often say "the only way out of OCD is through" but i think this tag is far more evocative of what it actually feels like to find the strength within you to face recovery.

[squeakitties]

wikipedia no longer being anywhere near the top of search results when looking up anything feels eviscerating

[ichorandpride]

#they really said “you can’t use wiki as an academic source-use our garbage AI that’s even less reliable”#and you can’t even opt out of it

no but you can FORCE it away. use ublock origin and copy paste the blacklist i made into the filters to be able to remove the bullshit AI overview that google forces. it also removes youtube's forced ads (at least until they fix it)

you can also use the ublacklist extension and use this blacklist of AI image generation websites to curate your google image results

there are ALWAYS ways around stuff. it's just a matter of looking into it and asking around

[nicenice7]

I'M FREE

[alistairsprayerwarrior]

FOR WIKIPEDIA!!!!

[woman-becomer]

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

[interpolationz]

this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound

[st-pam]

[sandmandaddy69]

[speeedylesbian]

what a good day to remember that butch lesbians (ESPECIALLY trans, poc, and/or fat butch lesbians) aren’t fucking predatory 

[present-future]

“trans butch lesbian”? More like heterosexual man.

[speeedylesbian]

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

[sinnahsaint]

Reblog the Fred of TERF banishment to keep your blog TERF free for a year.

[shammytelevision]

i like socializing with other queer people but man there is nothing quite like having a married straight guy as a friend

[airborneranger63]

One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”

So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”

[what-even-is-thiss]

Every time I come across this post the last sentence smacks me in the face

[technofeudalism]

god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

[flamei7]