Normal people: "I'm working on a little project"
Me: "I am constructing an elaborate tragedy spanning three timelines in which every character is doomed by the specific way they love"
YOU ARE THE REASON
The Bowery Presents

@theartofmadeline
Xuebing Du
I'd rather be in outer space šø

Discoholic šŖ©

shark vs the universe

No title available
Today's Document
One Nice Bug Per Day
h

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Love Begins

gracie abrams
Sade Olutola
Show & Tell
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Misplaced Lens Cap
Keni
seen from Singapore

seen from Malaysia

seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom

seen from Malaysia

seen from Malaysia
seen from Malaysia

seen from Malaysia
seen from Japan

seen from Malaysia

seen from United Kingdom
seen from Uzbekistan

seen from Türkiye

seen from Lithuania

seen from Romania
seen from Ukraine
seen from Jordan
seen from United States

seen from Türkiye

seen from Türkiye
@starcrossed-cinnamon-rolls
Normal people: "I'm working on a little project"
Me: "I am constructing an elaborate tragedy spanning three timelines in which every character is doomed by the specific way they love"
it is actually so important to me to be alone at my house
A lot of adulthood is shoutingĀ āAUGH MY LAUNDRYā hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it
oh shit my laundry
reblog to save someoneās laundry
Episode IV: A New Hope
important that you never forgive ice agents, ever. even years after all this is over (and I do believe we will make it out on the other side, alive and for the better,) they live in shame and disgrace forever. no excuses, no forgiveness. they ruined their own lives when they decided that human freedom and liberty was an acceptable sacrifice for a paycheck
Your protagonist's flaw isn't supposed to be charming. If readers find the flaw endearing, it's not actually costing the character anything, which means it's not a flaw, it's a personality quirk wearing a flaw's clothes. A real flaw should make the reader wince a little, should make them go "please don't do that" and then watch the character do it anyway. That wince is the whole point of writing one.
(Yoinked this from LinkedIn, genuinely interested in seeing how responses align with demographics) (so far itās those of us over 35 being indignant but I wanna see how those fully plays out) (itās cultural and technological history/memory, bruh)
18
I am an old bitch - 20/20.
Full 20 for this elder millennial. Whoop-whoop!
It's the Care Bones! āš
Hopeless lesbians
Yes!
Create art for yourself and your 30 sickos will find you
I live for the headcannon that after season 2 Luke and Din take down imperial remnants together.
So a little comic in which during a raid on the imps Din gets conked out and Luke takes down the base in classic Skywalker fashion.
ok⦠did I just hear baby vamp daniel molloy say he was in his āyaoiverse manther eraā ??? did I hear that right?
is it true that it's happening to everybody?
baby it really and truly is
Imagine being an uber driver and while giving some teen and his uncle a ride you end up getting pulled into a hostage situation/anti government rebellion forces
Han Solo did not sign up for this
To be fair, in this metaphor, the uber driver is in trouble with the local mob boss because he was ferrying cocaine and dumped it out the window when it looked like he might get pulled over, soā¦
So the uber driver hooks up with the sister of the guy who first hires him, and it turns out that their dad is the Deputy Sheriff, and things go downhill even faster than previously imagined when they hit up a local truckstop for a bite to eat, fuel drop and impromptu family reunion.
Truckstopās run by an old friend who he won his car off that one time, and the dudeās hitting on the chick heās hooking up with and itās like come on man, donāt do this to me but then the girlās dad is there and he gets hit over the head and shoved into the trunk of the cop car and itās like oh, shit. Fuck. Chewie man, donāt let them take my car!
And then the kid, who had never been off the farm before he hired you, comes back with Green Beret-level skills to bust you out of jail and his sister, who was honestly kinda preppy, straight up MURDERS the mob boss. And then you get the plans to the DODās biggest single piece of equipment so you go to the middle of nowhere where itās being built and you have some trouble with the locals, but somehow the annoying nerd speaks their language and manages to impress them, so you work together to infiltrate the military base. Oh, and the kid lets himself get captured so he can talk to his dad, and after a knock-down drag-out fight, the dad realizes that heās been played his entire adult life by the corrupt politician overseeing everything, so he chucks the politician down the maintenance shaft of said politicianās high-rise just before it gets destroyed by the rebels, led by your friend in your truck that he borrowed with the promise that he wouldnāt put a scratch on it, but he knocks off your side mirror getting out of there.
The post world cup atmosphere in this Loweās is very subdued.
our boy, din djarin
writing tip #4218:
if you think you have enough eye contact in your story: no you donāt