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Will McPhail, for the New Yorker (x)

favourite rpg trope is the merchants in incredibly hostile environments. we are at the evil curse mountain and youre just selling me items normal style

ciaran

being a vampire is about penetrating someone but it's also about being filled up with their fluids. in this way vampirism confuses the top/bottom dichotomy

thedurvin

randomencounters

Encounter: first-draft Alien

“Raar, I’m gonna getcha!”

wlwaerith-moved-deactivated2025

literally not going to argue with a man who’s covered in blood. whatever you say gorgeous

heme3nc

me playing disco elysium for the first time: "wow this art is beautiful and such an interesting story, i cant wait to learn more!"

the voices in harrys head after any slightly upsetting dialogue:

tlirsgender

I'm really not a very angry person there's just a lot of rage inside me

tlirsgender

There's something terrible boiling bubbling under my skin ready to burst out of my chest but I'm a chill guy

ejacutastic

Ravioli Of Lying To God

theclockworkjudas

God: What are you eating?

Cistercian Monk: *chews faster*

tatooineknights

someone: luke skywalker beat darth vader and ended the empire

everyone else in the galaxy:

everyone on tatooine:

hyperewok1

Imagine being the local jock from Toshe Station and turning on the news to learn that the guy you called “Wormie” in desert high school just killed the two most powerful people in the galaxy.

beatrice-otter

Tags via jaquez45: #I think a lot about this #like the guy was a weird excitable nerd #but you had to tolerate him because #INEXPLICABLY #he was STUPID good as a pilot #like the t-16 orbital drop whomp rat champion since he was 13 #so you couldn’t just IGNORE him and his fucking nerdery #and his being super awkward CONSTANTLY #and one day his farm is burned and his family is dead #you assume he’s dead too and you feel kind of bad for mocking him now #but then #space radio is like LUKE SKYWALKER BLEW UP A SPACE STATION #LUKE SKYWALKER KILLED THE EMPEROR #and you just #kind hope he never decides to get revenge for the wormie thing

whetstonefires

oh also turns out he came back to town and killed the mob boss who controlled everything and then left again without buzzing any of his former acquaintance so probably you’re Beneath his Notice; mixed feelings about that

squids-comics

a-yoda-a-day

talus-the-broken

In any tomato based sauce, vodka, or any strong alcohol doesn't make the dish taste more like alcohol, it releases alcohol soluble elements from the tomato itself, making it taste sweeter, richer and more tomato than even just tomatoes themselves, this adds acidity, which is often tempered by the addition of dairy (usually heavy cream) a la vodka is not a delicate sauce, but any means, it's made with a full intention of every major ingredient hitting well above it's weight. And if you want it even better, try using a good botanical gin or a pepper vodka for even more intensity.

chilewithcarnage

divorceddadrock

I'm sorry but I will never ever use goon as slang for a guy who jacks off a lot or whatever it apparently means now. A goon is a guy in a clown mask and purple tank top who sees a caped crusader swooping down to beat up him and his buddies and yells "IT'S DA FREAKIN' BAT!" and I will accept nothing else.