bottoms up

sorry you came here. you sure you meant to?

[necromancelena]

[r0zeclawz]

jese we have to ehhehehh e he

[maryaustria]

[architecture-anddesign]

A literal urban jungle, Taipei, Taiwan

[kulusevski]

society is so fucked up abba should be way bigger than the beatles 

[dragonomatopoeia]

as much as i love public transportation my fellow usamericans have got to stop lying on the internet about how enjoyable because it is it is doing us no favors. we need investment in public transportation as it currently sucks so so much ass

[dragonomatopoeia]

i ask the underpaid and overworked bus driver if this is the right route because my three separate transit apps are all telling me different things. the driver grunts at me. i take a seat. for the next 75 minutes i am flung about and almost ejected from my seat, my guts jostling with every hill or stoplight. every new passenger has to swing themself from bar to bar for stability as they stagger towards an empty seat.

[dragonomatopoeia]

please understand i love trains and buses so much i am number one train fan but our infrastructure sucks so bad that it literally doesn't matter if we invest in new high speed train cars because our rails are so outdated they can't even run them. we need an overhaul of public transport very badly. i want to go back in time and donkey kick henry ford off a cliff

[gasolinehive]

— Kiki's Delivery Service, Hayao Miyazaki (1989)

[onlyhams]

so me and my bf live together and I got this god tier dad text after I sent him a pic of us asldjkfksjf

[galactic-dragoness]

[loszeged]

[neko-mancy]

[bugmoment]

[an-eldritch-nightmare-deactivat]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

[marchqueen-deactivated20161002]

IT’S BACK

[lady-dirtbag]

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS

I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

[2ndratewig]

ITS BACK 

[trumpetnista]

This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.

[midnight-spectrum-again]

You got that right

[cinnamonrollorder]

I’m crying

[nerdneeniya]

New portal just opened

[tourfilm]

oh yeah heres my collection of 2021 headlines that i forgot to post when the year ended

[heedra]

i’ve mixed cranberry mikes harder and cucumber lime gatorade into a drink i like to call “the flavor” because like. you drink this shit and your tongue is like “there’s a taste here. you are experiencing a flavor” but when you go to open the door there’s no flavor there. it comes back with an undefined error in the flavor column. it’s the missingno of flavors. it so absolutely and definitely tastes like something and that thing is nothing.

[xgutter-glitterx]

im going to make this brb

[xgutter-glitterx]

okay so i found a gas station that had the stuff so i made it

diagnosis: it tastes?

[tenorgender]

this post reminds me of that one time a coldstone employee i knew by the name of jacob fucked up the ratios or something on a watermelon yogurt sorbet and produced an ice cream that genuinely tasted like nothing. not bland not water but nothing - like, the texture was perfect, your mouth reacted as if it was slightly tangy like most sorbets, but you actually tasted nothing at all. and if you mixed it with something it didn’t taste like 100% the other flavor either, it tasted like 50% that flavor and 50% nothing. like a distinct and identifiable lack of taste. my brain trying to comprehend the total absence of flavor became so overwhelming that i quit ¾ of the way into one scoop. we called it the jacob’s special and every day i long for its return

[dekubabby]

[godenteredmybody-deactivated202]

[suppermariobroth]

Top: before the final battle in Super Mario Odyssey, Bowser briefly reacts to the outfit Mario is wearing at the moment. One of the reactions is the “fear” reaction, which is used for traditionally “scary” costumes like the Skeleton or Zombie costumes, but also, unexpectedly, for the Gold Mario costume.

Bottom: this may be a reference to the fact that in New Super Mario Bros. 2, where the costume originates, if Mario uses a Gold Flower before the final boss battle against Bowser, he is able to kill him in a single hit. Bowser may be expressing his fear due to his previous experience with Mario using this power.

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[lacefuneral]

in light of the new tag censorship, i am once again posting this gif

[lacefuneral]

[medievalcellphone]

[unbotheredmuse]

[monsterbi]

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

I have blue hair and pronouns and I'm seeking someone w red hair and pronouns to comedically fight with me for all of eternity in a slapstick silly manner

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

can we do this instead

[cipher-fresh]

[Image ID: Light and L from Death Note facing off against each other, then tumblr tags that read “Sonic and Knuckles” /End ID]

[jessaerys]

not only have tiktok and instagram given everyone who makes art Content Machine disease, but the contentification of the process of making art itself (artists posting hyper-stylized tiktoks & reels about the process of making art, forced jokes about being an artist, and “lifestyle” tips on how to #selfcare (with the express purpose of not burning out so you can continue to make more Content) because that’s what the algorithm forces them to do in order to get any eyes on their actual artwork) makes me want to pull my hair out & scream & stab someone. something something the cannibalizing of the tail of the snake by the snake, squared. EVIL