Perpetual Sighs

Isra l Toronto, Canada

[sandersstudies]

There is something very special about driving around at 3-4 AM. Like, am I up ridiculously late? Am I up ridiculously early? The world may never know.

[sandersstudies]

*sees other car* and what the FUCK are you doing up

[tulparightsactivist]

[deadbeatmaker]

When you have no sense of self and someone says something about you

[mercuried]

lana del rey was right i am dreaming away my life

[hisnameisminho]

Me after taemin announces a comeback: he can’t possibly do it again

Me after watching taemin’s teaser: good god he’s done it again

[pinkmisspiggy]

life is actually just about rice

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

Me irl: No one can EVER know this secret Me to 8k strangers online: You guys will never believe this

[qantuta-deactivated20210319]

Me online

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

This is the only valid comment on this post

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[turing-tested]

[thedankest]

[adventures-in-rosetown]

[mira4-deactivated20150320]

When's your birthday?

Why so you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?

[brownnesscrew]

Solo. 

[section8babe]

everybody been actin funny lately but its ok cuz im bouta act hilarious lmao

[wifedad]

Why is this vaguely threatening

[abowles]

This sounds like my mom when talks to herself, out loud, about everyone in the room

[bananonbinary]

one of the hardest things to learn as a depressed former Gifted Kid™ is that half-assed is better than nothing. take the 50%, 40%, even 20% job. scrubbing your face is better than not taking a shower at all. picking up your clothes is better than never cleaning. nibbling on some bread is better than starving.

DO THINGS HALFWAY. NOW YOU’RE 100% BETTER OFF THAN YOU WERE BEFORE.

[evilyaoii]

why is this so fucking funny

[der-schwartzenmann]

Well, he’s not wrong.

[lubricates]

“WE NEED TO FUCKING SAVE TURTLES, BECAUSE WITHOUT TURTLES….”

“WE WOULDN’T HAVE TURTLES!”

[shubbabang]

Quick comic done for Hourly comic day