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weaver-z

Shout out to Spanish for having the correct word for kitties. This is literally el gato there's no other word for it

teddymedley

we have multiple actually. you forgot gatito and gatita.

weaver-z

HOW could I forget....

Los gatitos....

weaver-z

I have been informed that in Spanish these are also called MICHIS... the winning streak continues

sukimas

differentiating between healing magic and necromancy by making them phenomonologically distinct is Exactly The Problem I Am Railing Against!

prokopetz

This is an especially fun debate in a Dungeons & Dragons context because the game's schools of magic are structured in such a way that healing magic could plausibly fall into like six out of eight of them, and its placement keeps wandering from edition to edition. Healing magic has historically been Transmutation, Necromancy and Evocation, and I think the forthcoming it's-not-a-new-edition-we-swear is shuffling it over to Abjuration for some reason, which has several fascinating implications. I think they should just bite the bullet and give every school of magic its own distinct healing spell, see what happens.

#brb gonna go write some spells

literallyaflame

how do conservatives think talking to children works? if a four year old came up to me and said “i’m a cat!!” i would say “really? what makes you a cat?” and they’d say some shit like “i have claws >:)” and i’d be like “oh wow, you do have claws. but wait, i thought cats had pointed ears!” and they’d say “they DO!!!” and then i’d pull up a picture of an elf and ask “is THIS a cat?” and they’d yell “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

u wouldn’t say “fucking hell, Emily, get it together. this is the real world”

literallyaflame

pardon me, i should clarify. you wouldn’t say that, assuming that you aren’t a total dipshit. i would not say that either. some people, however, hate children and firmly believe that everyone should be miserable unless they’re at church

literallyaflame

several of you pointed out that, often, conservative christians want you to be especially miserable at church. so true. grave oversight on my part

superhelldeactivated

If there was so much discourse over continents I CAN'T WAIT for you to find out about the south-up map

superhelldeactivated

This is what the earth looks like btw

superhelldeactivated

Ok stop answering to this post with "up and down don't matter in space" cause north and south are not up and down and their orientation doesn't matter on earth either. This is legit what the earth looks like.

superhelldeactivated

Well somebody has a superiority complex. Go to a shrink or something idk

superhelldeactivated

Just in case you're feeling important, our planet also looks like this:

tinynebula

"there's a very good reason we humans tend to draw north up maps" yeah, colonialism and eurocentrism. anyway south up rules

beemovieerotica

mapposting time post your favorite projections mine is the pierce quincuncial!!!

2glassesofchianti

My favorite map of Earth

elodieunderglass

Oh I feel like I should be able to fold up the pierce quincuncial into a sort of ball

stylo-90

did someone say fold up into a ball

elodieunderglass

Waterman is clearly the best except it needs the origami gold lines

sufficientlylargen

@elodieunderglass You might appreciate Jarke van Wijk's "Unfolding the Earth: Myriahedral Projections" (site, pdf)

elodieunderglass

I really like these, thank you. Although my first comment was tongue-in-cheek, I like origami and seaming and folding. These are very satisfying.

quark-nova-deactivated20260116

None of these come close to the Spilhaus Projection:

somewhere-south-of-neutral

@xkcd-for-that

xkcd-for-that

What's that? You think I don't like the Peters map because I'm uncomfortable with having my cultural assumptions challenged? Are you sure you're not... ::puts on sunglasses:: ...projecting?

justsomeguycore

in honor of barbie movie, i dug my Midge ™ out of my parents’ shed so i could show you all just how she worked if you’ve never witnessed it in action

as you can see, Midge has a magnetic pregnancy belly that contours to her unpregnant body

now inside the pregnancy belly of course is the barbie baby. it comes right out, no vagina to exit through. and if you look closely you can see that her underwear is also painted across the bottom of the belly. there is no mistaking this for a woman with any genitalia. just underwear.

here is the baby within the belly. i don’t think either of these is the correct way a baby should sit in a uterus but do i look like a fucking doctor to you?

the clearly very happy mother and child. and discarded magnetic belly. with underwear band.

fin

justsomeguycore

unrelated but i also found my louis tomlinson doll

justsomeguycore

fuck it. pregnant louis tomlinson

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

valtsv

i love the concept of divorce lawyers. the only things in the world that have the power to undo your marriage are death itself or a special little boy with a law degree.

valtsv

til death or some guy do us part

pocketss

the world is a scary place when you are a small and edible thing

transhuman-priestess

putting on the high vis corset and running in front of cars across a dark country road like a deer

randomitemdrop

Item: Corset of Visibility

enjoloras-deactivated20220821

Okay so Victorian erotica is literally the most heinous, morally bankrupt, horrific shit I've ever read - but I've read a fair bit, partly from historical interest but also because a while back I helped a friend with a university project she was doing about censorship and pornography in 19th century England.

Anyway I need to share with you all the most hilarious line that has ever been written, circa 1887:

prokopetz

I feel like this excerpt is significantly enhanced by knowing that the novel in question is a first-person narrative written from the perspective of an inexplicably sapient flea who lives on Bella's body, and that's why the third priest's penis is described in this way: from the narrator's perspective it literally blots out the sky.