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[shop5]

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

[hazel-basel]

Affini smoking a cig: I was a 0 bloom when your solar system was frist forming haha isnt that weird?

Terran Puppygirl: c-can you p-put that out on me… please…

[girlknots]

with @giveherswords

[roadhogsbigbelly]

i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.

[prettyandharmless]

[0w0tsuki]

Watching a bee documentary and they're saying shit transfems on here would get absolutely horny over

[0w0tsuki]

Hey there sis you wanna focefeed me a pheromone enriched slurry that's going to teach my my role in the hive? I'm only a day old I don't know how to be a bee yet

[simplysnaps]

👉👈 anyone wanna forcefeed me the pheromone enriched slurry that teaches me my role in the hive? 🥺 anyone wanna teach me how to be a bee? 🐝

[starryeyeddeadlydoll]

😳 the first LARP I ever did was one where we were all bees in a hive 🐝

It was led by a lovely transfem woman

Unfortunate lack of forcefeeding pheromone enriched slurries.

But I was Nurse Foxglove. We were dealing with an infection in the hive. So, of course, I had to order other bees to hold down someone that was acting erratically while I tried to "forcefeed" them medicine.

Bee the change you want to see in the world! 😅

[color-of-force]

"i know you're scared, and it's going to hurt very badly, but it's going to happen anyway" while she's gently holding my face and kissing me on the forehead

[mossy-vulpes]

Apparently if you play me like an accordion I make some lovely music

✨️they/them✨️

[pr3ttypunisherr]

you can beg all you want sweetheart. i actually love hearing you beg. the way your voice sounds when you’re this desperate. the way you say please like if you say it enough times something will change. it’s so pretty. it really is. but, you’re going to cum when i decide you cum and not a single second before. keep being good for me. i want you begging harder. i want you squirming. i want you needy. i’ll keep saying not yet and we’ll stay right here in this exact moment together until i’m ready to give it to you. and i promise when i do it’s going to be worth every second of this.

[analytically]

Can astrologers use astrological charts to understand people's character and lives? Our new study put astrologers to the test

Astrology is very popular — both Gallup and YouGov report that about 25% of Americans believe that the position of the stars and planets can

Astrology doesn't seem to work.

[intimate-mirror]

[performativezippers]

Some highlights:

Astrologers helped design the study

No one did better than random chance, even though they only included people in the study who are experienced with astrology and stated that they expect themselves to do better than random chance

They gave every astrologer a set of 50 things about a person and 5 birth charts to choose from. They weren’t even coming up with the chart themselves!

After taking the test, most thought they nailed it. Zero out of 152 did better than 5 out of 12. None nailed it

Astrologers who rated themselves highly experienced (“world class experts”) did the same or worse as those who said they have limited experience. Both performed the same as random chance

This is hilarious

[o-craven-canto]

That's got to be the funniest graph ever published in a paper

[animentality]

[lacedollhouse]

teddies hitching a ride :3

[rubyflume]

[animentality]

[cloverthefloret]

When an Affini wraps you in her vines so tightly she ends up making you a full dress out of Leaves layered intricately so the slight graduation of her leaves makes a pattern on your new “outfit”. Imagine being caressed by the very clothes on your body. A grope or a pet, enjoying nothing more than watching you gasp and squirm as you feel the vines touch your sensitive areas, further emphasizing that you’re not a person anymore, just a toy to be enjoyed and played with.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

MAY YOU NEVER LOSE YOUR HYPERFIXATION

[byjove]

Nothing makes me angrier than the “Minimum wage jobs are intended for teenagers, of course adults can’t live off the wages, they should get real jobs.” bullshit. Not only are you pro child labor but you’re pro underpaying children for their labor? Also, there are so many teenagers out there working to survive and pay rent and support themselves and their families and these jobs are fucking brutal. Pay them what they deserve.