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[bibliotheksbewohnerin]

things that still freak me out: those sinks americans have in their kitchens that you can destroy stuff with

[newusernamepending]

Honestly this post has been on my mind all day. Those weird destructosinks for people with too much money are apparently common in America. And Americans get defensive over them.

Well don’t come crying to me when your wean gets eaten by the fucking kitchen sink.

[lizardsexposed]

hOLY SHIT WHAT IF U TRY AND CLEAN THE PLUG AND TURN IT ON IM SO SCARED

[thirtythreethirtyfive-deactivat]

Okay it took me for-fucking-ever to figure out wtf you guys are talking about are you talking about garbage disposals? Like down the drain??

[lizardsexposed]

with the spinny knives

[cannabisbutch]

No knives, just a dull piece of spinny metal.

[lizardsexposed]

you realise it takes the same amount of force to cut thru a carrot as a finger

[doggirlsnout-deactivated2021062]

i dont know what you do over there but we usually don’t stick our hands in our sink drains

[rosekin]

who’s going around fisting sinks anyway

[grilledcheesesamus]

“don’t come crying to me when your wean gets eaten by the fucking kitchen sink”

is that person saying they fuck kitchen sinks? is that what I just read? they put their dick in the sink’s drain and they fuck it?

[rosekin]

dont sinkshame

[newusernamepending]

Child. Wean means child.

[m-to-the-6th-power]

Okay, so you put your CHILD in a sink and stuff them down the drain? That’s… that’s definitely worse.

[kawaiiorc]

This post is an experiance.

[artielu]

Wait, other developed countries don’t have garbage disposals??? The only time I didn’t have a garbage disposal was in a crappy cheap apartment in college. Scraping food off plates into the trash, then the trash smells… ughhh.

[peaceheather]

I will reblog every garbage disposal post to cross my dash because the culture clash is hilarious

[gastrictank]

i drew this little friend and i dont know what he is but i love him

[nolanthebiggestnerd-deactivated]

[licknuhohoho-deactivated2015121]

that is so unnecessary and violent and rude he did nothing wrong he is standing there smiling and you punch him in his face/stomach he doesn’t even have arms to defend himself this is just cruel and sadistic 

[lozchic3]

Don’t worry, friends. Little guy is ok.

[michaelmamaril-deactivated20171]

he doesnt have arms to drink that tea that is a threat in disguise

[dfsfsdsdfsdffwfwrfwwerer-deacti]

i gave him a little straw so he could drink his tea and a blanket to keep him warm. i hope he feels better.

[nolanthebiggestnerd-deactivated]

goodbye small fucker

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

LEAVE HIM ALONE

[killjillvt]

I’m going to help train our friend, I won’t stand to see him take this abuse any longer

We’re taking it a bit slow because he’s still recovering, but his training is coming along nicely! You can do it, little guy!

[serpyra-archive]

looks like all that training is starting to pay off

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

[xeppeli]

I will resurrect many time with more strangth.

[marcosclopezblog]

Revenge is sweet.

[serperoir]

goodbye small fucker

[iamanelemelon]

I always love these because you get to see so many different art styles but holy fuck guys someone needs to get him a spikey hat or knights armour covered in razor blades

[shortvideosandstuff]

X

[psychara-deactivated20190811]

THIS IS THE BEST COMMERCIAL EVER

[satan-is-salmon-deactivated2017]

I’ve reblogged this so many times because I truly think every parent should involve themselves with what their child enjoys. 

[dance-hall-dyke-deactivated2019]

Not to mention this is an act of solidarity. He’s saying “even if the entire world is against you, I’m on your side.” Which I think is important for a kid to know. He’s refusing to be a bully to his child, even if he doesn’t understand.

[desertcryptid]

I work at Hot Topic and we had a white suburban dad in who was buying matching heavy metal/screamo band shirts for him and his teenage daughter and said “To be honest, I think this stuff sounds like garbage, but she likes it so we listen to it together and we’re going to the concert for Christmas.” And it was just really heartwarming to see him so involved in his child’s life and validating her interests.

[berksome]

a happy couple might’ve gotten married today 

someone might’ve kissed their best friend and realized they are gay today

someone might’ve found out they were officially cancer free today

someone might’ve finally finished their debut novel today 

lots of interesting things might’ve happening today 

we should celebrate 

[can-u-not-my-wayward-son-deacti]

you’re the kind of person everyone needs in their lives

[vanisheddust]

[scully-youwontbelievethis]

god bless gordan ramsey 

[cuddleknight]

Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.

[leaveittotegan-deactivated20181]

because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient. 

[bleh-er]

You know, I am both terrified Of losing this battle And terrified Of fighting it.

On the war against mental illness, r.r.  (via gabi-thompson)

[babebllue-deactivated20160508]

This is a rescued owl named Zeus, he is blind but his eyes hold the universe

[mary-sylph]

HOLY

[ohitsjustgreg-deactivated202206]

This owl has answers

[humourprincess]

whoa

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

THIS OWL KNOWS THINGS

[digitalblasphmy-deactivated2015]

[twerknugget]

i feel so bad and then the end

[alexandranikole]

“Okay”

[beaconpress-blog]

[kissnecks]

THIS OKAY

[ten-and-donna]

You want to get kids out of foster care and into good, loving homes? I’ve got a simple solution to your problem.

[reginaeinferos]

Did you know LGBT couples are more likely to adopt older, children of color and disable children than straight couples? LGBT couples tend to adopt ‘undesired’ children more (basically kids no one else wants.)

[just-a-penis--with-a-dream]

This is so important because I remember being in the system and being so scared that I would never be adopted or loved or whatever and seriously just fucking let them, take the fear out of finding a family

[followerspleasecheckinbox]

Exactly. I reblog this every time I see it. EVERY time.

[wordsnquotes]

You are so brave and quiet I forget you are suffering.

Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms (via wordsnquotes)

[webofgoodnews]

Have some faith in humanity!

[mydemisee]

THE LAST ONE.

[setbabiesonfire]

I reblogged so fast for the last one.

[the-sassy-cosplayer-deactivated]

I’ve seen many cruelties in this world, but those are small in comparison to the kind light shown by many. This makes me cry because it shows there is hope for this world.

[blackkginger]

Be good people do good things

[iamretrokid]

ugh this makes me wanna cryy THIS is how you change the world #love

[sophaking-deactivated20200107]

I’m at school just crying now

[d-diggity]

[skygenders]

Best Tumblr  Responses photoset

[unbornmel]

Don’t give up, everything will be okay.

[buzzfeed]

[wildehope-deactivated20201028]

100 Reasons to Stay Alive~ Just a friendly reminder in case you had forgotten all of the wonderful little things that makes life worth the struggle~

Wrote up this list as an additional page on my blog and will be adding more as time goes on. If you have any suggestions you want to see on this list, feel free to message me. 

Life is worth it.  I love you.

[think4yaself]

[emorenita-deactivated20150420]

why aren’t these being reblogged more often? i rather see these than “keys in hand”

[havocados-deactivated20131105]

Fatality

[gainingconfidencexo-deactivated]

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest? 

[musicalpandas]

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

[mr-spiritual]

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.

Step 2: Duck!

Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.

Step 4: Knee him in the balls.

Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.

Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.

Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.

Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

[trustisforfools-blog]

reblogging again for that^

[mayra-quijotesca-deactivated201]

Reblogging for the steps in the image and the explanation in the comments. I don’t so much like the explanation on the image proper, but I appreciate the thought behind it (here, have a self-defense thing, it could save you) and so I’m passing it on.