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You can only reblog this today.
I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again
why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man
katara: how come when i steal from dangerous thieves i’m an “idiot” who is “putting us all in danger,” but when toph does it it’s “fun” and “cool”???????
sokka: because when toph does it it’s fun and cool
bakugou, after fighting alongside kirishima one (1) time:
if we keep accusing ppl of being the zodiac killer eventually well get it right
maybe the real zodiac killer is the friends we made along the way
As someone who’s living in an area pretty close to the coronavirus outbreak in Italy, let me enlighten you with some of our best memes yet:
Political compass
It’s been a long week
Don’t send me nudes send me pictures of giant crystals that are bigger than they really have any right to be
Here you go
OH MY GOD
I love them??
These are all so beautiful
I want all of these in my house somehow
That’s it, guys, I’m moving to a deadly cave in Mexico
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That is the single most 90s thing I have ever read.
Source:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/2150432.stm
Out of this entire page why is THAT the only thing you underlined.
When @sarah-yyy becomes a judge i feel like this is the kind of judge she’ll be sometimes
#she’s gonna look at the case file and just be like ’….can y'all chill?? do you know how many trees died so i had to read this garbage??’ #‘go get a massage and some ice cream tf. case dismissed’. (via @karetahana)
you get me
hey hey hey you remember ratatouille? that movie was fuckin wild. in the first 20m a woman points a shotgun at the protagonist and tries to shoot him multiple times, brings down the roof of her own house, and subsequently gasses it. then the rat goes to paris and meets the bastard son of a dead chef and almost dies. again. several times. many times! almost gets locked in an oven. and then drowned. then some shit happens and he controls the bastard son by pulling on his hair. also the bastard chef gets drunk at least once. it’s explicit too like the scheming sous chef brings this 18 y/o or whatever into his office and gets him drunk because he wants the kid to admit that he’s a successful chef because of a tiny hair-pulling rat puppeteer who lives in his hat. and all throughout it the rat is grappling with the ethical conflict of whether stealing is right, and how to reconcile the wasted excesses of capitalism with his belief in private property and self-earned worth, especially when he comes from an impoverished background where stealing was necessary. and the underlying motif is how art isn’t an exclusive club, and how making art accessible to everyone is critical to the expansion and success of art itself, and the importance of honesty in relationships. also the human protagonist’s name is linguini
fantasy fiction: *has dragons*
me: 👀
the dragons: *are just giant fire-breathing lizards with no more intelligence than any other animal and are eventually killed by the heroes, who are praised for defeating a great evil*
me, closing the book and throwing it across the room: this sucks. where are the dragon riders you idiot. where's the bond between dragon and human that makes us all yearn for a special connection we can never have. fuck you.
Breakfast party! Also a great excuse for Rayla and Soren to duke it out playing video games :) (it never ends well)
In case any of you were wondering which part of this piece is my fave:
john mulaney apparently met Gavorche’s understudy for Les Miserables’ Broadway tour at a park in Chicago when he was like 7 or 8 and listen i know this is far fetched but i have this weird feeling that that little boy that john mulaney wanted to murder with a baseball bat to get his role was none other than Sam Riegel. i cant prove this but i’m right
I WANT THIS TO BE TRUE SO BADLY THAT I DID SOME RESEARCH
John Mulaney: Born in 1982, so we are talking about 1988-1992, if we broaden the ages a bit
Les Mis had three national touring companies in the US. From Wiki:
“The First National Tour opened at Boston’s Shubert Theatre on 12 December 1987, and continued to play major cities until late 1991.
The Second National Tour (called “The Fantine Company”) opened at Los Angeles’ Shubert Theatre on 1 June 1988. The production played for fourteen months then transferred to San Francisco’s Curran Theatre where it enjoyed a similar run.
The Third National Tour of Les Misérables (called “The Marius Company”) was one of the longest running American touring musical productions. Opening on 28 November 1988, at the Tampa Bay Performing Arts Center in Florida, and closing on 23 July 2006, at the Fox Theatre in St. Louis, Missouri,[58] the tour ran for seventeen years and 7,061 performances. The tour played in 145 cities in 43 states.
Sam’s Broadway page gives us some, but not all, of the necessary information.
Great, because we know the Second National Tour didn’t stop in Chicago already.
From this article, published March 30, 1988:
Sam B. Riegel, an animated, dark-eyed 11-year-old from Arlington, will play alternate for Gavroche. He will share the role with an out-of-town actor in the limited Washington run that opens at the Eisenhower Theater July 5, according to a spokesman for the production.
Tour dates for the first national tour:
It stopped in Chicago March 18-September 2, 1989, as well as March 16-September 29, 1991. I would say we are looking probably at the 1989 tour stop.
The third national tour is where it gets interesting. The opening night credits include:
They don’t do a single performance in Chicago. Therefore we know that the actor who understudied Gavroche, also the kid John Mulaney wanted to kill, was in the First National Tour.
However, we know that only the originating actors are credited, and we still don’t know when Sam switched from the Third to the First National Tour.
There are a few sources that help us, however:
We can gather that Sam and Eden only were with the Third National Tour for 4 months. Eden is credited as the Alternate to Cosette and Eponine in the actual Broadway production, whereas Sam:
DEFINITELY REPLACED THE GAVROCHE ALTERNATE IN THE FIRST NATIONAL TOUR! The only thing to do now is to figure out the timeline. If they in fact only performed with the Third National Tour for 4 months, then they would have been free starting October 1988 at the earliest. At that point, the First National Tour was just starting its performances in Philadelphia, the stop right before Chicago.
I couldn’t find a cast list for the Chicago 1989 performances, so I looked for the surrounding performances of the Forrest Theater in Philadelphia and the Fisher Theater in Detroit. The only thing I can find is that Eden, Sam’s sister, was still with Les Miserables in 1990. However, I can’t find anything about Sam specifically! Please let me know if you can!
tldr: Sam MAY ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN the kid John Mulaney wanted to beat up for being the Gavroche understudy. I especially believe it to be the case because every person wants to beat up Sam upon meeting him.
this is the funniest fucking conspiracy theory of 2019 like where else am I going to get bard nemesis drama that could possibly be a better match up
being gay is just like. damn it tattoos are expensive. damn it piercings are expensive. damn it getting your hair dyed professionally is expensive. damn it combat boots are expensive. damn it therapy is
The child of a Mermaid and a Centaur has a 1 in four chance of being a normal human.
and a 1 in 4 chance of being a seahorse
I’m glad we remember our Punnett squares.
This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever made
The most hilarious part of italians’ reaction to coronavirus/covid19 has been them stockpiling EVERY SINGLE type of pasta except the PENNE LISCE
which Italians couldn’t bring themselves to buy or eat even during a mass psychosis
The moment italians start buying penne lisce will be the moment we know our society has truly collapsed
Listen, if I'm gonna die, my last meal is NOT gonna be fucking penne lisce.
Someone explain please! I want to knowwww
Penne lische is smooth and doesn’t hold sauce the way penne rigate does
The grooves make more sauce adhere to it