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OP: After I customized my car with this wrap, it got hit four times in 24 hours because it's pink.

Cnetizens: This is basically a full-on social experiment.

OP also posted photos from the scene. He was waiting for the police to show up.

Cnetizens:

they really don't respect the time of disabled people. your application can take up to 12 weeks. the specialist waitlist is 3 years. your assessment will be any time within the next 6 months. let us know if you cannot attend this appointment you waited 7 weeks for and we'll reschedule next year. we've decided to assess you at this time and day and you have to be available or any support you dared to apply for is not going to happen. and in between these long bouts of waiting you have to survive the everyday

distractionsfromthefood

nickl-art

this is my favorite custom discord emoji I've ever made. perfect for after a long day at the long day factory.

ill-serve-it-in-draag

OKAY thanks to dana/days_fade on instagram I have all of the new rules I *think*

translations by me

sniperct

tumblr waiting for news on mitch mcconnell (image source)

butchfagminotaur

top 10 headlines of all time tbh

nartothelar

commission for @scribesynnox: that part of the battle of the labyrinth where percy crashed his own funeral

bonus of the aftermath scene:

ooppo

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

youremysunshine8

My heart was heavier than the feather; I am sentenced to Rainforest Cafe

c3rvida3

*goes to egg your house but I find out you're vegan so I ¼ cup of unsweetened applesauce your house instead*

ruinedhands

Okay I hear you, but that's not going to work. As always, when you're thinking of vegan egg substitutes, it's important to think about the purpose of the egg in your recipe.

Eggs are used in this recipe because they smell gross and don't come off easily (due to their tendency to harden/cook in the sun). This is not a situation for applesauce, which will come off in a light rain.

While unconventional, the substitute you're looking for here is sourdough starter. It's goopy, it'll smell atrocious in the hot sun, and it'll harden onto the walls like cement. If you try to get it off with water, you'll end up with a sticky dough.

Just make sure to respectfully ask your target if they have a gluten allergy before doing this - wouldn't want to trade one evil for another.

valentineish

This has beautiful synergy with "let me get this bitch's pronouns before I curse them out" in the game of hate

amazoogle

some bozo with the username laundryguy47 keeps jumping in to all my Halo matches and ruining them. what he does is he turns them into some kinda laundry RP. ok, listen, what i mean is, when he joins the game he gets on mic and tells everyone to go to a certain spot on the map and pretend like its a coin operated laundromat and we're all doing laundry there. and they just do it. everybody stops killing eachother like you're supposed to in the game and they go pretend to do laundry for the whole match. nobody even questions it, they all just do it like thats normal. but that's not normal. its sickening and it cant be allowed to continue

amazoogle

some of the sessions have been kinda fun though i gotta say. there's actually quite a bit more depth to pretend laundry than you might think. lately ive been experimenting with pretending to use fabric softener

dogpuppy

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

moisterpeggingchampion

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

dogpuppy

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

dajo42

its so funny when you ask somebody if their "work" is AI generated and they say "all of it has a human touch. none of our work doesnt have human guidance. human creativity was crucial throughout" and its like okay so yeah it is all AI slop then gotcha

dajo42

oh in case it isnt super clear from these examples or i didnt convey what i was saying correctly, basically phrases like this are almost guaranteed to be attempts to dodge the question. if it didnt have any AI in it theyd just say no, yknow? people talking like this are trying to avoid confirming they used AI because they know there will be backlash against them for doing so, so they try to conceal it by talking in circles about the humans writing the AI prompts. like is it AI? haha humans were there the whole time. yeah but did they use AI? well humans were there. I KNOW. DID THEY USE AI? they used many tools, including human creativity!

gh0stienj0yer

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

gh0stienj0yer