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are you guys gonna wrap it up with the dog motif anytime soon
literally man's best friend but whatever. i guess you do sexual roleplay as some kind of tender-leaved houseplant?
you know full well that my sexual roleplays are geological in nature
Why do so many Japanese urban legends seem to involve a dialogue tree that you need to follow very carefully?
It's just the interactive element that seems characteristic. Like I hear a claim that, at some point, "everyone dreams of a village littered with blue corpses, and if they trip and fall then they will die in their sleep and become one of them" and ai just immediately know before I even check that, yes, this urban legend originated in Japan.
"Am I pretty?"
"I don't know, you're wearing a mask."
"How about now?"
"...I'd say you're a definite four--" (*remembers that four is bad luck in East Asia because it sounds like death*) "FIVE! I meant five! Definitely meant five!"
According to Wikipedia, that could actually work according to some versions of the legend
"You're kinda mid, tbh" or "I don't have time for questions" are both valid responses
Maybe chuck some Werther's Originals at her for safe measure
still thinking about that time i was at the airport and the spinny machine tagged my cock with a hitbox & i walked right up to the tsa guy with drunk conviction and before he could say anything i was like "ready to touch my penis boy?" and he got so defensive and scared but either way he still had to get down on his knees in front of me to— oh god and the nervous gulp he exhibited
he was HORNY
he was not, i was sexually harassing him bad
does anybody remember free the nipple. i wish i wasnt a stupid ten year old when that was a thing because i didnt know how good that movement really was. can we bring that back? the idea that womens bodies arent inherently sexual? all womens bodies? can women be braless or topless without it being a big fucking deal? please?
edit: kind of ironic i didn't think about it considering i'm transmasc myself but free the nipple applies to nonwomen with boobs too
double edit: stop tagging this as "#free the nip nops". they're nipples. nipples on boobs. be mature about this
becca king who has an active sex life and a boyfriend and wants to be independent and not infantilized and known first and foremost as 'becca' and not 'mel's sister'...............mel king who has structured her entire life around becca's needs and care and being 'becca's sister', even moving to pittsburgh specifically because becca got into an independent living center there, now not knowing what to do or who she is if becca is keeping secrets from her and no longer needs her..............pitt writers you are cooking with gas
funniest thing about the thing (1982) is that the titular thing is both a master manipulator who can perfectly replicate anyone but also a big bundle of nerves who flips out and starts screaming and turning into 5000 meat parts at once the INSTANT it’s found out
like at one point the thing replicates a guy who has a heart condition, promptly has a heart attack, and then gets so freaked out by the defibrillator it starts biting people
the thing is a master actor who is absolutely awful at improv and the show keeps going wrong
and not to sound like a conspiracy theorist but another reason I hate the return of 2000’s th*nspo shit is bc starving does make women frail and has longer term consequences like early osteoporosis, brittle bones/teeth, insomnia, ect. Your muscles will start eating themselves. It also makes you extremely emotional and severely lowers your capacity for critical thinking not bc you’re a girl but because your brain isn’t getting any fucking nutrients so idk I just feel like its very convenient that every time there’s an uptick in fascist rhetoric and women’s rights are being stripped suddenly it’s peak fashion for women to be starving, weak, and exhausted
three things can be true:
Langdon's behaviour towards Santos in s1 was inexcusable, and he owes her an apology which she is not obligated to accept
Santos needs to be able to conduct herself professionally when working alongside him in front of patients regardless
Garcia was out of line for the manner in which she reprimanded Santos publicly, though she was right to draw a line in the sand
overheard a customer say "i'm ready for a divorce at this point" when I was bored at work and my eyes lit up like I won the lottery
I don't like some people's tone abt mel... she doesn't have a life bc she's a glass child and becca and her were orphans at 20 and she is becca's primary caregiver so much of her time and energy goes to becca because becca requires significant support not bc mel is too clingy or something. sure she needs to come to terms with some aspects of becca's adulthood/independence but let's not act like mel can just get up and decide to get a life unless someone takes something off her plate. mel's lived the life she has bc she has so many responsibilities not bc she has some self-pity complex
When Temu Langdon asked Mel what she liked to do her answer wasn’t she used to like soccer, art, ballet, whatever until her mom died and now she takes care of her sister. Mel struggled to think of her own pleasure at all! I’d guess Mel was PARENTIFIED her whole life w/her parents & other adults using Mel’s intelligence & kindness as excuses to ask her to suppress her desires/needs to help the adults meet Becca’s needs. There was no way w/how Mel acts there was ever fighting over toys, no demanding attn, no pouting she didn’t get to do what she wanted…most likely Mel as a CHILD herself cared for Becca. Mel likely listened to her parents talk about THEIR feelings & worries making sure Becca was well/safe/happy which made Mel internalize responsibility for this bc she loved her parents & sister & would want to help them. Do I think Mel’s parents gave Mel separate time so Mel knew her feelings & needs were equally important? Nope. I think being “helpful,” & “mature” got praised as “being good” which trained Mel to think caretaking her sister was HER job instead of just being a kid who should get to depend on her parents taking care of her. This lack of childhood is extremely traumatic & affects parentified kids thru adulthood. If Mel is parentified she is not going to be jealous her sister has a bf. Mel wouldn’t have that sibling rivalry like a normal kid. She’d more likely worry she hasn’t done a good job taking care of Becca bc parentified kids think that’s THEIR family duty.
#let mel yell! THE PITT 2.11, "5:00 P.M."
I think it would be really fucking funny to write a piece of fiction set entirely in real life but using lazy fantasy worldbuilding talk. I gather coin* for the road west** - I will need it to enter the Capital.***
* two quarters and two dimes
** Interstate 64
*** Richmond, Virginia
I must traverse the treacherous way north* to visit my lover at their place of learning. This city is a crossroads, positioned near the boundary point of a dark land we try not to visit.** It is an ancient place, riddled with the memory of the War.***
* Interstate 95
** Northern Virginia
*** American Civil
The road north is blocked by enemy forces.* I fear we will be overpowered if we continue,** and never reach our destination.*** Let us abandon the road and take the ancient mountain pass.**** We will mind the cruel structures of bygone years***** as you go.
* northern virginians
** get vehicular manslaughtered by a tesla driver just outside the mixing bowl
*** west maryland
**** cut through loudon county
***** mcmansions
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If I have to watch a bunch of liberals start writing hagiographies about how the fucking dick-grabbing wallet-stealing skycops at TSA are such brave heroes who deserve our love, I'm becoming the Riddler. Not even the Joker. Y'all wouldn't rate that.
If it were possible to isolate these events from their wider geopolitical context, I would say it's really, really, really funny that TSA agents aren't getting paid. I would say that I hope none of them ever get paid again, anywhere.
There’s a branch of the Medicis that moved to Ireland and now are running a successful chain of fried chicken restaurants which is a very different vinbe from when they were like buying popes and stuff
The current heir to the main branch of the Hapsburg family is an endurance race car driver
#if he got rid of some middle names i bet he would be more aerodynamic and better at racing via @/honeyseller
Correction: it's not the Medicis who run the Dublin fried chicken shops, but the direct decendants of the enemies of the Medici; the Borgias. The chain is called Borza and is better known for fish and chips. They moved to Ireland in the early 20th century. They are also said to have introduced the deep fried Mars bar from Scotland to Ireland.
The Borgias, among the most feared and reviled families in European history, running a fish 'n chips shop with deep fried Mars bars is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. It's like something from a D&D campaign where they decided to completely change genres.
These disgusting racists have always been among us. Trump gave them permission to be cowardly about it.
it is also good to remember these are the same ppl who wouldn't hesitate to turn in a person of colour for "acting weird" or "being in the wrong neighborhood" or even just existing in a space they supposedly think they shouldn't be in.
the mechanisms of white supremacy are such that the state relies and depends on its "good, nice people" to enforce ostracization and outing, propping up the surveillance state thru its unpaid, but not necessarily unrewarded, agents.
the "rewards" of white supremacy are safety, security, peace and order. social standing and currency... so long as you're not one of the undesirables and fall in line, of course.
if you betray this agreement, perhaps by having a conscience or even a backbone or principles of any kind, well....
we know who will snitch on you then.
"El Tango de Roxanne" from the movie Moulin Rouge! (2001) is exactly what it sounds like to be 14 and you find out your best friend has other friends
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pjack punched my dog in the head and it died
Any last words before i berry its dead ass underground
