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Victoria. 25. ISFJ. This blog is a random mess of everything so good luck.

[officialunitedstates]

things I know about brazil:

jungle

jesus statue

[forfuckssakejim]

The Jesus is statue is in Rio, you uneducated swine 

[officialunitedstates]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[gncgalactus]

how are you a fan of the comic about countries sucking each other off and fail geography this bad

[bitemeilovewaffles]

[lesbianshepard]

everyone shut the fuck up about literally anything else because today is a national holiday

[ferallindsay]

a decade babey

[snyggvur]

She just shared this on IG 😭💕

[blackcvrrant-deactivated2023060]

SOMETIME IN THE LAST WEEK MY SCHOOL PUT UP A LARGE BANNER DEDICATED TO THE :-) EMOTICON

[blackcvrrant-deactivated2023060]

[id: a banner with a huge image of the :-) (smiley face with nose) emoticon captioned “smiley / first emoted here / 19 september 1982 / computer science department / www.cs.cmu.edu/smiley / carnegie mellon.” end id]

happy birthday :-) face

[blackcvrrant-deactivated2023060]

it’s that time of the year again everyone say happy 40th birthday :-)

[weaver-z]

This is apparently what was contained in the original message that invented the :-) and I'm obsessed with Fahlman's diction here

[dankmemeuniversity]

[feministism]

[wool-feathers]

@nunyo-bizznez with the truest tags I've ever seen

[funnytwittertweets]

[cardinalmecha-deactivated202411]

Turns out we were feathered bipeds all along..

[myothertardisisonthemun]

Diogenes, spinning in his grave

[livedinthecastle]

hello and welcome to “is this word tumblr approved?” a post where i take it upon myself to find out if a word is still approved

[livedinthecastle]

NUT

status: approved

[livedinthecastle]

BALLSACK

status: approved

[livedinthecastle]

MILKERS

status: approved

[livedinthecastle]

MILF

status: banned

[livedinthecastle]

MILFY

status: approved

[mymp3player-moved]

[mechandra]

hello! hello! hello! hello!

[readyfreddiebear]

My sister airdropped this to me

[garfinkelstingle]

nothing will ever be as beautiful to me as an entire theater full of teenagers and grown ass adults shrieking their asses off when andrew garfield appeared on the screen during no way home and then the same theater full of teenagers and grown ass adults shrieking their asses off AGAIN once tobey maguire appeared as if that wasn’t the logical conclusion to andrew’s appearance

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

important!!!

[beautofwomen]

This was explained in a wonderful way

[alessandromancodogphotograp-blog]

[sexhaver]

two sick horses evaluating an orb

[6qubed]

“it floats”

“don’t like that”

[computationalcalculator]

the ORIGINAL orb ponderers 😤 respect your history

[tallymali]

remember go nuts show nuts whatever

[tallymali]

this wasnt a suggestion im talking abt tumblrs old nsfw policy

[rogha]

tumblr comedy I haven’t seen in a while and I kind of miss: when someone says like ‘smoothies are great’ and then someone else says ‘juices are great too!’ and the first person says ‘make your own post’ and then the second person says ‘okay’ and then you scroll down and theres a second post.

[ishouldreallygetofftheinternet]

I also love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven't seen that in a while

[rogha]

make your own post

[el-joselito]

[jimxugle]

[smithsonian-official]

i ADORE the anomitinity of tumblr. when i post stupid ass shit from my mush brain on like snapchat or whatever i gotta deal with messages like “are you okay?” and “what does this even mean”. here i can just post 30 pictures of dinosaurs in a row and my followers will be like YEEEEEAAAA BABBY

[smithsonian-official]

the other day i posted something on snapchat saying “if we gave monkeys guns i think deforestation would end” and someone sent me a link to an online therapy site i hate it here

[persephinae]