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HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

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the first post ever on tumblr

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I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

kpopdotexe-blog

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

teenyweenynotepad

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

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I FOUND IT ✊

addcolortomysky

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

blairisbae

Who first posted this?

ratbastarddotfuck

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

amberdamnn

Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨

zeud

Welcome to the graveyard. Everyone who touches this post deactivates

argodeon

If I deactivate after reblogging this post, I want everyone to know that I died with honor

stinkbuglifespan

This is so beautiful

stinkbuglifespan

I’m reblogging again so I can remember

she’s only your girl because she hasn’t heard my jennifer coolige impression yet

tw: abu$e mention

guys does anyone know the name of that true crime case where this blind woman has two kids with this guy, and their youngest daughter is disabled so the father keeps her in a room for like the first 13 years of her life and would abuse her and stuff i can’t find it i’ve been looking everywhere

#true crime #crime/legal action #crime #tw abuse #parental abuse #parental neglect

ok i know i’m not crazy but it’s 2 am and i remembered these little things my sister used to get me when i was little, they were from the laundromat she went to and she got them out of like the gum all machine thing and one day they removed the machine (i was distraught) but now that i am older i don’t know where these little pencil topper things are so i NEED to know if anyone knows what they are please

there was a yellow cat and a blue one that looked just like this but in blue and they were PENCIL TOPPERS LIKE

Also they were small, like the size of a marble, there was also a bunny and some others i had like 7 of them

ALSO ALSO none of them were normal they always had like wings or horns or smthn

#pencil #penciltopper #send help #cat #please help #help plz #bunny #2am rambles #i am distraught #laundromat

your honor, in my clients defense, they were simply having floppy thoughts.

ur in their DMs, i’m poisoning their drink.

#buzzfeed unsolved #tw poison #hannibal

adultlikers

porksweats

e me a mail

fortooate

make the attachment a pic of a snail

stinkbuglifespan

mr email

do you ever look for posts from one of ur fav fandoms and then realize how small the community is bc u can find anything

and then it’s like

Fine…i’ll do it myself.

#the hollow adam #campcamp #the hollow netflix #camp cambell #fandom

my mom walking into the room with bubble wrap: look! poppy stuff.

me, sitting on the couch: hand it

my mom: *hands me two long sheets of bubble wrap* theres a lot...

that's it, that's the whole conversation

#bubbles #bubblewrap #thanks mom #i appreciate this #very much so

your honor, in my defense I have crackhead energy

#hannibal

toadfemme

New meme show ur pets & their namesake

stinkbuglifespan

(she had a bone in her mouf)

who she's named after^

massage chair just massaging: () /"*) (") *("$) $(

me, uncomfortable: what kind of shitty massage chair is this?

massage chair: *grows legs and proceeds to throw me into a white van, kidnapping me, and throwing me a water bottle while driving away.*

me: well throwing me a water bottle was very CHAIR-itable of you

massage chair: *pulls out gun*

thinking abt rewatching my little pony bc I should

I was playing fortnite with this kid and his little brother was like "how much do I gotta pay u to suck my dick" BITCH NOT FOR SALE PLS LEAVE ME ALONE and he WOULDN'T STOP and he kept flirting with me and I was like yo I have a gf and he just didn't care

I don't exist btw.