fuck yes steve rogers

just a kid from brooklyn. ~icon from @glxssy-hxney~

[just-shower-thoughts]

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

[advanced-procrastination]

Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed

[maybe-its-jake]

Today’s your lucky day

[dinsintegration]

[numbtotherhythm]

in my notifications

[thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis]

[neechees]

[strangerfandomfiascos]

[airportrunwaymodel]

[c4ps3p]

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

high comedy

[feministism]

[kiwianaroha]

She took up acting because the malnutrition she suffered under the nazis permanently damaged her health and prevented her from pursuing her dream to be a ballerina. During the war, she danced to raise money for the resistance - even though she was literally starving, she used what strength she had to make sure more nazis got shot. 

[neveria]

She and her mom also denounced their royal heritage because of the Nazis in their family

[antiracistfeministanarchy]

Also Audrey was a humanitarian until her death, though ill with cancer, she continued her work for UNICEF, travelling to Somalia, Kenya, the United Kingdom, Switzerland, France and the United States.

[abbeydoesthings]

These are things I literally never would have known about. I’m tired of women being painted as just being pretty.

[belleandwhistle]

I’M SO HAPPY TO SEE HER AT AN OLDER AGE I SWEAR!

[kittiesatemypronouns]

Here’s another nice one.

[witchaj]

For the longest time I assumed she had died really young because I never saw any pictures of her at an older age. She was an amazing woman.

[vacuously-true]

Hey bro would you do me a platonic solid

[galois-groupie]

Sorry, best I can do is a great icosahedron.

[vacuously-true]

Bro. That's. That's a platonic solid, bro.

[ghastmaskzombie]

does this look platonic to you?

[vacuously-true]

Nah, that shape fucks.

[theinfiknight]

Find me any other website with interactions like these

[jamaiskookie]

it’s a little hectic here at the minnie headquarters one department is attempting to manage @s0seo ‘s thirst and the other half is trying to decide which fic to write… the one i’m supposed to write…. and the WIP i really want to finish.

+ pls be patient with me, and please, please stop crowding my inbox with annoying questions! i don’t mean to be rude, but i’m not going to answer your please have ___ be up by friday!!  why isn’t this update here :-(((  

i’d very much you rather come to my blog to talk about my writing!! scream about my characters!! if you wanna know about updates there are more respectful ways to go about it like i can’t wait for the next part! or take your time with the update, we’re really looking forward to it!

it’s basic respect to the tumblr writers who write for free

thank you, i love you all <3

[stonyiscanon]

this!!! Tumblr writers work really hard, and most of the time, completely for free??!?!! it’s bullshit, stop pressuring your favourite authors and just enjoy the writing they give you.

[memeuplift]

[tonystarkstan]

GEORGIA VOTERS, LISTEN TO ME.

Over 1,500 ballots in GA have been rejected and we are SO CLOSE to turning the state blue—every vote counts. If you did a mail-in or absentee ballot, go check that it was counted. If it’s been rejected, you can call the GA Voter Protection Hotline at 1-888-730-5816.

Right now, every single vote counts. Check on your ballot and make sure it was accepted.

[jaylor]

i want georgia to flip so bad

[jaylor]

sooo close yet so far

PLEASE CHECK YOUR BALLOT IF YOU ARE FROM GEORGIA

IF IT’S REJECTED, SUBMIT FORM ONLINE TO FIX IT

[memeuplift]

[jamaiskookie]

SPOOKTOBER 2020 MASTERLIST  🎃👻  08.24 - 08.31

happy spooky season my ghoulfriends!! this masterlist will be updated when each drabble goes up on the blog, so watch out for that 👀 a separate drabble for each of the bangtan members will be coming out each day on the week of halloween. happy trick or treating my loves! 

masterlist. add yourself to my taglist!! or send me an ask!

special thanks to @bishuthot​ all you did was tell me you’d read a spooktober but that motivated me to write 8 drabbles hehe thank you love <3

day 01 - october 24 👾

kim seokjin - reese-with-her-spoon 

In hindsight, attempting to get back at the biggest prankster you know during halloween was probably not your most stellar idea. 

day 02 - october 25 🗡

min yoongi - darling, dearest, dead. 

a professional assassin makes a better living than you would think. you’ve always completed your assignments efficiently and successfully. well, until a familiar name shows up on your list of victims, that is. 

day 03 - october 26  😈

jung hoseok - knock knock. who’s there?

your new apartment is everything you’ve ever wanted! nice view, convenient location, with a full kitchen island…  but something seems a little strange about your neighbour.

day 04 - october 27  👻

kim namjoon - UNSOLVED: the ghoul goons 

on this episode of unsolved: ghoul goons, namjoon and y/n tackle their spookiest case ever: the haunted house of the lizzie borden murders.

day 05 - october 28 🔒

park jimin - darling i’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream

he dreams of having you each night, while you are naively oblivious to his adoration. but you won’t be kept in the dark for much longer, for what jimin wants, he always gets. it’s just so unfortunate that he’s set his sights on you. 

day 06 - october 29 🐕

kim taehyung - fetch

amongst all the things you thought you’d be doing during halloween this year, helping your boyfriend dress his dog up as regina george most certainly did not make the list. 

day 07 - october 30 🐰

jeon jungkook - kookie’s cookies

↳ part of the ilymtics universe

fuck i got stuck in my bunny costume and i can’t get out ! AU 

day 08 - october 31 🎃

ot7 - halloween heist: bangtan time!

“it’s heist time, baby!“ detective jeon jungkook is not nicknamed ‘golden maknae’ for no reason. he’s good at everything, except pleasing his superiors, something his colleagues find to be a piece of cake. which is why he jumps on the opportunity to finally prove himself in something he knows he’ll excel in: a halloween heist. 

→ a brooklyn 99 inspired AU

©️ copyright 2020 @jamaiskookie​ I do not allow reproduction or translations of my work on any platforms.

tagging some friends <3

@extremeobsessions101​ @stonyiscanon​ @s0seo​ @bangtan-ology​

[stonyiscanon]

BRINGING THIS BACK BECAUSE SPOOKTOBER OFFICIALLY BEGINS TOMORROW!!! TOMORROW!!!!!~!! PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR PRANKSTER!JIN

[foureyedfreezy]

If you like Chris Pratt and want to defend him, that’s your decision. But friendly reminder:

Brie Larson was boycotted, had her movie Captain Marvel review-bombed, had thousands of hate Youtube videos made about her, had death and rape threats, and been compared to Hilter, for almost 2 years for her opinions of diversity.

Natalie Portman was blamed for Thor 2 flopping and attacked for playing the next Thor in Love and Thunder. 

Elizabeth Olsen was bullied out of Instagram for not speaking about Chadwick Boseman’s death soon enough. 

Don Cheadle is hated for his liberal opinions. And he, Idris Elba, Zendaya Coleman, Tessa Thompson, Anthony Mackie and the cast of Black Panther had racist hate for playing black superheroes.

Comcisgaters and “anti-woke” people rioted against the idea of an Ironheart Disney Plus show to a point they made a rumor that black people harassed Lexi Rabe believing she would be MCU’s Ironheart when it was really about white people bothering her for signing autographs. And plan to attack whatever child actor who will play Riri Williams.

John Boyega, though not Marvel, has been getting death threats for playing the first black lead in Star Wars and accused of getting in between the Reylo ship, accused of being sexist by white women for making a sex joke about Rey, and called out for Disney’s racism.

Chris Pratt getting defended over a Twitter joke but the people I’ve listed above didn’t get as much of the help from big white male stars when they were harassed for real.   

[system-lgbt]

Anon Hate IS Illegal.

Guys, I’m not kidding.

Suicide-baiting, cyberharassmemt, cyberstalking, death/rape threats, and hate speech are illegal in all 50 states as well as Australia and the UK.

Please click on any state to learn exactly what the bullying and/or cyberbullying law(s) cover.

There is no legal definition of cyberbullying within UK law. However there are a number of existing laws that can be applied to cases of cyb

cyber-bullying.jpg Cyber-bullying or stalking occurs when someone engages in offensive, menacing or harassing behaviour through the use

Some places include school suspension or expels. Some even include jail time for multiple years.

And yes, they can find someone by username or IP alone.

Also, yes. There are methods of catching someone’s IP. Even under a VPN.

How To Bait and Catch The Anonymous Person Harassing You On The Internet

Leo Traynor, an Internet user in Ireland, had a problem. More specifically, he had a troll, a very nasty troll.

So.

Next time you get hit with anon hate?

Casually remind them you can very easily take this to the next level. And they can earn jail time while you lay back in your chair, having saved yourself and everyone else from a violent criminal.

Your online actions have real life consequences.

Make sure they learn that.

(Just in case there’s a “the police wouldn’t do that” - Yes. They absolutely would.

Pre-teens arrested for cyberbullying before girl's suicide

Two 12-year-olds in Florida were arrested for cyberbullying in connection with the death of a middle-school student who police say hanged he

Man arrested for cyber bullying Kerala student

The Kerala police on July 28 took into custody the man alleged to have been the key tormentor of Hanan Hamid, the 19-year-old Kerala student

Onslow County man accused of cyberbullying

An Onslow County man was arrested Monday after officials conducted an investigation into a cyberbullying case.

Or a “I can handle it.” No. That person will continue to harass others as well. And one of them may not be as strong as you. So do it for them and everyone else.

Or a “It’s not that severe.” Yes. It is. People have died because of this. It really is that severe.)

Take action. And make sure the lives of these bullies are truly wrecked.

[system-lgbt]

You guys better fucking reblog this.

Don’t just like it, reblog it. So people know.

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[blackcatgodess]

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

[anayely420]

🙏🏼

[sonsfantasies]

Worth a try lol

[theblizzardsix]

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

[pantspooplover]

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

[itaachiyama-moved]

Okii then!

[blastlight]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

[cuappatea-deactivated20200216]

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

[dukemz]

It’s burning, as is everything I’ve hoped for whenever I’ve reblogged a post like this

[gone-dw-abt-it-deactivated20260]

I just kinda wanna watch something burn?

[dukemz]

Mood

[rip-paramour]

You guys didn’t listen when I said Bagels hold an ancient and wonderous power.

[teathattast]

Bagel time

[castielismyhusband2266]

I need this

[dwintu]

do it

[robinswraith]

I’m at an all time low I need this

[magnus-chase-rights]

ok sure

[stonyiscanon]

BAGEL BABY WORK YOUR MAGIC ✨

[catchymemes]

[a-cat-in-a-funky-hat]

I work in a kitchen. We are always told to not just stand around, that’s rule number one. Even if something’s on the stove, usually you can do something else while you wait for it.

EXCEPT

If it’s milk. “You stand right there and watch over it, do NOT leave.”

What’s even better is if you’re forced to leave because you need something from the fridge or something. So you dash into the back and get it and if someone wants to ask you something you just go “MILK! ON THE STOVE!” and everyone jumps out of your way and goes “oh shit, run!!!”

It’s the funniest thing I’ve ever encountered at work

[justlookatthosesausages]

In French we literally have an old saying, “I have milk on the fire” to say “I’m very busy at the moment” 

[61below]

[meowth]

[foolishfools-deactivated2024062]

#that little bat has no clue that it is embodying halloween right now #because it does not understand what holidays are #it does however #understand what pumpkins are #as it can eat those #it cannot eat halloween #bats

I needed your tags I’m sorry.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Me as a bat

“I MUST CONSUME THE HALLOWEEN ENERGY”

[vigilantsycamore]

The Halloweenergy

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

PUMPKIN POWER :D

[mischiefseven]

@curriebelle Seasonally Appropriate

[a-z-archive-deactivated20181221]

Just a reminder that I’m an Adult™ and if that makes you feel uncomfortable feel free to:

unfollow me

ask me to unfollow you

block me

I won’t get mad or anything. It’s important to make sure you feel comfortable and secure.

[optional]

You’re the best of all of us, Miles. You’re on your way. Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)