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we don't need a nsfw tag anymore cause theres no work
Petition to just tag things NOT SAFE
You better watch out. You better watch out! YoU BeTer WaTcH OuT!!!!!!
I need a boy that is this extra
Just a normal day with villain waifu Deku and the gang. Yes, this is a jojo meme redraw
what’s the point of even owning a cat if you do not kiss them on their little kitty head at every available opportunity?
Okay but to expound on my deaf!Harry post…
- Dumbledore contacts Lupin before Harry attends Hogwarts and has him learn sign language and hires him as an interpreter for Harry during classes
- Snape: “are you listening to me potter?”
Harry, speaking to the best of his ability: “to be fair I can’t listen to anyone, however I was, in fact, paying attention”
-Hermione tirelessly helping Harry with speech and pronunciation so he can get spells right
-Ron aggressively trying to learn sign language to communicate with Harry and he’s so embarrassed he can’t get the hang of it at first but Harry thinks it’s the nicest thing anyone has ever done for him because what are friends??
-Draco, mouthing: “I hate you”
Harry, misreading hate as date: “If you wanted a date you should have said something sooner.”
-Harry signing rude things at Umbridge.
Umbridge: “What did he say!?”
Lupin: “he said you’re charming.”
-The entire Weasley family learning basic sign language for whenever Harry is with them, making him feel more at home since the Dursley’s never made a decent effort with it.
- McGonagall aware of Harry’s condition from observation at the Dursley’s prepared and learned sign language and signs when she can during her class, allowing Lupin the occasional break.
McGonagall: “You’re not sneaky Mr. Weasley; I very well know what you just signed.”
- Voldemort monologuing in sign language
Harry: “I’m sorry I don’t understand, I’m blind.”
Voldemort: “??????”
God Voldemort learning sign language just so he can monologue to his nemesis is honestly something he’s actually Edgy and Ridiculous enough to do
Voldemort, signing: “Harry Potter-”
Harry: *closes his eyes*
Voldemort: “Wha- no. Wormtail. Wormtail, make him open his eyes.”
Not only is this some amazing disability headcanon, but I also really really love the fact that this AU has Harry and Lupin bonding earlier than in canon.
Other things I love about this:
Lupin, who for his entire adult life up until that point has never had job security, is hired for a guaranteed seven year job. One where room and board are included for most of the year, so his wages can all be saved for summer expenses.
Lupin gets seven years of Wolfsbane potion, not just one
Umbridge has to put up not only with Harry in her classroom, but a ‘half-breed’ as well
Half of Snape’s bullying of Harry can’t happen because an adult who not only has a personal history with Harry’s parents but is also literally paid specifically to accommodate Harry’s best interests is right there to shut that shit down
The image of little Voldemort in GOF (pre-graveyard) sitting peering at muggle sign language books he forced Wormtail to fetch him and peevishly complaining that muggles not having moving pictures in this sort of book just proved they should be eliminated
In the movie venom during the first human trials of the symbiote, the research team is happy that the patients “vitals are holding steady”. This is a reference to the production team not consulting a single medical professional to find out what good vital signs look like.
Ah yes, a pulse of 136 And an oxygen saturation of 81%
The ideal levels
Yes nothing to be concerned about there
Perfectly normal
They said they were holding steady, not that they were holding healthy.
“Patient’s vitals are steady.” “Doctor… They’re dead.” “And maintaining that state quite well.”
the switch from ‘a girl worth fighting for’ to coming upon the decimated village in mulan is THE MOST kick-in-the-teeth mood change IN ALL OF CINEMA
That scene shift did more for our generation’s understanding of the horror of war in ten seconds than Game of Thrones did in eight seasons, and it did it without showing us a single dead body.
Remember when they subtly but clearly told us a little girl had been murdered?
It’s almost like you actually don’t need to depict graphic murder, rape, and torture to elicit a serious and emotional response from your audience.
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I love characters that are completely harmless until they finally unleash their power and then they’re TERRIFYING
or, even better: totally harmless but occasionally the other characters catch glimpses of what’s underneath and you just know
#same energy [Iron Man 3 // Venom]
I was baking a strawberry shortcake for my mom when I realized that I forgot the baking powder. I began to panic so I pulled the cakes out of the oven; they were already completely baked but they rose just fine without the baking powder? I was staring at them in confusion, trying to remember if I accidentally put yeast in the batter, when I felt a shadow loom over me. I looked over my shoulder only to find Luigi. Luigi tenderly took my hands and told me, “You need not worry, for I will accompany you in any and all of your baking endeavors.” I have never felt more loved in my life. I cried.
I thought this was the mother of all shitposts and then I saw the url
Remember when the TV would fizzle when you touched it man I haven’t thought about that in years
the wackest trope in tv and film is when a protagonist is offered blood powers or smth and theyre like ‘oohh no im a good person i refuse to be satan’s bride’ like step your shit up take the powers & do smth sexy like erase all student debt curse lawmakers that angle for the mass incarceration of black and brown people end human trafficking n if balthazarius needs a blood sacrifice or whatever well pedophiles exist like u can literally save the world it’s simple math
me in my new miu miu knit dress with the full authority of my Dark Beloved:
uterus culture is forgetting all the weird symptoms that come along with your period every month and wondering why you’re feeling some kind of way until you Realize