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His eyes. His smile… Him! (Via)
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I love that so many people in the background are just grinning when Uncle Metzen is like, “So, hey...y’wanna bring Thrall back?”
TL;DR on the latest round of Wikileaks:
Literally nothing you do is safe from the CIA. There are numerous full-on spyware suites developed by them, mostly for iOS and Windows, but also targeting Android, Linux, OS X, and Solaris. Apps thought to be secure (Telegram with encryption enabled, WhatsApp, Signal) were compromised as well, as were a host of other devices (ie smart TVs).
THIS DOES NOT PERTAIN ONLY TO AMERICANS.
If you live in a Shengen area country, your country likely hosts several CIA backed cyberwar experts. They came in via the US consulate in Frankfurt. If you don’t, you likely do as well, but I can’t find anything without sifting through the files myself.
“I have nothing to hide, why does this matter?”: Because there are now multiple thousand “zero hour”- ie “developers get zero hours to fix”- vulnerabilities floating around that no one had any idea existed. The vulnerabilities themselves weren’t leaked, but it’s the fact that someone knew about these and didn’t say.
I hate to make this kinda clickbait-y thing, but this is honest to God one of the most important leaks in history. Our response to this is pretty much going to be life or death for privacy in the developed world. Be loud about this, be annoying about this, and do not shut up about this. Please reblog this and other posts relating to it.
Not just any someone, this is one of the U.S. federal government’s foremost intelligence agencies, the CIA, which even mainstream media has reported operates on a black (off the record) budget, infamous for handing over “full” reports that are almost entirely redacted.
It’s a wonder that anyone out there could believe they are not the subject of surveillance—everyone has something to hide.
The USA can access personal email, chat, and web browsing history. (Source)
The USA tracks the numbers of both parties on phone calls, their locations, as well as time and duration of the call. (Source)
The USA can monitor text messages. (Source)
The USA can monitor the data in smartphone applications. (Source)
The USA can crack cellphone encryption codes. (Source)
The USA can identify individuals’ friends, companions, and social networks. (Source)
The USA monitors financial transactions. (Source)
The USA monitors credit card purchases. (Source)
The USA intercepts troves of personal webcam video from innocent people. (Source)
The USA is working to crack all types of sophisticated computer encryption. (Source)
The USA monitors communications between online gamers. (Source)
The USA can set up fake Internet cafes to spy on unsuspecting users. (Source)
The USA can remotely access computers by setting up a fake wireless connection. (Source)
The USA can use radio waves to hack computers that aren’t connected to the internet. (Source)
The USA can set up fake social networking profiles on LinkedIn for spying purposes. (Source)
The USA undermines secure networks [Tor] by diverting users to non-secure channels. (Source)
The USA can intercept phone calls by setting up fake mobile telephony base stations. (Source)
The USA can install a fake SIM card in a cell phone to secretly control it. (Source)
The USA can physically intercept packages, open them, and alter electronic devices. (Source)
The USA makes a USB thumb drive that provides a wireless backdoor into the host computer. (Source)
The USA can set up stations on rooftops to monitor local cell phone communications. (Source)
The USA spies on text messages in China and can hack Chinese cell phones. (Source)
The USA spies on foreign leaders’ cell phones. (Source)
The USA intercepts meeting notes from foreign dignitaries. (Source)
The USA has hacked into the United Nations’ video conferencing system. (Source)
The USA can spy on ambassadors within embassies. (Source)
The USA can track hotel reservations to monitor lodging arrangements. (Source)
The USA can track communications within media organizations. (Source)
The USA can tap transoceanic fiber-optic cables. (Source)
The USA can intercept communications between aircraft and airports. (Source)
And this leak shows that the CIA has all of these technologies and proliferates them to other entities who want this information all the time. You need your privacy to protect yourself and your information. If you have nothing to hide, you have plenty to hide:
The line “if you’ve got nothing to hide, you have nothing to worry about” is used all too often in defending surveillance overreach. It’s been debunked countless times in the past, but with the line being trotted out frequently in response to the NSA revelations, it’s time for yet another debunking, and there are two good ones that were recently published. First up, we’ve got Moxie Marlinspike at Wired, who points out that, you’re wrong if you think you’ve got nothing to hide, because our criminal laws are so crazy, that anyone sifting through your data would likely be able to pin quite a few crimes on you if they just wanted to.
Julian Sanchez points out:
Some of the potentially sensitive facts those records expose becomes obvious after giving it some thought: Who has called a substance abuse counselor, a suicide hotline, a divorce lawyer or an abortion provider? What websites do you read daily? What porn turns you on? What religious and political groups are you a member of? Some are less obvious. Because your cellphone’s “routing information” typically includes information about the nearest cell tower, those records are also a kind of virtual map showing where you spend your time — and, when aggregated with others, who you like to spend it with.
We simply cannot possibly know when something is going to incriminate us and the State is not above scapegoating individuals or coercing them into submission. James Duane, a professor at Regent Law School and former defense attorney, notes:
Estimates of the current size of the body of federal criminal law vary. It has been reported that the Congressional Research Service cannot even count the current number of federal crimes. These laws are scattered in over 50 titles of the United States Code, encompassing roughly 27,000 pages. Worse yet, the statutory code sections often incorporate, by reference, the provisions and sanctions of administrative regulations promulgated by various regulatory agencies under congressional authorization. Estimates of how many such regulations exist are even less well settled, but the ABA thinks there are ”nearly 10,000.”
Supreme Court Justice Breyer elaborates:
The complexity of modern federal criminal law, codified in several thousand sections of the United States Code and the virtually infinite variety of factual circumstances that might trigger an investigation into a possible violation of the law, make it difficult for anyone to know, in advance, just when a particular set of statements might later appear (to a prosecutor) to be relevant to some such investigation.
Not just the State, but anyone could draw suspicion against you if they had the right information with the right circumstances. We are entitled to our privacy, and these institutions must be held to account.
Reblogging because the links in the bulleted list were broken, as someone brought to my attention.
Oi... This is important to know, but thoroughly unpleasant to think about.
K. But I’m crying
Huh. This simultaneously warms and deeply confuses my heart.
I’m not sure if I’m ugly; at best, I suppose I might be very average-looking. But, that’s okay. There’s nothing wrong with being a decrepit sewer goblin!
Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,
As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;
But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;
Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.
Two bros, chillin’ in a hot tub...
i know its a stingray but it looks like cthulhu popped his head up to say hi
I thought it was a giant squid.
holy shit they get this big?
They do get this big! They also tame relatively easily and are surprisingly docile animals. Its popular to swim with them in many beachy areas. As long as you’re not stupid and mean to them, your odds of being hurt by them are very low.
I had the opportunity to swim with a school of them on a sandbar once and I must say they are very aggreeable animals, though they do have the tendency to mob you if you have food, and they can be quite heavy. Still very pleasant animals.
ha cthulhu
Humans will pet anything. If aliens come, that might be what distinguishes us from the rest of the galaxy.
“we were going to blow them up, but they engaged in an oddly pleasing patting ritual and, well, it was nice.”
I read today that stingrays recently passed the mirror test: they recognize their own reflection, potentially implying they have some concept of self.
Sea cats.
They’re soft and silly.
Jeff Goldblum is somehow even more Jeff Goldblum than you think he is.
Jeff Goldblum is my favorite autistic lizard (that I don’t personally know).
Rare shots of Rory Kinnear as the Creature in Penny Dreadful
Such a good murderous friend...
i don't remember the books so well, what is legolas' personality like in them? all i remember is tht the books and movie where massively different?
Oh my dear anon. I could go on about book Legolas for hours.
Book Legolas is a sassy little sh*t who skips on the surface of the snow when everyone else is drowning in it up to their waists and carrying the four hobbits. Book Legolas sleeps with his eyes open. He watches Aragorn throw himself to the groud and listen to the sound of running horses, only to say afterwards, “yeah, there are a hundred and five of them, they’re all blond and they all have spears nbd“. Book Legolas cries that Gollum escaped grom Mirkwood right after everyone was like, “phew, it’s good that Thranduil’s elves keep an eye on him, what could go wrong???“. He screams all the time, and occasionally drops his bow too. He kills a warg, shooting it right in the throat with a burning arrow. Book Legolas is a trees stan. Book Legolas walk away singing “To the Sea! To the Sea!“. Book Legolas is not afraid of zombies, thank you very much. He addreses his friends “children“, even though he is probably the youngest elf in Middle-Earth that we know of. And of course, book Legolas takes none of your bs, builds his own grey boat because who says he can’t sail on his own ship right, packs his best friend and shows up in Valinor 120 years late with Starbucks and a dwarf.
the cha cha slide in full metal armor
“sliiide to the left”
*indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*
“one hop this time”
*clonk*
“two hops this time”
*clonk clonk*
“everybody clap your hands!”
*clankclankclankclankclank*
Ask and ye shall receive ft. my drunk ass Any other requests? Send ‘em my way!
This turned out so well! It’s good, it’s worth it, and it’s just the right amount of armor noises to be really funny whilst also not becoming overwhelming!
Also, like...this armor’s fit really well. I know shockingly little about armor fitting (given that I hoard useless knowledge), but the mobility in this means it’s gotta fit nicely.
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That spider man poster is TOUGH!
That Bisexual Guardians Poster tho
I’m literally making that “Doctor Strange” poster my phone wallpaper. Right this second. It’s amazing.
these outfits are perfect
jvn lookin like jane fonda
bobby classic but not boring
tan british af & tryna make himself taller
antoni like he’s in a band from the ‘80s or early ‘00s revival
& karamo just ??? doin the most
Honestly, Karamo reminds me of a modern Dumbledore. Practical wizardwear.
reading LOTR and having feelings about Orc boyfriends
Another Namo. What do you think, @irmolorienaskblog-headcanons ?
people with uteri are never gonna have a perfectly flat stomach. they’re always gonna have a little pouch, because that’s where we keep our bees.
once a month the moon angers the bees
I tried getting my bees to stay calm, but they were confused as to what to do with the Bee Chill Pills. So, now they’re back to doing normal bee stuff.
More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married
It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve
I want to expound upon “comedians couldn’t get married” thing because it’s actually really interesting. Satire was respected in Ancient Ireland. It was thought to have great power, enough to physically maim the subject one was making jokes about. Satirists could bring down kings with a witty enough insult. That was actually their original function. When the king didn’t do right by his people, a bard was supposed to compose a poem so scathing it would raise welts on the king’s skin to oust him (it was illegal for a “blemished” king to rule.) Unwarranted satire was considered a form of assault. So what it boils down to is ancient Celts being like “These people are too dangerous to reproduce. DO NOT TRUST THEM WITH CHILDREN. EVER.”
whats a king to a bard
Thats literally a dnd skill
Vicious mockery at sixth level
What’s a Bard to a failed Charisma roll?
they’re friends
Things my new physio has said to me, part 3
Seen as how you all keep asking:
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“Ah, there you are.” *clapping his hands together* “Are we ready to suffer?”
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“Well your rib cage isn’t doing that thing, so that’s good. Lets see what else we can find.”
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“Oh dear.”
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“This is going to feel like I’m triggering a migraine. And that’s because I am. Don’t worry, it’ll all be over quickly.”
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“Yes, that was rather ominous wasn’t it?”
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“My that’s a lot of glitter.”
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“I get a lot of people coming in and telling me their pelvis is misaligned. It’s something their chiropractor said in passing once and it takes over their whole mentality. “No I can’t possibly stretch or do that, I have a misalignment”, when what they actually have are too tight muscles and not enough exercise. You however, actually have a pelvic misalignment, it’s why your body is turning inward like that. And I’ll be honest, last week when I noticed it, I was hesitant to tell you. Because for so many people it’s just the end of their recovery in terms of how they think of themselves. You however, my dear, took it as an insult from your pelvic bone, and asked what you needed to do to fix it. You’re angry, but in an entirely motivated and driven sense. It’s like zen but on the other side. Keeping that in mind, this is about to really hurt.“
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“Everyone keeps laughing at me because I have to ice my hands after you leave, but honestly I’ve handled more pliant wood in my time. Okay stop laughing, you’re undoing all my hard work.”
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“How is your blog by the way?”
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“Oh, good.”
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“Well, I’m glad to hear that. Especially from someone who bruises easily. I try very hard not to cause surface damage where I can avoid it. I have one client…fuck, I hope nothing happens to her on her way home. She’s got my thumbprints all over her neck.”
(Responding to a comment I made about how I’m amazed how sore I am after our sessions, but never actually bruised. Whereas usually I’m just bruised but not actually sore in like, a good “this is helping” way.)
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(One of the other therapists watching from the next table over makes a comment about how she didn’t think my back was that bad.)
“And that is why she’s seeing me now, and not you. Go on, shoo. Get back to your corner.”
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“My other client is coming back at his regular time next week, so short of shanking him for this time slot I think we’ll need to move you later in the evening, if you’re okay with that.”
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“You’re shaking, are you okay? Okay, just let me know. Actually, no, lets get some water.”
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“Okay, we’re going to do some work on the tensor fasciae latae. Yes I know it sounds like a Starbucks order, but bear with me.”
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(Him, going really quiet for a short while after I tell him about always being in pain for as long as I can remember and how hard it is to get a doctor to listen to me.)
“So, my mother,” *clearing his throat* “my mother was in pain for forty, gosh, probably closer to fifty years, and she never told anyone. She never … well she never complained. Not once, even when she’d go to bed early just so none of us would hear her cry. And I never knew, I never knew till—well I started taking this massage class, for like, for fucking fun, right? And I winded up using her as my practice patient, and I realized … I realized something was wrong. And I saw the pain she was in, the pain that she hid for the longest time, and it just … No one should suffer alone like that. It changed the course of my whole life. And here we are twenty years on … anyway. Yea. I believe you. I believe you …”
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*him, tucking his arm underneath mine and using it to brace me while he digs his other elbow in*
“Yes, it is rather like being a muppet. If muppets were made of crackling bone and sinew. Lets be thankful they’re not.”
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I once had a PT who would literally drive her elbows full-force into my back muscles because they were so tight and misshapen that nothing else could seriously dent the tension.
...they would tense up again 10 minutes after she attacked them, but that was probably as close to normal back muscles as I got before I had surgery to correct my scoliosis.
Also, the left half of my pelvis likes to get super out of place for no good reason sometimes, so I end up with pelvic misalignment until I go to the chiropractor and get it shoved back where it’s supposed to be. (Unlike my fingers/wrists/neck, I can’t effectively fix my pelvis...it’s too large of a joint. It’s why I can’t really realign my shoulders and knees all that well, either.)
Anyway, these are great.