Hey There You

Yes, yes that is Perry the Platypus in rock form.

[strawberrytheauthor]

Why is it that smoking is only cool when it’s fictional people, but in real life, it’s the biggest turn off?

[beautifullikeblood]

I do, in fact, believe that the best solution to ship wars is polyamory.

[strawberrytheauthor]

Lowkey want to watch the full movie Dash Highland wrote from Very Important People. Who do I talk to about this? @dropoutdottv @veryimportantpeopleshow @samreich

[strawberrytheauthor]

Cute, Romantic, and Potentially Horrific: Chapter 4

I have finally updated chapter 4 of my fic. Wish me luck on writing literally anything else for it.

Summary: Lily makes some very bad decisions in this one. I would say I'm sorry, but the spirit of a toxic James Potter dressed as Bruno Mars, singing Locked out of Heaven possessed me.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64299316/chapters/230066771

Here is the link for Chapter 4! Sorry that I made Lily make a bad decision in June...very homophobic if you ask me lol. Mary will be back in the next chapter or two, but I had to add more drama.

[great-tweets]

We just knew.

[awed-frog]

As a reminder, this is what she looks like:

[yougetsomekisses]

[larkiethings]

Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she’d gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures

[darthmelyanna]

You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.

[tigerses]

her!!!

[madeofstarsandfairylights]

Baby Miette!!!

[ottermatopoeia]

Babe wake up new Miette lore just dropped

[devil-with-three-heads]

IT’S MIETTE!!!!

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[princessnymphae]

my friend has a tumblr account but DOESNT know this… life is so empty

[bye-bye-sanity]

I FOUND THE ORIGINAL

[renderofbears]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[strawberrytheauthor]

I suppose I shall spread the agenda to my small following

[achillesinhighheels]

[tygerbug]

This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune

[strawberrytheauthor]

I need the job

[magnetothemagnificent]

The tragic relationship between an adult and the novel they started writing in middle school but never finished.

[strawberrytheauthor]

It truly is tragic. I wish I could continue it. Daisy and Cedric deserve it but I just can’t. If any artists out there want to make art of my cast of characters I’d love that.

[fancysheepnacho]

[patroclus-is-the-bigger-person]

YESS FUCKING PLS

@bardorsomethinglikethat @hyyl18

[strawberrytheauthor]

Really Joanne? Those are YOUR least favorite things? You don’t show it.

[strawberrytheauthor]

Hayden Pike is totally a bud in the Heated Rivalry show but I see all this hate about him. Is this from the book? What happens? I know I could read it, but I’m inpatient and reading 5 other things please spoil!

[radioactive-earthshine]

Not sure why it's a new trend among fic readers to assume if the fic has not been posted within the week it's inappropriate to comment on it, like the fic has to be hot out of the oven to give feedback for.

I got a comment on a fic that is less than a year old and it was mostly an apology for being a comment on an "old fic" and how late they were in commenting.

Just comment on the fic. Doesn't matter how old it is.

[mysteryteacup]

Fandom is not social media.

Fandom is not trends.

Fandom is a cross between a library and having a slumber party with your friends.

"Old" means nothing to fic.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you wanna be excluded from life to become a forest witch who writes gay fanfiction and watches fictional gay characters have their slow burn enemies to lovers arc unfolded from the woods instead

[piratedragqueen]

can someone give me $100,000 I won't pay you back

[strawberrytheauthor]

Why do I have birds all over my feed? I didn’t ask for that.

[rablovergirl]

sirius: don't tempt me like that

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