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i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands

sanjidysphoria

nothing couldve prepared me for the last sentence

the-most-phenomenal-banana

the way trump is talking abt hillary makes him sound like a scorned lover lmao what if monica wasn’t bill’s only side bitch??

the-most-phenomenal-banana

you gotta be fucking kidding me

thepioden

I'm developing a curiosity and interest in fiber arts, someone please stop me before it's too late

thepioden

Girl help the fibercrafters who live in my phone are calling out to me like the sirens of legend, entreating me to dash myself upon the rocks of Having A Yarn Stash

elen-aranel

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imagine being at a funeral and you see one of the personnel pull out their phone with a mild air of urgency and they open tumblr and you just watch them type "it's a beautiful evening to microwave silverware" hit post and put their phone away like everything is normal

dr-gaytorius

I'm laughing so hard i think I'm going to be ill

eepy-jazz-musicians

Transcendentalism is a hard word to grasp, so it's important to look at the etymology of it so you can parse its meaning. Trans - to be beyond or across Cen - one hundred Dental - Teeth Ism - the belief of So taken all together, transcendentalism means "the belief that one should have beyond one hundred teeth"

Hope this helps!

sensiblereblogifposts

Reblog if you believe that you should have beyond one hundred teeth

inthefallofasparrow

sufficientlylargen

Ha, you thought 70,000 could be TEETH?! 70,000 can't be TEETH, WRONG! You're WRONG about TEETH and about 70,000! Everyone look at this LOSER who thinks WRONG things about 70K and TEETH! You BUFFOON.

elodieunderglass

(Confused henchman voice awkwardly trying to find the call to action) On it, boss!

tchaikovskaya

I don’t really Go Here but u can always rely on this man to read a right wing politician’s outfit for filth

tchaikovskaya

I mean. Just devastating 😭

tchaikovskaya

creepymutelilbugger

condensedvaporwave

This man has LETHAL comebacks. Idiots keep trying to get one over on him and he has never missed

condensedvaporwave

Actually no I'm double reblogging this I found the one where he *calls a guy's tailor* to confirm his suit isn't actually bespoke

You cannot win in his arena. This isn't "if you come at the king you better not miss" this is "don't fight a shark in the water"

theprofessional-amateur

I gotta add this one

travalicious

he alerted the FBI about a january 6th rioter because he noticed their ugly shoes lol

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jackdaw-kraai

“Is your blood also off-the-rack?”

I would never survive if someone said that to me after trying that shit goodBYE

one-time-i-dreamt

They made a show called “The T word” which essentially was the same as “The L word” but all the lesbians were translators. When my teacher suggested we watch it in our translation class, I was like sir, this is a terrible idea.

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