hii

do not repost, copy, translate, or use any of my work for ai, whether it be on here or ao3 ao3: excessiveyearning23

[superbatbrat]

hi :)

i like dc, marvel, mauraders (i was a warrior istg), avatar the last airbender, what else?

also my blog is only about these things and fandoms generally pls don’t bring politics or drama or wtv over here

No: incest (including batcest), noncon, gen-ai, shit kink, and other stuff. you can ask if you want to know ig

my ao3 is in my lil caption but i don’t have much up yet. i’m working on stuff tho and feel free to ask me ;)

call me alice, ally, wtv

[moon184]

I like the idea that the first time that Bruce kisses Clark there wasn’t any spark or big drop to it or anything, it was just a quick peck that Bruce tiredly dealt before leaving for his meeting and incidentally leaving Clark dumbfounded for the next 24 hours. And to the point where Bruce doesn’t even notice what he’s done until halfway through a meeting with the WE Board half asleep and he just suddenly shoots up in shock like oh my god I just kissed him and spends the next 24-48 hours panicking so bad that Clark (who can hear his heartbeat) flies over thinking he’s like dying or something and sees Bruce just sitting in his office with his head in his hands and goes ‘oh baby’ and kisses him properly and that time he feels the sparks and melts under the Kryptonian’s touch.

[kittynugg]

random questions that wont help you get to know your mutuals at all

idk i wanted to make a tag game because they're fun

favorite shampoo (scent or type/brand)?

do you sleep with the light on or your doors closed? why?

hot or cold coffee/tea?

do you use the same username for all/most of your socials?

white shoes, yay or nay? why?

what song is stuck in your head right now? (if none, last one you remember listening to?)

would you rather watch three twenty minute episodes or a one hour movie?

would you still love the person that tagged you if they were a worm?(/p /lh)

tags to get this ball a-rollin' (no pressure tho!!):

@empressofsamoyeds @babyblankyerror @canadianno @nerdylittlebugcreature @thenoellebird @aroace-get-out-of-my-face @cheeseinthesea @spudcatwo (sorry i had one positive interaction with you and henceforth you're a spiritual mutual) @kitcats-1-braincell @querytheauthor (for funsies) annnnddddd you know what @dimonds456 i like your rubber hose art its so cool i dont think we've exchanged words before OH YOU COMMENTED ON MY FIC I THINK anyway you're cool so im tagging you in my tag game

and finallyyyyy open tags!!! anyone can join in i wanna see how far this spreads if it spreads at all

[ether-here-or-there]

favorite shampoo (scent or type/brand)?

Anything fruity and a 2-in-1. I am lazy and easy

do you sleep with the light on or your doors closed? why?

I can do lights on or off, though lights on makes me sleep quicker, and with my door closed because it just bothers me to be able to see into my hallway and have this latent fear something might poke its head in.

hot or cold coffee/tea?

Soda. Next question

do you use the same username for all/most of your socials?

Yes, I'm Ether or Ether-Here-Or-There everywhere but Ao3 where I just haven't updated the name from Im-Not-Buying-It-Ether

white shoes, yay or nay? why?

Never, it shows the dirt and wear

what song is stuck in your head right now? (if none, last one you remember listening to?)

In The Navy

would you rather watch three twenty minute episodes or a one hour movie?

Depends entirely on the content or story, but I do like me a feature length film

would you still love the person that tagged you if they were a worm?(/p /lh)

Undoubtedly

@toringo @cer-rata @mysticcrownreview @g00ngalaaasdfgh @maisieyourlazyartist @pinkfellaexperience @entity9silvergen @kuphulwho

[entity9silvergen]

Thanks for the tag!

favorite shampoo (scent or type/brand)?

Gender is fake, but I am a man, and thus I do not know. When my sister and I lived together, I used the brand/scent she picked, and now I know which shelf it's on at the store and go off location alone

2. do you sleep with the light on or your doors closed? why?

Light off. Why would you sleep with it on? Waste of electricity. I used to do a nightlight so I didn't have to turn the big lihgt on if I got up at night, but my last two roommates were hard no light, like it had to be pitch black when they slept, so I learned to navigate in the darkness, and now I can't sleep with lights in the room

Closed to reduce noise. If I lived alone, I would probably keep it open for airflow, but sacrifices must be made

3. hot or cold coffee/tea?

I drink neither. I near exclusively drink water. Not a fan of hot water, so I guess cold?

4. do you use the same username for all/most of your socials?

Kind of. I have three usernames I use, one for more "serious" things, and one for my bullshit, and one for old accounts I can't change the username of (guess which one tumblr is /j)

5. white shoes, yay or nay? why?

No. I have never met someone who has successfully worn white shoes. They are ugly and get gross fast.

At my first job, I had to wear white dress shirts, and I was hyper-aware of how easy it was to stain it. If I had white shoes, I would never wear them, or I would dirty them intentionally to free myself from the burden

6. what song is stuck in your head right now? (if none, last one you remember listening to?)

I've had that TikTok/Instagram Reel/short vid sound that's like bang bang bang they made an atom bomb! stuck in my head for like a week

7. would you rather watch three twenty minute episodes or a one hour movie?

Three twenty-minute episodes! Movies feel like way too much commitment (they're not)

8. would you still love the person that tagged you if they were a worm?(/p /lh)

We're new mutuals, so I don't know them that well, but they seem like a cool person, so yes?

Tag game: @shoot-i-messed-up @totallyawesome123 @goodman-grace @alixy4

[goodman-grace]

Thank you to my moot who tagged me in this game!!!

Favourite shampoo (Scent/brand)?

I dont have any but I like apple scented ones!! I just never buy them lmaoo I just use whatever shampoo is in the house.

Do you sleep with light on or doors closed? Why?

I used to sleep with the hallway lights on up until I was 16 (veryyy scared of the dark back then) but I can’t sleep with a light on now since it keeps me awake and with my insomnia it’s a double KO combo for no sleep; I keep the door open for my cats :)

Hot or cold coffee/tea?

Coffee is my lifeline I CANNOT go without it, so hot. I prefer iced tea over warm tea 🙂‍↕️

Do you use the same username for all/most of your socials?

Nope! I have my IRL socials which I keep completely separate from my online stuff because I DO NOT want to be connected back here (only one of my irls has my tumblr because she’s my best friend). I mostly use the name two usernames across all platforms but I have a one or two different ones because Reasons or I can’t be bothered to change it.

White shoes, yay or nay? Why?

Don’t wear white shoes so sadly cannot say anything on this topic.

What song is stuck in your head right now? (If none, the last one you remember listening to?)

Echo by Crusher-P! I’ve been back into Undertale so that means listening to old songs associated with the fandom.

Would you rather watch three twenty minute episodes or a one hour movie?

Three episodes!! Feels sm easier to get through for me but I loveee films And Need To Watch More.

Would you still love the person that tagged you if they were a worm? (/p /Ih)

Don’t know them very well but yes!!

Tag Game: @imaginaryskeleton , @bug-with-rock , @elmflowers , @facethemuses . My dear mutuals 🙂‍↕️

[imaginaryskeleton]

YAYAY tag game!

Favourite shampoo?

My shampoo isn't scented but my conditioner is honey scent

Do you sleep with the lights on the door closed?

Lights off, door closed, full silence, and an eye mask is my optimal sleeping conditions. However summer rn has me sleeping with the window/blinds open and my door open and very occasionally with my fan on. This makes for very restless sleep for me

Hot or cold coffee/tea?

Neither, I don't like coffee or tea. I'm also very on and off about hot chocolate. My treat drink of choice is milkshakes and I don't care if it's childish

Do you use the same username for all/most of your socials?

Pretty much! I have no shame in people I know finding me, that's their problem

White shoes yay or nay?

My entire wardrobe is black I have theme. My only shoes atm are falling apart docs but I'm too poor to buy new ones :(

What song is stuck in your head rn?

How far we've come by matchbox twenty because my sibling was just playing it out loud

Would you rather watch three 20 min episodes or an hour long movie?

I fear these numbers do not match up and to be even it should be four episodes. But for me it depends on the context, what the show/movie is, who I'm with, I can't accurately answer that. Though thinking about it I find shorter movies (90 mins and less) to feel rushed and like they don't reach their full potential so I guess the episodes? (Got a little autistic in this answer sorry)

Would you still love the person who tagged you if they were a worm?

Yes in fact I would even get a tiny laptop for them so they can read comics and play undertale in their terrarium <3

Tags: @oboy049 @shoot-i-messed-up @rocknwells @butchgreenarrow and anyone else who wants to <3

[oboy049]

1. favorite shampoo (scent or type/ brand)?

I don’t use scented shampoo, but my shampoo is very expensive I have wavy long hair and it’s easy for it to get flat and tangle (and bc my health is bad it gets really fragile) but my shampoo leaves it very pretty, and it has mentol so it feels really nice and fresh

2. do you sleep with the light on or your doors closed? why?

Lights off, door ajar bc I have a cat who likes to come and go and I won’t wake up 3 times in the middle of the night just bc she wants to get out. The mornings are worse bc she burst the door completely open and screams for cuddles (in allergic to her lol)

3. hot or cold coffee/tea?

Cold tea. My fav tea is Jazmine and matcha. I hate hot drinks

4. do you use the same username for all/most of your socials?

Yes or variants if I can’t use it

Like I’m named the same in tumblr and Roblox

But TikTok I’m just Oboy, insta 0b0boy

5. white shoes, yay or nay? why?

Yay! If the outfit fits go for it, just keep them clean

6. what song is stuck in your head right now? (if none, last one you remember listening to?)

Dead fish- blood nose (I adore that artist, he’s also a fish lover)

7. would you rather watch three twenty minute episodes or a one hour movie?

I don’t watch much series or movies but I’ll go with series so I can organize my time better, it’s easier to leave in the middle of an episode than in the middle of a movie, or I can just go “ok I finish this one and I’ll go to work”

8. would you still love the person that tagged you if they were a worm? (/p /Ih)

Ofc, funfact once I had a worms farm so I do know how to take care of them and how to keep cockroaches away 🙂‍↕️

@lost-my-gender-in-the-war @urk-m @vanta-bat

@bat-raccoonz (you aren’t my mutual but I’ll still tag you sjsjsj)

[bat-raccoonz]

(Thank you for the tag, darling <3 & guess what? Now we are >:3)

1. favorite shampoo (scent or type/ brand)?

I think it's currently coconut scent or smt? I don't really care for it, but the shampoo itself is good so y'know 👍

2. do you sleep with the light on or your doors closed? why?

Lights off, but my door closed, uhm, idk why, old habits die hard I guess. My cats aren't a fan of this.

3. hot or cold coffee/tea?

Hot tea, I don't personally like coffee anyway & cold tea isn't excactly my thing. Unless it's Icetea, I do enjoy those.

4. do you use the same username for all/most of your socials?

I try to, although some are older then when I came up with my current sooo... I try, I try.

5. white shoes, yay or nay? why?

Not personally, I can't keep them clean for the life of me. But can absolutely look gorgeous if you know how to style them & keep them clean.

6. what song is stuck in your head right now? (if none, last one you remember listening to?)

Let Down, by RadioHead.

7. would you rather watch three twenty minute episodes or a one hour movie?

As much as I enjoy movies I'd have to go with the episodes. It is better to destribute my time & after 20 minutes I can actually stop and think about what happened.

8. would you still love the person that tagged you if they were a worm? (/p /Ih)

Yeah, go live your worm life, I'll protect you against the birds 'n stuff. Have some food while I'm at it <3

(Tags: @gotham-blight, @nikiexe0 & @urk-m. Absolutely no pressure though since I haven't interacted much with any of you <3)

[nikiexe0]

Thanks for the tag love <3

1. favorite shampoo (scent or type/brand)?

Honestly, anything that has berries n stuff, they're the one I ike the smell of most. My fav brand is probably the bodyshop tho

2. do you sleep with the light on or your doors closed? why?

Uhhh, I turn the main lights off but I have a nightlight, I always close my door. Mostly cause of habit but I can sleep anywhere so I don't really care.

3. hot or cold coffee/tea?

Cold tea! I really like teas with ice cause it's refreshing. Especially fruity teas <3

My favorites probably strawberry and lemon tea

But if we're talking normal tea than id have to go with jasmine

4. do you use the same username for all/most of your socials?

Yeah.. Tho sometimes I wanna have a different one but just end up writing the same shi

5. white shoes, yay or nay? why?

Yay ! Most of my clothes suits white shoes. The thing is, I don't have one TT

6. what song is stuck in your head right now? (if none, last one you remember listening to?)

Salvatore (Lana Del Rey)

I fully blame figure skater dazai au for this since it just suits the vibe smh

7. would you rather watch three twenty minute episodes or a one hour movie?

Movies :')

I cannot for the life of me finish any series I started watching 💀 I can count on one finger the series I finished

8. would you still love the person that tagged you if they were a worm?(/p/lh)

Ofc <3 I used to have "pet" worms that I took from school because I thought they were drowning everytime it rained so I picked them up and put them into a container with soil and some plants before returning them to big pots in the school garden when the rain stops aksnsjnwkw

@occasionalauthoring @rebobinarte @bread-and-bats

[occasionalauthoring]

Thanks, babe.

1. favorite shampoo (scent or type/brand)?

This olive oil one from the shop up the road, it's amazing.

2. do you sleep with the light on or your doors closed? why?

Usually the light on in the hallway (so the people I live with don't fall down the stairs when it's pitch black) and the door open, but I can sleep pretty much any way, so it doesn't matter much.

3. hot or cold coffee/tea?

If I had to choose, hot tea, but I'm not a fan.

4. do you use the same username for all/most of your socials?

For my fanfic socials, yeah. I think my ao3, tumblr, and discord are all variants, but my personals, no.

5. white shoes, yay or nay? why?

Nay. I prefer black shoes.

6. what song is stuck in your head right now? (if none, last one you remember listening to?)

Who Let The Dogs Out, but specifically the first verse and the chorus, just looping. I'm in torment.

7. would you rather watch three twenty minute episodes or a one hour movie?

Probably episodes, just on a straight run through. I like them better than movies.

8. would you still love the person that tagged you if they were a worm?(/p /lh)

I love worms! I haven't seen too many in the last few years, so yes, I would love prev if they were a worm.

@bruce-wayne-enjoyer @joekitsu @rebobinarte

[joekitsu]

Oh hey! Sorry I'm late to this lol I died

1. favorite shampoo (scent or type/brand)?

I just buy what's at hand, don't got a favourite shampoo brand. I guess that's why my hair is so fucked up. I don't really like shampoo scents usually, they tend to be too strong for me. I guess something not too fruity? I'd prefer unscented shampoo any day.

2. do you sleep with the light on or your doors closed? why?

Door closed and nightlight on. I can sleep with the light off but I prefer to have a small light with me in case I wake up in the middle of the night.

3. hot or cold coffee/tea?

Depends on the situation. I drink all of it. Snack time? Hot drinks. When I'm drinking only that as like a dessert type of situation? Cold.

4. do you use the same username for all/most of your socials?

Almost all my usernames are some variation of kitsu or kitkat and my irl name. joekitsu is my most common social defo, my ao3 is kitsu_kitkat.

5. white shoes, yay or nay? why?

If it fits the situation, sure. I'm a choir kid so I did have to wear white shoes sometimes. But black shoes are just versatile, definitely prefer them.

6. what song is stuck in your head right now? (if none, last one you remember listening to?)

Paratise (VIVINOS - ALNST Sub: Ivan Part 2) sang by Park Byeong Hoon. Honestly all alnst songs. My fav is Till but Ivan's songs are just so great.

7. would you rather watch three twenty minute episodes or a one hour movie?

Considering I don't really watch a lot of movies or series I can't really say one or the other definitively. I guess movies?

8. would you still love the person that tagged you if they were a worm?(/p /lh)

Of course I would love them if they were a worm. I would be very shocked how a worm was writing on tumblr tho.

Uh alright tags now let's see: @renairinwrites @noodledragon324 @unbreakabledawn @cheriecelestial + open tags I don't really have the bandwidth to remember usernames now

[noodledragon324]

hi kit!! thank you for the tag :)))

1. favorite shampoo (scent or type/brand)?

i like method men's shampoo, juniper and sage

2. do you sleep with the light on or your doors closed? why?

firstly, the room is as dark as possible.

the door question brings a unique kind of distress for me. i usually have door open because when my parents wake up the dogs will get up and come to my room and if the door is closed they will scratch and bark, so this is the best way to keep me from getting woken up early.

i've started trying to sleep with the door closed because i was humiliated in front of my entire high school senior year when the fire department asked at an assembly for people to raise their hand if they slept with the door open and for some reason i was the only person to raise their hand and then they were like. "oh. uhm. don't do that." and gave a presentation about why you shouldn't sleep with your door open.

3. hot or cold coffee/tea?

hot or cold tea depending on the type, no coffee

4. do you use the same username for all/most of your socials?

yep! my personal real life ones are different, but all my fandom and fun related accounts are NoodleDragon324!

5. white shoes, yay or nay? why?

nay, i'm wearing those suckers outside?? i like things with big blocks of colors and that includes my shoes.

6. what song is stuck in your head right now? (if none, last one you remember listening to?)

kiss of a rose by seal

7. would you rather watch three twenty minute episodes or a one hour movie?

3 twenty minute episodes always. i hate long episodes. movies are fine but if it can be in episodes that's great

8. would you still love the person that tagged you if they were a worm?(/p /lh)

many of you may be aware that i posses the capability to love worms with such great passion and depth. you will be the most adored creature if you were a worm in my possession.

a few no pressure tags: @clarkcvnt. @batsydoodle, @mosaicarray, @24hrsoda, @ancillarybat, and whoever else sees this :)

[batsydoodle]

Thamk u for the tag Noodle :3

Favorite shampoo (scent or type/brand)? I've been mostly buying honey scented shampoo lately, not particularly because of the honey scent but it's still nice.

Do you sleep with the light on or your doors closed? Why? Blinds: closed. Light: closed. Door: closed. I wanna be in a pitch dark cave when I sleep and also I need to keep the cats out of my room so they don't walk all over me during the night.

Hot or cold coffee/tea? Hot coffee all the way! (And no tea)

Do you use the same username for all/most of your socials? eeeh yes and no? I have a naming convention for my usernames; [word]+doodle. So I have a few names for different purposes, like Bendoodle is my main, and batsydoodle is for the batman/comic stuff I also got a few more, one for just posting my personal art, an old nsfw blog i had too, and an old gore blog i used to run. They all end in doodle

White shoes, yay or nay? why? Nay! they'd get all dirty walkin around :(

What song is stuck in your head right now? (if none, last one you remember listening to?) The Word Becomes Flesh by Boards of Canada

Would you rather watch three twenty minute episodes or a one hour movie? Unless the episodes are from some really good and riveting show, it'll be the one hour movie for me

Would you still love the person that tagged you if they were a worm?(/p /lh) I would 🥺 I would get over being grossed out by worms and get a nice terrarium for Worn Noodle

hmhmm the hard part now, no pressure tagging: @mild-and-hammered , @bbbbbbbbatman , @superbatbrat @aurora2sunset @suffering-and-misery +open tag

[superbatbrat]

thanks for the tag :)

favorite shampoo (scent or type/brand)?

maybe i’m crazy but i actually don’t really have a preference? i’m currently using a vanilla scented one. it smells heavenly

do you sleep with the light on or your doors closed? why?

light off door closed. i learned in psych that most types of light affects your sleep badly but even before that it was too distracting. the door is because when i was younger i was very paranoid and any noise would freak me out so now it’s just what’s normal i guess

2. hot or cold coffee/tea?

depends on the weather actually. i like coffee and tea, but i haven’t been having much tea since i learned about all the microplastics in the tea bags :(

3. do you use the same username for all/most of your socials?

not at all actually—i don’t think i have any repeats

4. white shoes, yay or nay? why?

no white sneakers but flats, kitten heels, etc, those are fine. the sneakers would not make sense but the others are worn in more cleanly environments

5. what song is stuck in your head right now? (if none, last one you remember listening to?)

stacy’s mom by fountains of wayne (i haven’t even listened to it in a while but it stuck in my head anyway 🤷‍♀️

6. would you rather watch three twenty minute episodes or a one hour movie?

3 twenty minute episodes i think…

7. would you still love the person that tagged you if they were a worm?(/p /lh)

without a doubt 🪱 🦇

the dreaded tags (dreaded since i have to tag people in the hopes that they are like: oh nice. and not:um why) @outboardd @superman-creampieing-batman @nigaki @gotham-blight

[glovesdown]

he’s fucking him up against the fourth wall

[vintagerobin]

(Superman '23 #39)

[wren-a]

A doodle going off on this post here.

Is it obvious I haven't drawn dogs in ages?

Anywhoo! Corensupes and Battinson meet cute, y'all!

Again, nobody asked... except for my brain worms.

[website-com]

you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling

[haveihitanerve]

lmao- objectively speaking: Bruce being so conscientious of his secret identity and fighting so hard to protect it- going to insane lengths, is hilarious.

Because like... he's fucking Bruce Wayne.

Sure, it makes sense that Peter Parker doesn't want his secret identity exposed; he's a middle class, broke teen/young adult who doesn't have his life together and still relies on the world for stuff- getting a job/into college/ etc etc

But Bruce????

lmao- he's Bruce fucking Wayne.

He funds Gotham single handedly. He's the richest man in the world. And, he's not a bad person.

I mean, Gotham literally would collapse without Bruce constantly funneling money into it and saving it's orphans and ensuring it runs smoothly and without corruption.

Speaking of, the cops are literally as corrupt as they come.

Any legal proceedings against him and his "crimes" so to speak, because he is an illegal vigilante, can be easily bribed away

And if they can't- the highest form of security and legal authority in the world is literally the Justice League.

And what are they gonna do? Arrest their close friend and founder????

Not a chance.

[imsorrybruce]

Disagree. There are times when Gotham at large is not fond of Batman. And most heroes don't hide their identities for legal reasons - they do so to protect themselves and their families. If the world knows that Batman is Bruce Wayne then the villains know: where he lives, what kind of funds he has, what his primary financial source is, what his company spends money on, where his private jets are, who his family members are, who he was seen with. If Lex Luthor or Falcone or any other criminal rich man knows that this guy isn't a fellow corrupt elite but actually Batman, then they will never ever let their tongues slip in his presence. If the Court of Owls knows that this guy is the vigilante they are suffering from, then they will do their best to tank and destroy Wayne Enterprises. If people know that Bruce Wayne's jet has left Gotham city then it means there is a high chance Bruce is not in town to stop any crime doing. If villains know that the gadgets Batman has are mostly developed with the help of WE money and the R&D department, then they can gain access to the blueprints and work out a counteraction to them. If they know that recently Batman invested heavily in a specific research, then they can expect some new gadgetry to come of it. They can start targeting his charity projects to gain his attention.

Hell, they can simply target Wayne Manor. In fact, that's exactly what happened in the Arkham Origins game: while Bruce is out putting out various problems in Gotham city, Bane, who just learned his identity, goes to Wayne Manor and attacks Alfred. That's all the villains would have to do - join forces to distract the Bat while they attack his close ones. Anyone seen with him would be in danger. The damn Wayne building would become a target for bomb threats and all sorts of attacks. Working for him would become dangerous because villains would take his employees hostage or try to torment his secrets out of them.

As for Justice League, if villains know that Batman - Bruce Wayne - is part of Justice League, one of the founders in fact, then that means that he has: 1) access to JL files, passwords, schedules, etc; 2) possibly informtaion on other heroes' identities, weaknesses, loved ones etc. That would invite unwanted attention not only from his rogues, but from ALL rogues in the world. It's hard to target an ellusive Bat, but Bruce Wayne who lives in Wayne Manor? Imagine if all villains just showed up there. The manor is getting wiped off the map. And JL isn't all powerful to be able to protect from that.

So yeah, that's not actually a good idea. The legality of their actions is the least of any hero's concerns when considering if they should reveal their identity or not. And for Bruce, who, as an owner of a company and a philontropist, isn't only responsible for his family and friends but also for the employees and the beneficiaries of his charities, the question of other people's safety is much more prevalent than it is for Peter Parker

[imsorrybruce]

I was reminded of this and have some more thoughts: Another reason why Bruce shouldn't reveal his identity is public perception. Any Batman operation targeting corrupt businessmen will be perceived as Bruce removing competition in order to achieve monopoly. All his actions would be taken in worst possible faith because "he is crazy, what sane man puts on a Bat suit and beats people up?" People would start speculating that the violence is just a rich man hate criming the poors. Some would speculate if Bruce is doing all the charities for the orphanages in order to get himself "child soldiers". Targeting corrupt officials and mayors would be seen as a rich man trying to get the most comfortable for him person in office. Did Batman actually find evidence that Lex Luthor is engaging in criminal activity? Or is it Bruce Wayne planting said evidence to get Luthor's stocks to drop? Should Bruce even have access to his money, if he "obviously is experiencing a mental health episode"? Maybe he should be put in conservatorship like Britney, or maybe even institutionalized, so he wouldn't hurt himself?

[secretidentie]

Batman who's just hooked up with superman a few times after years of mutual pining and then panic-ghosts him for a week trying to process wtf just happened.

When he finally gets his shit together he heads over to metropolis to talk about it, get a sense of where Kal's mind is and if he's interested in more (or at least if he wants to do that again). But just as he's about to approach Bruce spots him flying into a random apartment in the middle of the night.

After a bit more casual stalking Bruce finds out superman repeatedly spends the night at this same apartment instead of going back to the fortress. He also discovers that this apartment belongs Clark Kent, the one reporter famous for having multiple private interviews with superman when no one else has managed more then a quote. They've had a well documented public relationship even though they refuse to make any public appearances together or clarify what the nature of that relationship actually is.

It really shouldn't come as a surprise that superman has found someone else to sleep with while Bruce was unavailable. He wasn't upset. It's not like they were in a relationship. Bruce should have known someone like Kal doesn't stay on the market for long. He's not mad but he does want to know more about this Clark.

He knows its not technically his business but if he's losing his one shot at even another hookup with Kal he has to know who he's losing it to. (not that he's jealous or anything). So he invites Clark for a private interview with Bruce Wayne to learn more about him. Aside from boring things like stability, what could this man provide that he couldn't. Why would Kal choose this random civilian over him.Unfortunately pretty early into the interview bruce gets his answer.

After just a few minutes of conversation he realizes fuuuck this guy is perfect.

Dammit! he's falling for the competition

Stupid Clark with his stupid glasses and his stupid heart of gold and his stupid country twang. No wonder Kal wants this guy, he's fucking amazing.

[nigaki]

Basically the plot of my superbat fic lol

[superbatbrat]

camboy!clark and detective!bruce

there is a killer targeting sex workers and “campeople”

[frownyalfred]

not to remix my own fic ideas yet again but have we considered that some of Clark’s animosity or OOC moments in Batman V Superman could theoretically be explained by 1) he and Bruce Wayne being massively compatible and 2) him therefore wildly mistaking the “get him pregnant” latent Kryptonian instinct as aggression because he’s never felt it before 3) thus resulting in him pinning Batman up against a ton of walls and throwing him around like he did in BVS but not actually hurting him because that isn’t the point

[superbatbrat]

jennifer’s body except needy is clark and jennifer is bruce

[unheardoracle]

Your dialogue is stiff because everyone is being too honest

Great dialogue can come from radical emotional honesty. But in most real conversations, people

dodge questions

answer indirectly

lie (badly)

change the subject

crack jokes to avoid serious answers

lie (convincingly)

say half of what they mean

tell the truth but get so anxious/angry/defensive others now think they're lying

If your dialogue feels unnatural, it might be because everyone is saying exactly what they think, or articulating their thoughts too well. Try letting characters hide things instead.

Subtext is where tension lives.

[dopedyk]

more so,

people don’t always speak in full sentences,

slang can change depending on age range, demographic, etc. &

don’t be scared of vocal pauses (uhm, uh, err)

[jackhawksmoor]

So like, Martian Manhunter is a telepath and he’s said several times in Justice League comics that he doesn’t like getting into Batman’s head because it’s really unpleasant in there, and I always kind of rolled my eyes because at the time it was said, Batman was in his toxic masculinity/I’m so edgy stage. I thought it was a cheap way of going “oooh look he’s so grim and dark and cool even telepaths can’t handle him”

But taken with the modern “Batman has PTSD and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder” this suddenly makes SO MUCH MORE SENSE because if there is a way to get a telepath to go “um no thank you” to some mental shenanigans it would be someone with constant obsessive intrusive thought spirals and massive trauma.

Like Martian Manhunter hooking up a mental link between Justice League members trying to screen out how Batman’s brain is screaming at him for the entire 12 hour mission about how Nightwing hasn’t stopped by the cave to switch out his costume for the new improved kevlar weave so he has definitely already been killed by a rocket launcher and oh god what is Batman going to say at the funeral

so after the mission is over Martian Manhunter has like, a telepathic hangover and has to call Dick up on his Justice League reserve communicator going “I swear to god, if you don’t get your ass to Gotham to switch out your suit I will come down there, phase into your body and WALK YOU THERE MYSELF. Which incidentally, IS ALSO SOMETHING BATMAN WORRIES ABOUT” and then has to crawl into bed for 3 days 

[flash2e]

Finally i finished yaey i looove robstar why tf is it so blurry

[vampykitty-kun2]

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

✨Tim is wearing glasses✨

- DC's Hawk-Girl Summer

[cringefail-loser]

42 personal questions ask game

how many followers do you have?

when’s the last time you went on a date

how many posts have you made?

What type of shoes do you wear?

what colour are the walls of your room

where are you right now? (not exact location. ex: at a park)

would you consider yourself good at art?

who was your first kiss?

do you still sleep with stuffed animals?

what’s your favourite piece of clothing you own?

do you live in an urban, suburban, or rural area?

what’s your favourite store to shop at? (online or irl)

if you had to choose one POSITIVE word to describe yourself, what would it be?

do you collect anything?

what’s the last thing you ate?

if you go to therapy, do you like your therapist?

what’s one thing you want to buy, but don’t have the money or resources to get?

Who’s the first person you can think of?

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?

If you could revive one tv show that has been cancelled, what show would it be?

do you consider yourself a part of any alternative subculture? if so, which one(s)?

who was your childhood favourite music artist?

CDs or record players?

Do you believe in any conspiracy theories?

would you get back together with an ex if given the opportunity?

favourite kid’s show character?

is the person you call your best friend actually your best friend?

when you’re sad, do you prefer to listen to music to match your mood, or listen to happy music?

what’s the last outfit you wore?

do you have any online friends?

least favourite clothing style that is currently popular

how often do you do your laundry?

do you prefer silver or gold jewelry?

what’s your book/movie/tv guilty pleasure?

if you could change your hair however you want, how would you change it?

do you paint your nails?

what’s an uncommon/specific /obscure topic you’re interested in?

what’s the name of your first pet/what would you name your first pet if you had one?

what’s one feature you would change on tumblr?

what’s the most interesting item you own?

would you rather go on a date at a museum or a concert?

what’s one regret you have?

[superbatbrat]

fuck i accidentally just clicked unfollow on someone and now i’ll never know who i unfollowed cause i don’t see fuck fuck