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Artist, animal lover (probably a little too obsessed with dragons), bisexual, science lover, hater of trump, def shitposter, occational over the top fangirl

[molotovgrifter]

sorry i said gay when you and your buddy had a massive falling out and tried to kill each other. it just kinda looked like that.

[poolboydivision]

x

[storm-of-feathers]

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[dhaaruni]

This is very good

[jomjjeoro]

hey guys. this is my invention. check it out

[bastionkeeper]

listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy

[parkchanwoohoo]

[victimeyez]

Some of y’all need to chill. Not me though. I need to go apeshit

[lostinthelegs]

Neck

[kosmogrl]

[glisteringlord]

[carnelianfoxx]

howl’s moving van

[carnelianfoxx]

[givemethedamnflowers]

[silversneasels]

[sweet-milky-tea705]

[sharkfiinn]

[eldest-daughter-syndrome]

[cash4bees]

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

[anxietyproblem]

[goth-queen]

[theradioghost]

in the words of the great Elizabethan wordsmith William Shakespeare, in Hamlet Act IV Scene V, “When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions.” or, in the words of the great Twitter wordsmith @Horse_ebooks,

[ritavonbees]

this is 1947 Cincinnati Enquirer erasure

[marisatomay]

please do not forget your smash mouth

[kokiri-leaf]

[lierdumoa]

The original quote is expressing a “When it rains it pours” sentiment. The rest of these quotes are expressing an “It is always endlessly and unceasingly pouring” sentiment.

These don’t actually mean the same thing.

It’s actually kind of concerning that all of you read a quote saying, “when times are hard they are really hard” and collectively chose to misinterpret that to mean “good times do not exist; pain is unrelenting and eternal.”