i wanna blast johnny bravo's b-hole

dank memes only (18+ only pls)

[amanonthecorner]

This one goes out to all the buckaroos whose trot has been SIGNIFICANTLY IMPROVED by the art of @drchucktingle

[seafolks]

salmon so tasty it make me eat hasty / when salmon is finished the joy is diminished

[beatlesweatles]

[huffylemon]

[hispanicdisorder]

Obsessed with this syntax

[24ozsteak]

FUCK aliens ! we got these crazy shits under da sea and we’re not payin any attention!!!

[24ozsteak]

YES

[khaos4k]

“the colony can regenerate injured parts or continue growing after being broken apart. Unless all individual clones are killed at the same time, a colony can theoretically live forever”

This thing is fucking mythical

[elvencantation]

yeehaw

[unrelentingcheeseburgers-ss13]

It's Elephants Foot Friday!!!!

RB to instantly receive 8000 roentgens of radiation

[dogesterone]

deliberately forging a long distance polycule such that each member is situated at the point of a pentagram around the united states and when we charge our JO crystals at the same time all walmart supercenters are replaced by affordable housing

[dogesterone]

i dont mind the fma tags but this is actually the funniest thing someone's tagged this as

[dogesterone]

[truenoodle]

"alas" is a truly S tier english word. fantastic mouthfeel, makes me sound like a world-weary wizard, looks cool when written out. good job to whoever created this word.

[mortalityplays]

many of you weren't on the internet in the days before voice chat, before youtube, and don't know what it was like to hear someone roll the dice on pronouncing 'meme' out loud in real life. I heard mem. I heard mee-mee. I heard maim. I heard may-may. you weren't there you don't understand.

[seobot]

[bayouette]

I have a folder called Time is a Flat Circle in which I collect evidence of humanity. Here is most of them.

[aqueerkettleofish]

Okayokayokayokaybut "My hand will wear out but the inscription will remain" is kind of a power line BEFORE you factor in that it is, in fact, over a thousand years old.

[dduane]

It’s always good to spend a few moments, on a quiet day, looking through the Family album.

[badassdemonsword]

I need to post the video for context I am NOT putting an actual gun in Dolby mouth. dont cancel me. but this is the funniest image of me ever taken

[mrhealyourgirl]

[covertfolklorewarfare]

Amazing app

[covertfolklorewarfare]

[evilphone]

take his ass to margaritaville

[plaguedocboi]

Releases a single angelic note

[mephostophilis]

they call me cultured

[mephostophilis]

on account of all the bacteria

[arcnoise]

some time ago i introduced the phrase "food pact" to my friends as a shorthand for "i'll go make and eat food if you also make and eat food" and ever since then ive just started incorporating more pacts into my life. stay hydrated pact. stretch break pact. stop doomscrolling and go to bed pact. we need to bring this back in vogue more people should be making pacts imo

[arcnoise]

the best part of this is when you ask "who wants to do a shower pact" and you get a half dozen friends all rolling up saying "the pact is sealed". faustian behavior

[v1leblood]