Sveater West

Weird and uncomfortable things from the deep belly of the internet.

[valhallv]

[everyones-beau]

In this house, we believe:

The world's locations are relative

The world's particulars are measurable

The world's particulars are explainable

The world's particulars exert causal force

Events have causes

These causes are impersonal

These causes are amoral

[dear-julien]

I wish i could make wet passionate love to Dr. Pepper. That soda has done so much for me personally.

[tycemage]

Would you settle for his step brother?

[dear-julien]

*sigh*

fiiiiine

🫱(‿¤‿)🫲

[luetta]

hey bro last night was really fun, i felt my inner flower bloom in your presence. sadly the only butterfly species with a long enough proboscis went extinct long ago. but i saw you ate that fruit cup without cutlery so maybe not all hope is lost

[jade-sutures]

[the-fear-institute]

A truck carrying a bunch of bees toppled over near my old home the other day

[the-fear-institute]

Hysterical correction from the sherrifs office

[the-fear-institute]

[tahthetrickster]

[strangetikigod]

[official-bee-posts]

Official 14 million bees post! 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝

[ashitomarisu]

[senatortedcruz]

Just found a $50 bill in the street let’s hear it for girls posting their Ws online

[senatortedcruz]

Oh my fucking god I am going to kill myself

[aire1111]

50 foreskin dollars

[captain-price-returns]

driving my 6000 lb cry for help to chipotle

[akashicrecord]

Showed my mom this pic and she said "what have they done to him"

[futchcassidy]

why on god's green earth would you show this to your mother

[akashicrecord]

we're white

[karvina]

stop thinking with your dick and start thinking with your pussy. ok now stop thinking with your pussy and start thinking with your dick again. meditate on the differences between them. call me back when you get it.

[sparklebog]

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

[sparklebog]

It's scary to think about babies in an emergency but I guess it's a crazy world out there

Emergency baby

[fuckblast]

[Francisco de Goya]

[dw]

[carbomcoco]

I am utterly captivated by this video series that Taryn Delanie and friends have been making on TikTok

[escuerzoresucitado]

[dontswallow]

and yet he's still trapped. what did he gain

[capacity2]

His dignity

[achesspiece]

she's giving me head that i can only explain feels like it's been given from a creature with a thousand years of sworn vengeance against my pussy

[nina-iseri]

extremely evocative textbook diagram

[king-carnivore]

[24985uhjnetfoiuswhiejnklmpfos0]

fuck it 10 pm post we like to party

[moonkitty]

this video feels like seeing an old friend for the first time in a decade