[hypnopomicwolf]

Get you a freak that

Genuinely loves and cares about you and your mental health.

[yourresidentginger]

my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody is else is equally or more uncomfortable I develop the sudden ability to Do The Thing

[castielsteenwolf]

i cant go and ask for more ketchup for myself but if my friend wants more ketchup im out of my seat in a second

[thehotgirlproject]

The mom friend override

[selfcarepropaganda]

yesss, exploit the hell out of these loopholes! when i was living abroad, for some reason i found speaking the language and just generally being in public so much easier when a friend from home was visiting. it temporarily reveals your capabilities to you.

[conquerorwurm]

One of my favorite things to see is random people trying to interact with unfamiliar outdoor cats. Just standing there with a hand out, making kissy noises, maybe meowing at the cat while it ignores them. Mankind at its best and least dignified

[combeferret]

#stop calling me out

[jumpingjacktrash]

if you want to interact with a cat that doesn’t know you, sit down not facing it. glance at it occasionally and make an inviting noise, but mostly just play with your phone or whatever.

the cat will almost certainly come over to check you out sooner or later. it’ll stay out of arm’s reach because it doesn’t know if you’re a jerk. offer your hand and let the cat sniff. wait. if the cat wants pettins, it will indicate that by noofing your hand, flopping on its side, or coming in close.

the cat may want to be bros but not get pettins. in that case, it will sit or lie near you but out of reach. this is friendly! the cat is saying, you’re a person in my neighborhood! hi neighbor!

of course, it’s possible that the cat is a great big cuddleslut and will come love all over you. that happens too. but if it doesn’t, that doesn’t mean it’s an unfriendly cat. be chill and let the cat choose how close to get, and you’ll find most cats are pretty friendly.

[alittleflare]

The only information that matters

[bopeep]

not to be corny but if u get to see the person u love everyday i hope ur not taking it for granted

[ambivalentme-blog-blog]

[giddytf2-deactivated20150525]

Always reblog big kitties with their leetle kitties.

[hammered-hoagie-deactivated2017]

OH MY GOD

[whispersinthestatic]

I am really happy the house cat was included at the bottom, haha

[weloveshortvideos]

[sourisms]

adorable

[amoying]

This such pure ™ content

[jodiefoster]

i’m not sleepy in a cute way but in a chronic depression and insomnia way 

[sadpantsu]

[mjwatson]

girls!!!!!!! every single one. gorgeous.

[fabricferret-deactivated2022012]

girls!!!!!!! every single one. powerful.

[restless-reading-deactivated201]

girls!!!!!!! every single one. important.

[dateaboysuggestions]

date a boy who has a cute accent when he speaks english

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[cate-geo]

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

[dvonmc]

Friggin, yis

[siriuslygray]

This is a really old thing

I wonder if it still works?

We are the Fallen Angels

[marvelousmisterscamander]

((I JUST SPIT COFFEE ALL OVER MY COMPUTER.))

[shakclebolt-deactivated20240919]

this is art

[babyanimalgifs]

What kind of pokemon is this?

[artaline]

human: *is heating up food*

alien: why are you doing that?

human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency

[alivesmilinggirl]

Human: *is eating ice cream*

alien: wait you forgot to make that one vibrate!

human: well, you see, not with this food

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

This one is already vibrating at he desired frequency, but if it starts to vibrate at a higher frequency I lock it back in the cold box.

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

Human: *just reheated pizza in the oven*

Other human: *is eating a slice of the same pizza, but cold*

Alien: *exasperated sputtering*

[ritavonbees]

Human: shots! shots! shots!

Alien: this liquid has negligible nutritional value and, furthermore, contains some molecules that I believe are poisonous to your species.

Human: …look, sometimes we just like to gather in social groups and disorient ourselves

[coco-chip]

The fbi man behind my webcam whenever I reblog “fbi man who’s spying on me” memes:

[hausofbhd]

[novice-heartbreaker-deactivated]

Taking time to affirm and appreciate yourself everyday is so important.

[gameandwatch-deactivated2013043]

Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]

[yggdrasilly-blog]

oh my god

[pigeonstalking]

NOOOOOOO

[aanubis]

they all gasped like OHHH

[shelbyfero69-deactivated2017022]

IM CRYING IM PHYSICALLY CRYING HE FALLS AND THERE ALL LIKE WHAAAAWHOA U OK BRO AND HE GETS UP LIKE *SIGH* YEAH ITS FINE

[lanibgoode]

Having a bad day? push play, and within six seconds all you will feel is tears of laughter streaming down your face and the stomach cramps of laughing too hard.

[jenny-hanniver]

This is one of the finest things ever captured on film.