may the moon wash away my sorrows and troubles

27 // synesthestic // cashapp: $softstrawberryangel // paypal.me/softstrawberryjamz ♡ i'll blow you a kiss ♡

[dick-hardboiled]

There is absolutely a platonic explanation for that

[dick-hardboiled]

But I will also entertain the non platonic for my own edification do u understand

[goldensunset]

[weaselknievel]

wails desperately and then goes back to doing fucjing whatever

[carmenbelair]

[aidashakur]

[boltlightning]

I DONT CARE HOW MANY BEDS THERE WERE. WHAT IS YOUR BOOK ABOUT

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

(tearfully) w- working at the mattress store

[boltlightning]

i'm so fucking sorry. can you ever forgive me

[anxietyproblem]

[kosmogrl]

"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner

[traumatizedbyeggsandwich]

Every photo of Johnny Cash and Bob Dylan together looks like a a respectable mafia boss father named Giovanni and his weird son who bites sometimes

[overateddumbass]

Yeahhhh, you're right

[segamascott]

[gremlinservant]

Just vaccinated three kids and got kicked thank GOD I am selling them today

Edit:

THIS IS A POST ABOUT GOATS!!

[chaesong-hwa]

the great divide is like what if you stayed and it haunted you and what if you left and it haunted you and what if you came back and it haunted you

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

"do it scared" this "do it tired" that. well no one ever talks about the fucking insurmountable "do it with greasy hair"

[dicksmasher]

[i-give-out-dogs]

Belgian Shepherd

[dicksmasher]

[eulaalia-deactivated20170111]

man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

[teathattast]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

seal point

[lichenes]

aye aye captain

[thoughtcascades]

nobody warns you adulthood means craving physical contact like it's a vitamin deficiency

[pangur-and-grim]