Completely disable Copilot in Windows 11
You too can get the satisfaction of maiming or killing a spy embedded in your organization.
Thanks for posting this!
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Completely disable Copilot in Windows 11
You too can get the satisfaction of maiming or killing a spy embedded in your organization.
Thanks for posting this!
The thing about bans on "obscene" of "pornographic" material to remember if you are queer is that no matter what what you sexual preferences are, you will be classified as obscene and pornographic.
Are you the straightest, most vanilla trans person on the planet who only likes heterosexual missionary with a single gender stereotypical cisgender people? Obscene! Pornographic! (Autogynophilic if you're trans femme)! Banned!
Are you the queerest queer that ever queered and you engage in the most wild sex with kinks so specific that not even AO3 has even began to fathom and would break the brain of anyone who has even ever tried to conceive of a gender or sex binary? Obscene! Pornographic! Banned!
If you are ace and have absolutely no attraction to anyone or even the slightest interest in sex? Doesn't matter, your very existence as a person who goes outside expected western dichotomous gender based on assigned birth sex is in and of itself offensive. Obscene! Pornographic! Banned!
You are not immune.
They will come after you, too. We've seen it happen repeatedly over and over for decades
a couple months ago i got a job selling cheese and something about my work environment makes me come across noticably gayer. could not tell you why. something inherently faggy about the cheese business
today the world's most heterosexual man comes up like "hey my wife wants me to pick up a soft spreadable cheese. like maybe a goat cheese" and i was like "well these are our chevres. but there's this LOVELY lavender fennel goat cheese by cypress grove if you're feeling zesty. are you feeling zesty" and he was like "...i am. i am feeling zesty" like the idea of feeling zesty had only just now occured to him
if you were surrounded by cheese all day you'd be enthusiastic and attentive too
i had a fever dream about hrt gummies
[tip me im broke lol]
"Do you wish your vacheena was a peeNis or geegnis is vagengi. Want big boober or tiddied explode of [reverberating] fuck."
"Introducing H R T. Destosteroast. Estrager. Whendsforiain't forya."
I wish people would stop saying “It’s July. Well done for wasting half a year.” Did you make someone smile in the past six months? Did you stroke a cat or throw a stick for a dog? Did you learn a new fact or teach someone a new joke? Did you laugh, cry, scream or sing in the past six months? Because if so, congratulations for not wasting your time at all.
Happy 10th birthday to this, my post of all time. Glad to have spent the last 10+ years wasting my time on tumblr with you all 💖
I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.
I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲
Happy Pride Month!
Faust is back for the 5th time! If you want to use the flag of your choice as an avatar, they're under the cut. They're free to use as long as it's for personal use only.
here’s my small tip of the day
If you want your hair to look its best, without any unwanted oils, dirt, or product residue, consider giving your hairbrush a thorough clean
my flatmates and i were talking about the little adult tips and tricks you learn living with other people, and one thing we were discussing is all the little things you sometimes don’t think about cleaning (but can be really helpful + beneficial to do)!
here’s another one lots of people forget
Washing plastic shower curtains is easy. Learn how to pretreat, machine wash, and hand wash shower curtains, as well as how often to wash pl
since this is back in my notes, here’s another addition
Your toothbrush is an important oral hygiene tool but it doesn't last forever. In fact, it needs to be replaced frequently. Here's what you
(also - lots of people forget to clean their toothbrush holder, me included lmao. try to do that somewhat frequently, bc that swiftly becomes the nasty zone)
another addition that came up in my flat that a lot of people miss (+ get embarrassed/shamed for), which is 100% understandable if you’re never taught or it never comes up
Learn about dirty belly buttons. Is yours in need of a cleaning? We’ll show you how to clean it — whether it’s an innie or an outie — so you
Theres a ton of discussion about how to keep a healing piercing clean, and with good reason. It’s crucial to be cleaning correctly with a he
Another addition of things people tend to forget/miss/maybe not do as often as they could or should
You can help replenish minerals and stop further demineralization with lifestyle changes and home remedies before tooth decay occurs.
Another good addition - oral health is super important, and lots and lots of people struggle with it! It’s also important to stay on top of though because realistically, dental care is extremely expensive, and avoiding needing it where possible is going to make your life a lot easier
Keeping your toes in tip-top shape is key to staying pain-free. Here's everything you need to know about shoe fit, hygiene, and more.
New addition! I have a more in-depth post somewhere about foot care as someone with chronic plantar fasciitis.
Lots of people don’t care good care of their feet for a number of reasons, but probably a lot because it doesn’t even cross their mind. However taking good care is a really good idea because pain or damage to the foot is genuinely terribly, plus can seriously inhibit mobility.
Even learning stretches you can do in the morning/evening while you check your phone, or when you’re at a desk, or whenever works can be a real game changer. I reduced a hell of a lot of pain just by making the effort to commit 10 mins a day to stretching through my heels and foot. It is very much worth it.
Another addition to this ever growing post: razor care!
not applicable to everyone (because you really shouldn’t ever feel obliged to shave) but useful if you do. keeping the blades sterile is good (esp if you’re like me and prone to nicking yourself), and proper care can help you extend the life of any razor (and we all know these kinds of costs can add up)
With heavy use, hair, skin cells and other debris can accumulate in your shaving implements. Before long, this will dull their performance a
I was meeting a client at a famous museum’s lounge for lunch (fancy, I know) and had an hour to kill afterwards so I joined the first random docent tour I could find. The woman who took us around was a great-grandmother from the Bronx “back when that was nothing to brag about” and she was doing a talk on alternative mediums within art.
What I thought that meant: telling us about unique sculpture materials and paint mixtures.
What that actually meant: an 84yo woman gingerly holding a beautifully beaded and embroidered dress (apparently from Ukraine and at least 200 years old) and, with tears in her eyes, showing how each individual thread was spun by hand and weaved into place on a cottage floor loom, with bright blue silk embroidery thread and hand-blown beads intricately piercing the work of other labor for days upon days, as the labor of a dozen talented people came together to make something so beautiful for a village girl’s wedding day.
What it also meant: in 1948, a young girl lived in a cramped tenement-like third floor apartment in Manhattan, with a father who had just joined them after not having been allowed to escape through Poland with his pregnant wife nine years earlier. She sits in her father’s lap and watches with wide, quiet eyes as her mother’s deft hands fly across fabric with bright blue silk thread (echoing hands from over a century years earlier). Thread that her mother had salvaged from white embroidery scraps at the tailor’s shop where she worked and spent the last few days carefully dying in the kitchen sink and drying on the roof.
The dress is in the traditional Hungarian fashion and is folded across her mother’s lap: her mother doesn’t had a pattern, but she doesn’t need one to make her daughter’s dress for the fifth grade dance. The dress would end up differing significantly from the pure white, petticoated first communion dresses worn by her daughter’s majority-Catholic classmates, but the young girl would love it all the more for its uniqueness and bright blue thread.
And now, that same young girl (and maybe also the villager from 19th century Ukraine) stands in front of us, trying not to clutch the old fabric too hard as her voice shakes with the emotion of all the love and humanity that is poured into the labor of art. The village girl and the girl in the Bronx were very different people: different centuries, different religions, different ages, and different continents. But the love in the stitches and beads on their dresses was the same. And she tells us that when we look at the labor of art, we don’t just see the work to create that piece - we see the labor of our own creations and the creations of others for us, and the value in something so seemingly frivolous.
But, maybe more importantly, she says that we only admire this piece in a museum because it happened to survive the love of the wearer and those who owned it afterwards, but there have been quite literally billions of small, quiet works of art in billions of small, quiet homes all over the world, for millennia. That your grandmother’s quilt is used as a picnic blanket just as Van Gogh’s works hung in his poor friends’ hallways. That your father’s hand-painted model plane sets are displayed in your parents’ livingroom as Grecian vases are displayed in museums. That your older sister’s engineering drawings in a steady, fine-lined hand are akin to Da Vinci’s scribbles of flying machines.
I don’t think there’s any dramatic conclusions to be drawn from these thoughts - they’ve been echoed by thousands of other people across the centuries. However, if you ever feel bad for spending all of your time sewing, knitting, drawing, building lego sets, or whatever else - especially if you feel like you have to somehow monetize or show off your work online to justify your labor - please know that there’s an 84yo museum docent in the Bronx who would cry simply at the thought of you spending so much effort to quietly create something that’s beautiful to you.
why be radically exclusionary abt queerness when you could be radically inclusionary instead. let's inflate the numbers. let's become the majority. the sky's the limit
"we can't let just ANYONE call themselves queer!!" what are you talking about. I'm steepling my fingers and gleefully cackling every time we Get Another One and you should be too. lock in.
why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain
no one tell him
This is it, lads. The post that started us on this path 9 years ago.
I sure hope no one told him.
Si la migra aparecen en su puerta
no abras la puerta. Estate calmado. Usted tiene derechos.
Si piden entrar, pregunten si tienen una orden firmada por un juez.
Si dicen que lo tienen, piden verlo.
Una orden de administración de ICE (formulario 1-200, 1-205) no les permite entrar a su hogar sin su consentimiento.
Si no tienen una orden firmada por un juez, usted puede negarse a dejarlos entrar
Si se fuerzan, no resistan. Dile a todos en la residencia que permanezcan en silencio.
Si usted es arrestado, permanezca en silencio y no firme nada hasta que hable con un abogado.
Here’s a resource on how to fight back against ICE Agents who try to invade your home, schools, place of work, or anywhere else.
REBLOG FOR REACH
it’s time
ITS NOT TIME ITS FUCKING MARCH I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS
it’s time
237 more days till halloween! ITS LIKE NEXT MONTH GUYS
I have a feeling someone had this queued for an entire year just so they could post this in march
I T S T I M E
ITS TIME
IT’S MARCH YOU ANIMALS
IT’S LITERALLY MARCH 8TH 2017 THE FUCK IS THIS DOING ON MY DASH
ITS MARCH , 2018.
ITS TIME
I swear tumblr has a thing about March. What’s going on? I thought I knew all of tumblr’s secrets.
Well I guess I haven’t even been here for a full year yet, so…
it’s time.
Time
INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY
March 2, 2019
IT’S TIME
@thefingerfuckingfemalefury
<3 IT’S TIME <3
guys we are only 100,100 notes off we can do this!
IT IS TIME
MARCHOWEEN
honest to fuck, after the year-long March 2020, y’all can celebrate Halloween whenever the fuck you want. Time has no meaning. It has always been March. it will be March forever.
World Heritage Post
March 1, 2023
and this gem is back on my dash <3
it’s march 2023 motherfuckers
MARCH MARCH
Guys …. I think it’s time.
MARCH MARCH
happy halloweeen!!!!!!
YEAAAAHHH MARCH 2024!!! HAPPY HALLOWED WIENER
You know what time it is