Swisher's Blog

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[swisherblog]

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[swisherblog]

WIF Lace Front Wig LF101 Giveaway

Competition - WIF Lace Front Wig LF101 Giveaway

Check out @wigisfashion! I'm entering the WIF Lace Front Wig LF101 Giveaway Competition.

[swisherblog]

#nofilter #nomakeup #ihatemornings #pleebs

[bullied]

90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.

[archivedmedia]

[heyeffy]

“Which is low key why I made the fucking video”

[yruos]

THIS IS PORNOGRAPHIC

[larryharryquitecontrary]

I fucking love this girl so much

[suicideisjustthebeginningg]

[boujee-xx]

I swear I just shed a tear cause my soul was just touched. 😢

[cooolasssluusshhh]

LMAO YES 😫

[chaiiiteaprincess-deactivated20]

UGH!!!! all too fucking accurate

[aspen-queen-deactivated20160106]

Shaving your vagina hacks: 1) Don’t use shaving cream. It leaves too much stubble. Use conditioner instead. 2) always use a fresh razor. If one isn’t available you can hone your razor by rubbing it in the opposite direction that you shave in on your jeans or similar fabric. Make sure it’s sharp! 3) To avoid a rash/razor burn, apply unscented stick deodorant in the direction of hair growth after you towel off.

[focused-above]

^ god bless you

[hollowedskin]

seconding the deoderant trick, helps with ingrowns too

[pricklyheart]

Im gonna add more onto here bc everyone deserves a shaved coochie that is smooth and non-irritated okay: - if your hair is really thick or hasn’t been shaved for a while i’d advise trimming it a bit before you start shaving. - it is suggested that when you shave you go in the direction the hair grows but then wait, that doesn’t actually remove much hair?? So I usually do it sideways going from one side to the other, so you aren’t going against the grain but are still removing the hair. - deffo use conditioner as it states above, i’ve also heard of people using coconut oil? But i haven’t tried that yet so idk how well it works. - okay so you shaved your coochie and it looks so cute so the next thing is, as soon as you step out the bath/shower get a wet flannel as cold as you can handle (i usually get this ready in the sink before i get in the bath/shower) and basically just pat the whole area with the cold water (DO NOT RUB) this helps close all the pores straight away and soothes the irritation. - the next step is to moisurise. Use something really gentle on the skin, unscented is best. I use baby oil but please don’t use that unless you don’t plan on having sex using condoms as ~baby oil erodes condoms~ again some people use coconut oil. - Don’t ever put any oils, conditioner, moisturiser inside your vagina or like near your vulva like don’t even use any product at all past the external labia please. - usually if this is the first time you have done it or you haven’t for a while let your skin settle a week or so if not longer as some irritation will likely occur and you don’t want to be shaving over the top of that. Trust me, I tried to shave at 14 and had no idea how to do it and ended up in a mess. Reblog to save a coochie.

[la-babyyk-deactivated20170308]

reblog to save a coochie

[fruuiticles]

Thank you

[rawrastarainbows]

Nair

[gg-so-peachy-deactivated2017061]

Nair be having you fucked up as if you just got done shaving too. Lol. Shit be burning like hell.

[swisherblog]

Smells like shit too

[thebestoftumbling]

clever dog tricked me into game of fetch

[weirdbuzzfeed]

[toolers]

i’d like to nominate this for an oscar 

[dutchstore]

How to get my boyfriend’s attention by Meghan McCarthy

[kinksharne]

when the test question says “describe what’s happening in the picture” but the picture be like

[awwww-cute]

She looked perfectly into the camera

[swansong-willows]

[drunkwatchingspongebob-deactiva]

This is really special

[eurynomephoenix18]

Visit Original Link

[diligar]

ITS TIME ITS TIME ITS T I M E

[plant-royalty]

NO IT’S TOO EARLY STOP RIGHT THERE

[mttgwen]

IT’S TIME

[spaced-out-and-shut-in]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

[guygirder]

#PronouncingThingsIncorrectly at Jose Tejas

[fallska-deactivated20221117]

Yeah so there was a pumpkin on fire in my science class today

[kianayouwanna]

tHE SKELETONS HAVE A NEW ENEMY

[darkwee009]

This is Halloween

This is Halloween

[bulletfarming]

2 spoopy 2 soon

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[redandbrunette]

i want you to stay for one day and one nigh with me and give me sp much love i dont have to cry of lonliness tonight, every night

[swiftaylrs]

no bUT THE LAST TIME I DID THIS SHIT I WISHED MEETING MY IDOL AND IT WAS RIGHT BEFORE I FCKING GOT THE FCKING EMAIL SAYING I WAS GOING TO MEET TAYLOR OH MY GOD

[openyourthird-eye]

REBLOGGING AGAIN BC THE FIRST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS I WISHED TO GET OUT OF MY MISERABLE TOWN AND I MOVED TO NORTH CAROLINA (a whOLE NEW STATE!!!! FAR FAR AWAY) AND THEN I SAW THIS AGAIN AND I WISHED TO TRAVEL MORE AND GUESS WHAT LIL BUDDY! I WENT TO ENGLAND AND FRANCE AND NOW IM GOING TO THAILAND AND TAIWAN THIS SUMMER. SO NOW IM REBLOGGING AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD THIS WORKS!!!

[cummingcourtesy]

I want to explore old abandoned homes with creaky floors and broken windows with you.

[fuckingsellout-deactivated20170]

u all gonna die