[hotboyproblems]

this is my dream job

[badtunesboi-deactivated20180307]

“Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree?“

[phoenix-phoenix-deactivated2019]

Holy shit this fucking super power. The avengers did Quicksilver WRONG.

[professor-maple-mod]

Holy shit

[ayalaatreides]

The brilliant thing about this isn’t just the CGI, it’s the clever little touches of humor– mussing the boy’s hair, saving the goldfish, drinking the soda can, the moonwalk, lining up the dart with the dartboard. I notice new details every time I see this clip. You can watch this scene with zero context and still fully enjoy it. You don’t need to know who he is or who he’s saving or why. There’s a guy who runs real fast and he’s saving people from an explosion, and he’s having a blast with it, and that’s all you need to know. It’s entertaining and fully comprehensible even if you know nothing about the movie. That’s damn good filmmaking.

[annwn]

[slavery]

Who is voltron didn’t the avengers kill him in 2014

[arachnofiend]

No, you’re thinking of Ultron. Voltron is the boy genius protagonist in a defunct Nickelodeon cartoon.

[tryforce-deactivated20211211]

You’re thinking of Jimmy Neutron. Voltron is a spherical, electric-type Pokemon from gen 1 that resembles a poke ball.

[lukasdenise-stuff]

No, you’re thinking of Voltorb. Voltron is that movie with the guys that rode motorcycles on lines of lights? It looked really like simplistic future tech.

[mybeltruns]

No, you’re thinking of Tron. Voltron is the main antagonist in the Harry Potter fictional novel series created by J.K. Rowling.

[coldswarkids]

No, you’re thinking of Voldemort.  Voltron is the royalty class of vampires from Stephenie Meyer’s infamous teenage fantasy romance series, the Twilight Saga.

[thefireescapist]

No, you’re thinking of the Volturi. Voltron is the company that infamously built all of the bomb shelters in the critically acclaimed Fallout franchise.

[spitefuleternity]

No, you’re thinking of Vault-Tech. Voltron is actually a video game reviewer with a robot bird, and is slightly responsible for the flex tape meme

[miffyremade]

No, you’re thinking of JonTron. Voltron is the main character of the High School Musical franchise who is a basketball player.

[tehdoctahizeen]

No, you’re thinking of Troy Bolton. Voltron is the guy who sang in Disney’s Lion King.

[timberfins]

No, you’re thinking of Elton John. Voltron is a state in the northeast United States

[fly-over-europes-skies]

No, you’re thinking of Vermont. Voltron is the unit of electrical potential.

[theimpalialarmy-deactivated2018]

No, you’re thinking of Voltage. Voltron was a french Enlightenment writer and philosopher during the 18th Century. 

[krictus]

No, you’re thinking of Voltaire. Voltron is an evil symbiote that fights Spider man.

[destroyscythe-heck]

No you’re thinking of Venom. Voltron is that fire type fox pokemon

[zell-dincht]

No, you’re thinking of Vulpix.  Voltron is a Danish heavy metal band.

[korrashaircut]

No, you’re thinking of Volbeat. Voltron is a distilled beverage composed primarily of water and ethanol, but sometimes with traces of impurities and flavourings

[spaladin]

No, you’re thinking of Volvic. Voltron is the leader of the Decepticons, the antagonistic alien race in Transformers.

[deactivated42069420-deactivated]

No, you’re thinking of Megatron. Voltron is a German automaker company founded in 1937.

[vale-gaai]

No, you’re thinking of Volkswagen. Voltron is the Swedish automaker company founded in 1926.

[spiider-rii]

No you’re thinking of Volvo, Voltron is that one dinosaur that’s super fast and has very big and sharp claws.

[jeremyfanboy]

No, you’re thinking of Velociraptor. Voltron is a treatment with a weakened or dead form of a disease to produce immunity against that disease.

[pockysaurus]

No, you’re thinking of Vaccine. Voltron is a household item used to suck up dust and dirt to keep the carpets of homes and buildings clean.

[stark-park]

No, you’re thinking of Vacuum. Voltron is the guy who was in Mary Poppins and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

[thefakerachelray]

No, you’re thinking of Van Dyke. Voltron is a measurement of the space taken up by matter, calculated as length x width x height.

[mick-is-asleep]

No you’re thinking of Volume. Voltron is a large black bird that eats dead animals at the side of road

[ihavenoideasoceral]

No, you’re thinking of Vulture. Voltron is a subatomic particle with a negative electric charge.

[daydreamsandwikiwalks]

No, you’re thinking of Electron. Voltron is an instrument used for measuring electrical potential difference between two points in an electric circuit.

[crookedjellyfishwonderland]

No, you’re thinking of voltmeter. Voltron is the french word for car.

[slavery]

[curseworm]

does mace work on birds

[curseworm]

if a heron is attacking me will mace be an effective deterrent

[curseworm]

time sensitive question please respond

[garbage-empress]

card front:

oil painting of a stereotypical gondola rower waving at the viewer and smiling

card inside:

So sorry for your loss!

My Gondolences!

[hotboyproblems]

this made me burst out laughing

[misplaced-syllables-deactivated]

u ever look at someone u used to be obsessed with and be like FOR WHAT

[princesstigerbelle]

✨Curious Zelda ✨

[bogleech]

wait a minute...

I always thought this invisible guy on the Powerpuff Girls was just funny because he’s obviously dressed as a pimp, but it only now occurs to me that maybe it’s not an invisible dog he’s got on a leash.

[askdinkeldash]

Ooooooh…

[chelle-the-evil-queen-deactivat]

…oh.

[iwatchtoomuchshonen]

Oh…

[rotwench]

oh no

[bismuthspartnerincrime]

[justsomeantifas]

me trying to write satire for the onion: and in a shocking turn of events russia appointed actor steven seagal to represent us-russian humanitarian ties

the news before i hit enter:

[ampervadasz]

[saiasus]

[vittyyluvscookies]

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

[submissivefeminist]

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

[chaotichowlite]

‘Vagina-owners’

[anxiousnerd]

Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

[sexylibrarian1]

Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special

[occupyvenus]

Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?

[phantoms-lair]

There is actually a test for that last one!

Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room

[taysweetbae]

reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners

[greedyagain]

The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.

[twitterlols]

[1000125]

sometimes i just sit and think about ways a genie can grant wishes.

[bethboxin]

Ron just got his howler from his mom yelling at him for stealing the car. He seems super embarrassed and most of the Great Hall is laughing. But here’s the thing:

Ron is 12 years old.

Ron stole a car.

Ron fucking stole a fucking car at the age of TWELVE.

I would not be laughing at him. Ronald Weasley is a fucking bad ass. When was the last time you jacked a car Malfoy? That’s what I thought. Bitch.

[dinosaurrainbowstarfish]

Harry woke up at 3 am, wrote this, and went back to sleep.

[prokopetz]

You know, an R-rated Deadpool film is well and good, but I kind of want to see Wade show up in one of the regular X-Men films, too.

I want to see him hastily catch himself every time he’s about to say “fuck”, because he knows that the film - being rated PG-13 - is only allowed one F-bomb, and he wants to make it count.

I want to see him throw the ugliest tantrum when, after he spends the whole movie saving up that one allotted “fuck” for the perfect moment, somebody else uses it up before he has a chance.

[dark-pika]

And that someone is Wolverine.

[thesonicscrew]

I so love that this is completely possible in upcoming films

[insertnerdyjokehere]

Wade: Everyone knowns PG-13 mean you only get one f-bomb. Gotta use it wisely.

Wolverine: What the fuck are you talking about?