Blue Is My Accent

[t0r-torasaurous]

SELF DISCOVERY (dnd homebrew ideas)

You start with a pre-determined young adult character. (you can ask the dm for background and history checks on yourself to learn more, a players choice). You spend the time in the quest figuring out who you are and what you are good at or bad at. The mystery of life is the main campaign goal and how your character develops through challenges determines level ups and skill attributes etc. The DM or GM has your character notes in front of them, managing the numbers and making notes on your achievement’s to determine your skill point gains.

[t0r-torasaurous]

Dungeon Crawling!

I am looking for small groups of people to do D&D playthroughs with. I wish to improve as a Dungeon Master.

[t0r-torasaurous]

Dream time!

There was darkness engulfing the space I was in. With my sight now impaired, my other senses kick into gear.

I could smell him first (Andrew my husband) and then slowly the scent changed to others that I had held in my arms. I do not remember their faces every time but I remember the smell and the sounds.

I would feel things alongside these senses, feelings of guilt, of betrayal, misinterpreted intentions.

The haunted memory of being pulled off the bed in my sleep and violated in the cold dark was suddenly happening again. The replay happening as that scent filled my nostrils, leaving every moment with a sour, bitter, and sad taste in my mouth.

I clawed my way out of this memory to curl up next to my Husband like I did when I went to bed, but he started changing and melting into someone else, another man from my past.

The guilt and the self disgust washed over me emotionally but I didn't move. I felt comfortable but trapped.

[t0r-torasaurous]

That face you make when you stole bae's food

[t0r-torasaurous]

[t0r-torasaurous]

[t0r-torasaurous]

Honestly working on body positivity and livin' for the curls and curves

[umbrellanumber5-deactivated2021]

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This.

This is why people who stay in my life are neurodiverse like me!

[nottoolateforthegame]

Huh

[thisisnotjuli]

this!! I swear I lost like all my friendships bc of this, like I had a group of friends in hs that one day I realized "huh I haven't talked to this people in a while" and popped in to say hi and they were all awkward?? because they hadn't seen me in a while?? and that's when I realized that friendship works different for them?? I was like yeah I haven't talked to you in like four months but it's not like I've forgotten about y'all why would anything change, and they were all like we haven't talked to you in four months why are you here again acting like nothing happened? and it was really confusing for me

[mimir-bashir]

YEAH! THAT!

Also I have a thing where I just put the people on pause. If I don’t see them or contact them, my brain kinda put them in stasis. I don’t think about them nor misses them, and I stay on what I last knew about them (how they look, what they study/work). So when we meet again I’m like “wait, you’ve aged?” and I have the same familiarity with them thanI had before.

[gender-snatched]

Anyway all my mutuals I haven't messaged in forever - this is why

[nora-theteawriter]

i didn’t even know this was a thing i thought all my old friends just didn’t care anymore because they didn’t like me specifically. this feels a lot more validating, though i guess it doesn’t change the end result

[alarajrogers]

Oh. Oh, wow. This explains so much.

[t0r-torasaurous]

Man fish

[t0r-torasaurous]

Blood sucking dragon

[t0r-torasaurous]

Monkey warrior

[t0r-torasaurous]

Pig roach

[t0r-torasaurous]

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

[magickspills]

I apologize to all my followers for this

[watfordwallflower]

if i had to read this you do too

[quinintheclouds]

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

[theepitomeofamess]

………

[anony-phangirl]

Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Tis the season bitches

[theresneverenoughfandoms]

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN

[logan-exe]

Why is this on my dash?

[princeanxious]

…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.

[randomslasher]

You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance. 

[chooseyourmusehasmoved]

“maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance” is an incredibly profound quote and I did NOT expect to get it from a Grinch x Tony the Tiger post

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so i’ve decided to make this happen actually

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

CHAPTER 2 IS OUT

[kaillou66]

This is actually an amazing fic, I highly recommend :3

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh yeah, everyone’s actually super angry at how well-written it is

and my personal favorite: “I wish you all the best, but I do hope you one day suffer for your sins”

[t0r-torasaurous]

Situation room

Financial troubles

Humans offer help

Jk helping is inconvenient

Plans fall through the floor

No floor = nowhere to live

No home = nomadic life

Nomadic life = staying where we can in the middle of a pandemic with our 8 month old baby

Gonna setup a go fund me I guess and ask for some pennies to help, or if you wanna commission me that is cool too

,¯\_༼ ಥ ‿ ಥ ༽_/¯

[t0r-torasaurous]

To fear the dark is to fear the unknown

Sometimes I fear that which do hover over my head.

Something that weeps icor and causes me furiously itch at my scalp.

The poison of negativity sinks in as if it were any corpse covered in sweet blood, attracting my thoughts like cockroaches with it's rotten stench.

[t0r-torasaurous]

Goat