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@tactiswat
Todoroki, pointing to his scar: This was a gift from my father.
Izuku: Oh wow, your dad gives pretty bad gifts. But I guess I have no room to talk, my dad just gave me abandonment issues!
Katsuki, son of mild mannered Masaru Bakugou: .... are you losers ok?
Pandemics don’t cause catastrophic vehicle crashes.
I’m both
Yes because civilian camo is for hunting?
people who are like “adhd shouldnt be classified as a disorder/wouldnt be a disorder without capitalism” have you experienced executive dysfunction or rejection sensitive dysphoria??? first of all it makes your life harder regardless of the fucking economical system you’re living in because it has nothing to do with capitalism when you cant get up to pee for 7 hours and feel like everyone secretly hates you for a typo you made in a facebook post
It’s almost like blaming capitalism for everything and thinking communism is the one true guiding light to utopia is...fucking stupid and has nothing to do with mental issues?
why is “olde vampires in high school” the big thing and not “olde vampires in college”
everyone in college is eccentric. everyone
you wanna wear full on Victorian suit? the girl in pajamas who clearly hasn’t slept in three days supports you
everyone is too preoccupied to care as long as you’re polite and follow class etiquette
multiple high school diplomas? eh. same stuff. multiple BAs? Enjoy learning chemistry AND art history! All in detail!
wandering around campus at 3am? that’s just the lifestyle tm
no matter how old or young you look it’s not really that weird, there’s sixteen year olds and sixty year olds doing BAs somewhere
big schools are very anonymous so nobody’s gonna bother to hassle you
the girl in pyjamas is the vampire
Also:
If u put ur blood in a water bottle ppl will assume it’s juice and be Jealous
“Oh god I’m a monster” 20 students who r all procrastinating big projects say “same” simultaniousely and with the exact same tone
Everything is a joke so if u say “I subsist on the lifeblood of mankind” someone will go “lol what a mood”
It would take u like 100 years to major in everything
Seen sucking the blood of a fellow classmate and u r instantly the campus Cryptid and Mascot
Listen. If u have an ethical dilemma go find a philosophy major that believes in ethical subjectivism and they’ll make u so angry u forget abt whatever the fuck was bothering u
College is the only acceptable place to get into fistfights over classical literature
Literally all u need to do to avoid suspicion is be the guy that always has gum and a stapler
If u have a majestic mustache ppl will just assume ur an English major
Allergic to crosses? Cool. So r certain stem majors.
#there literally was a guy who bit someone’s neck at my university #in my last year#everyone was just like ‘CAMPUS CRYPTID’
also everybody is either always eating or never eating so not eating isn’t that weird
“I pulled an all-nighter” can always be used to explain why you slept all day
Every early class has that one person who gets an A even though they never attend except on test days while wearing sunglasses and a hoodie and looking like death warmed over, so it wont even be suspicious
What you guys are missing is ye olde vampire in high school is a thing because they’re obviously trying to get scholarships because even Dracula doesn’t have enough money stored to go to college for more than a 3 year degree without getting a job.
*takes shot*
The only reason the Jedi committed war crimes and conquered planets was because they were sharing the cup of sin and moral failure that the clones were forced to drink from the day they were born. Their purpose was to guide the clones, because there was no one else who viewed them as real people, or even anything more than machines to keep them safe.
The whole galaxy looked at the clones and said “You’re not people, now go and fight our war so we don’t have to get dirt on our clothes,” and the Jedi were the only ones who followed the clones across that line and waded right into the mud along with them.
Had the Jedi survived the war, they would have stepped out of the mud and helped the clones wash themselves free of the bloody filth that crusted their armor before they cleaned their own robes. Instead, the clones were forced to murder the only people who actually cared about them, and most of them died soaked in blood and dirt because no one was willing to consider them people.
Now pour me another and I’ll talk about Padme.
Don’t hide this in the tags! #GOSH #the STORYTELLING #this is why I loathe all the “Jedi are evil” takes #because no #there was no hope for them because they were manipulated into being the only ones who did the Right Thing #even if it was the Wrong Thing #because a ROBOT ARMY LEAVES NO CHOICE #UGH #IT’S SO GOOD
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The “Jedi are evil” takes is the dumbest garbage and doesn’t even work upon the real problem of the Jedi that lead to their admitted SELF destruction, which is their position of power during a relatively peaceful period, lack of knowledge of their enemy’s true strength, and reliance on prophecy made them think that the best way to keep things stable was to stay the course and push down against emotions to make sure something didn’t break from within. However, the irony is, this is exactly what caused Anakin (and other lesser Jedi) to rise to the Dark Side or leave the Order in the first place. That’s why in the original trilogy Yoda doesn’t impress upon Luke any bullshit longform traditions that Yoda himself used to believe in, and also why in one of the few good scenes of TLJ, Yoda calls Luke a dumb nerd for giving a shit about books and traditions that probably made Luke think his self-punishing hermitage was the right thing to do after Ben turned to the Dark Side.
This argument is dumb and people that believe it are stupid.
But Season 1 can also regularly be the best season cause it was hen people were trying and despite faults and amateurish problems they were still endearing and hadn’t faultered due to the power of success effecting their direction and writing.
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Every other meme dies so that Rick Astley may continue to live
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i love being dm. it means i can ask the most innocuous questions totally unprompted to my players like “hey what’s your bard’s swimming speed?” and get this reaction every time
“You touch it? Ok cool. Remind me, who is your God?”
it’s sometimes hard to believe rasputin was real. like there’s no non-fucked up part of rasputin’s existence
did he do something problematic i thought he was just russia’s greatest love machine
basic (true) story: fanatical russian monk who has almost never shaved or washed and smells like goats shows up at the russian capital with a creepy look on his beardy face and everyone just assumes he’s a prophet or a saint because he’s got a cult following that believes he can cure illnesses. his stans are sexually obsessed with him and he gets just a fuckton of russian pussy wherever he goes cause apparently he can cure his true believers of illness with god-given dick magic. russia’s queen has him come stay at the palace and sets him up in luxury because she thinks he can cure her son’s haemophilia with the power of russian goat jesus, and they (allegedly) become lovers, probably, ‘cause she craves that unwashed goat-scented dick like the rest of his cult which she now (allegedly) belongs to.
then the worst assassins in the history of assassinations try to assassinate him, because all of russia is slutshaming the queen he has too much power over the royal family and it’s helping revolutionaries turn people against the royals. so these idiots have him round for tea and cakes which are poisoned with cyanide, but he is magically unaffected by poison they get the dose wrong and he doesn’t die, and then he drinks three glasses of wine, which are also poisoned, and he doesn’t die, so they tell him to look at a crucifix and shoot him in the chest with a revolver when he isn’t looking, and he doesn’t die, but they think he’s dead so one of them dresses in his clothes and gets driven to his apartment to make it look like he’s gone home to hide the crime, and when they come back he gets up and attacks them, so they stab him in the side with a knife, and he doesn’t die, and then he frees himself and runs outside, so they shoot him a few times more, including in the forehead, and they wrap his body up and chuck him in the icy river, and he doesn’t go into the water, so his body is found on the ice the next day. and get this…. he died…. of hypothermia.
additionally, everyone who wasnt in the party of getting rid of rasputin was pretty bummed out when they found him and his miracle dick dead the next day and there was a pretty bangin funeral of which the royal family themselves attended. however after the tsar was overthrown a few month later they exhumed his body and burned it because the new leadership was very adamant about making sure there were no ties left to honor the old monarchy. however this dudes body had never been properly prepped for a cremation which meant that under the extreme heat his tendons and ligaments began to retract and shrink causing his dead body to move and twitch around as if still animate. according to some testimony his body actually sat up straight on the pyre, and at least one spectator fired a gun at the body and another may have allegedly died of shock.
op was right. there’s no non-fucked up part of this dude’s existence. even his second funeral was fucked
Here’s the most fucked up part. He did cure the sons Hemophilia....by telling the other healers to stop trying to fucking bleed him out during a time where for some reason that was still acceptable as a medical practice, cause he had seen similar illnesses. His greatest crime was having common fucking sense and getting laid for it.
Fun fact!! It's cuz your body feels your pulse falling rapidly and is like "I don't know if you're dying or falling asleep and I'm not willing to gamble" so it shoots you up with adrenaline fuel to make you not die™. It's one of my favourite facts
how bout it gets with the fucking program we’ve only been at it nearly every single night for my entire goddam life
with adobe flash going the way of the dinosaur it really solidifies that the old net is dead, and our children will grow up in a world in which the web is a highly commercialized hell hole instead of a lawless zone free of civilization.
So this is how the cowboys felt huh
A moment of silence for all the poorly animated flash videos and games on newgrounds that shaped our childhoods
Actually Newgrounds already switched to HTML5 and their own custom version of flash like three years ago so those are all probably going to be archived. Like a museum of dumb DBZ inspired sprite and stick figure fights.
nintendo: can't have alcohol in our child gambling games!!! solution???
vacation juice
Me after consuming nineteen (19) glasses of vacation juice:
shjdhkdfjhgkhkd this is one of the most bizarre things the dub ever did and I feel like we don’t talk about it enough? They just. casually gave their protagonist mind reading powers. Just dropped that like it was nbd and then never brought it up again
