Unintelligible Nonsense - THE GAME

Returning to my favorite dumpster fire after like 7 years It's good to be back :) 24F - WI

[mybeautifulchristianjourney]

“Unless I am convicted by Scripture and plain reason - I do not accept the authority of popes and councils, for they have contradicted each other-my conscience is captive to the Word of God. I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I cannot do otherwise. God help me. Amen.”

—

Martin Luther

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

I have been waiting all year to post this.

[tumboner]

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

[thatsoundsprettynice]

YES

[xbstnmnr-deactivated20241116]

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

[m0unta1ndude]

dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning

[four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat]

so who’s on first?

[you-say-that-so-often]

That’s right 👍🏻

[four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat]

that’s strange

[you-say-that-so-often]

No, he’s on second.

[four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat]

Well how’s he on second if he’s on first?

[you-say-that-so-often]

No no no, House is on third. Second base is Strange.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Well this whole darn thing is strange but what I’m asking is who’s on first?

[cplus902]

Naturally.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Who?

[tornadointhetundra]

Naturally.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

So Naturally is the first baseman?

[tornadointhetundra]

No. The first baseman is Who.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Well I don’t know that so how’s about you tell me?

[tornadointhetundra]

House is on Third.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

I’m not asking you about third base I’m asking you about first base.

[tornadointhetundra]

Who’s on first!

[supreme-leader-stoat]

This is horrible

[tornadointhetundra]

Dr Horrible is the pitcher, not first base

[supreme-leader-stoat]

That’s not what I’m asking about! No!

[wrenchinator-central]

Dr No is in the outfield, but let’s not worry about them right now.

[purple-purple-pink-purple]

You don't get to decide that another person's life isn't worth living.

[stumupm]

[cornfield-cryptid]

[denerim-jeans]

[helpeverythingiscats]

[cyberth0t-deactivated20260111]

"The language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here."

(inspired by an incredible tiktok i saw yesterday, username cosm1cegg)

[stealingmyplaceinthesun]

You hate the LORD?? CRINGE 😬

[0pooleart]

The Blank Room

[caats]

[rickybabyboy]

Intriguing...

[wendigoonupdates]

hey guys, just dropping by to remind you all that i know what a moose is and i would never accidentally admit on the internet that i forgot what they were and had to try and describe it to google. that is FALSE and INCORRECT and i know EXACTLY what a MOOSE IS

[wendigoonupdates]

this is the most embarrassing day i’ve ever been forced to live

[rickybabyboy]

Look I'm going to shoot straight with you I think I might be shaped like a bean

[anarchobunnyist]

Still mind-boggling to me that one of these is now considered a Tumblr sexyman and it's not the one that fulfills literally all attributes of a classic Tumblr sexyman.

[ilovekinger]

[thepro-lifemovement]

[raeb33s]

Me, before playing bg3: I don't know if I'm gonna like that Astarion guy, he seems like a pompous prick

Astarion:

Me now:

[rickybabyboy]

My paw.

[jame7t]

^ Remember not to believe everything you read online, people. We don’t know if this is Ricky’s paw. We have no way of knowing

[rickybabyboy]

Everyone should believe everything I say ^_^